***** Official NEW Dating Mega Thread, Part 2 *****
Let's do this.
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Got another one lined up. We're not going to dinner.
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Well shit
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I recently saw a girl I used to have a thing for when we were teenagers. It was from way back when I lived in another state so we've barely talked and haven't seen each other in about 5 years or so. She's got a boyfriend who she has a child with and they live together.
I had been up there for a few days and we saw each other a couple times. Nothing happened. About a month after I came back home she called me randomly one day and told me she had just found out that her boyfriend had been cheating for months, at least. She went on to basically say that it was really hard for her not to "do anything" with me while I was up there and that she wouldn't have stopped herself had she known prior to me leaving. It's important to note that this conversation took place about a month ago. ................... She's now engaged to be married to the guy. |
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So being a married old guy, sometimes I test my attractiveness to the opposite sex. I was looking for a birthday card and a decent looking mom was hovering, trying to get to the same selection I was looking at. It was awkward, I found my card, a glittery one, got that crap all over me. I looked at her and simply said "I could do without the glitter" and good lord, she busted out with laugh heard half way across the store, like I told her the funniest thing ever. Kinda freaked me out, I went on my way.
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Buzz has a stable...no doubt
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She missed out on Tha Virus Jackhammer
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I Still chat with 3 chics on FB from that trip and ended up meeting up with one not long after in Vegas. This trip happened 6 mo after a 7 year relationship so I was due for some fun. Just the other day my coworker mentioned his wife was going on a cruise with her girlfriends and he wasn't "interested in going on that shit trip". Which makes me think more women go on cruises than men. Anyone else agree? |
You still poking that chubby chick billay?
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Hop in on that three way, Clay. It's not when there's some honey in the middle.
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So, I'm now in a committed relationship with the chick I was talking about last month.
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