ROFL

Give me a ****ing break. It's just a blowjob. Get over it.

ROFL

It's entertaining as hell. Admit it.

yeah....it's just a BJ, until the person you don't know is some gang bitch setting you up for her hommies to roll you, take your allowance and leave you with a dripping anus in the woods.

Yes, we know you are completely scared of casual sex.

Yeah that's it.

I have no idea what casual, premarital sex would be about.

Casual sex isn't the problem. Its the method you're using and your lack of situational awareness that is the problem.


Douche, I was slaying poon in my mid teens, pillaging vagina villages throughout college, conquering cootertown in multiple states for a decade afterwards, have had more dates in 1 week than you've had in your entire life to date and have managed to locate and keep an attractive, sane, intelligent, honest woman until death do we part.

I've been out with awesome chics, skanks, nutjobs, druggies, bobbleheads, young and older of various colors of the rainbow. I've been in good situations and found myself in situations I had no business being in. I've spent weeks and months in pursuit of some and minutes to success with others.

I wouldn't have anything of value to offer a mother's-house dwelling socially inept skinsuit with alleged carnal knowledge of exactly 1 dickholster. One. You're so bad at sex that after only 2 visits, even SHE wants to bring in someone else to get her off.

If this were a drivers license, you haven't even passed the test for your permit. You're floundering in Drivers' ed, dismissing driving tips from Mario Andretti, Bill Elliot and John Force.

Then why don't you knock it off, dipshit? Jesus Christ.

I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you.

I got a dicktat that says MER. I wanted MERISSA but it wouldn't fit.

You're right, at this point, you've ignored thousands of sentences of advice from many people who honestly tried to help you and keep you out of dangerous situations. Pardon me for tellling you the fire is hot and that you shouldn't touch it.


I don't give a shit anymore. When the event goes down that is eventually is going to happen, be ready. I'm going to have alot of fun at your expense. I'm going to have a good laugh when some tranny gives you herpes, donkey punches you and takes your coin purse.


keep swapping snowballs with internet hookers. You know it all.

Oh, so you ARE a scared pussy about casual sex.

Noted.

GoChiefs, why are you afraid of meeting girls in the sometimes shockingly successful thing we call real life?

And you're calling someone else a scared pussy? Are you kidding?

Good gracious. Time for me to show up and be the voice of reason.

Relationships are bad, mmm'kay.




But random internet hookups are even worse.

It's just not something I do. I don't hit on girls in public.

Try meeting a girl that has to actually talk to you and close the deal.

You can't. Not even at a Lane Bryant store with little debbie cologne.

Scared pussy.

It's not that. He doesn't like vagina. He likes dick. Big monster dicks. He's all over guys in public.

So will you give e-harmony and all that shit a try when you are 'serious' about a relationship?

i think you increase the chances of getting raped everytime you try to get sex or a bj from some random whore online.

Sounds like a lot of effort. I'd rather meet random pieces of ass over the internet. Much easier.

Oh look, another scared pussy!

So much easier that it's worked, what, once?

This is your next step on the road to self-confidence.

No bullshit lines. No ****ing "game."

I'll give you my ultra-successful super secret method that I used throughout college with many positive results. Now get ready, this is a bit complicated.

I would spot an attractive piece of ass. Make eye contact. And then, here's where it gets technical, I would walk over to the girl and hit her with this piece of eloquence, "Hello. My name is DeezNutz..." Conversation to follow.

But don't say your name is DeezNutz.

Safety behind a keyboard? You may try to talk the talk, but you will never get game that way.

LOL, so you're ripping on me now, when i have not really bad mouthed you in this thread.

Who needs to ****ing meet chicks online and do all the conversing over aim when you can actually talk to them in person, and pretty much every chick ive talked to has given me their # and dates to follow, its not ****ing hard dude

Don't waste your energy. He's a deadbeat, scared piece of shit who sucks at life.

Twice, technically.

Oh, yes.

You might have to alter the template a bit, GoChiefs.

Oh, and don't try to be funny if you're not. Or witty. Or sarcastic. Or wry. In fact, if you need me to construct a template later, I will. FAX would probably help with the poetry. If you're not into FAX's muse, check with Iowanian or Katipan, also impressive poets.

The same girl twice = once.

Game is reeruned and too much effort. I'm not interested.

No, I met with two girls.

= you must not be very good if she only goes twice.

And you closed the deal with how many?

Try being yourself.

I never ran any "game."

I don't even know why i tried, i know people with massive anxiety disorders that can ****ing talk to a chick in public

Yeah, walking up to a girl and saying "Hi" requires too much effort.

I made dates with four girls for sex and had sexual contact with two of them.

.500 ain't bad.

Sexual contact? You either had sex or did not. You're batting 0.250.

Actually, it does. I don't know if she wants to be left alone. I don't know if she's married. I don't know if she has a boyfriend. I don't know if she's gay.

Waste of my goddamn time when there is ass ALL OVER the internet broadcasting that information from the get-go.

So, women aren't worth the effort, or getting laid isn't worth the effort?

Oral sex is sex.

Shit, you know me. I have massive anxiety disorders and I've been married. Which in turn made my massive anxiety disorders more massive, but that's another thread.

The internet is just a crutch for some folks.

At least you would know right then. It seems like you waste more time now trying to chase down people who don't seem real.

:shake:

Oral sex is foreplay.

ROFL

Seriously I actually do know a few guys at work that have no problem talking to chicks and admitted they have bad anxiety disorders and didn't resort to the interwebs to get their gfs

This is the first time I've been stood up.

Seems like an effort to go meet girls to have them change their mind, or to show up and be stood up.

Yeah, not really...

It wasn't much of an effort tonight. I was going to the gym anyway.

Yeah, for your nightly 15 minute workout?

The pieces of ass at the bars are doing the same thing. You just don't know how to read the signals because you're too busy tracking down IP numbers.

Well this thread is pretty amusing.....

I never thought I'd see the day someone said having a conversation with a woman was to much work.

Do I have to explain everything in great detail to you? Jesus Christ. Ok, pay attention.

I was going the gym today. I decided to meet her for a blowjob first. She consented. Afterwards, I was going to work out.

When I got there, she wasn't there. So I waited 30 minutes. Then I decided to work out while I waited for her. After 15 minutes of that, it was pretty clear she wasn't going to show up, so I got pissed off, and left.

In either case, the gym is five minutes away, so it's not much effort either way.

It's been well established that I'm not into bars. Sorry.

You know GoChiefs if you would develop a bit more of a personality this wouldn't be so difficult.

negligable amount of effort to ascertain that info. hell, you don't even need to talk to her to make educated guesses.
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Hey! How's the weightloss coming?

There are upscale bars/restaurants that can be pretty fun. Live music, attached art galleries, etc.

I'm not talking about a ****ing hole in the wall.

You're cool with adult friend finder, but unwilling to broaden your real-life social settings a bit? Dude...

Oh, great. I can sit there and guess. Wonderful. No thanks. If she really wants me, she'll initiate.

Shut up. You've never even met me.

Live music sucks. Anyway it's well established that I'm anti-social as **** so let's not waste our time talking about me "hitting the town." It's not happening.

lalalalalalalalalalalala

You people don't know shit.

You're an imbecile.

Ok I guess, I can not be super strict on a diet because it drives me insane so I kind of mix and match.

But hey on the topic here atleast you enjoy me in the non football threads.

Why do you expect the chick to do all the work?

Art sucks.

Intraweb sluts, FTMFW111

If you are anything like you are on this forum...

You don't act like a know-it-all jerk in non-football threads. :)

I agree. You have to give yourself some room to cheat from time to time. Have a cheat day once a week, or a cheat meal now and then.

I generally think I'm a pretty cool person for the most part....

when your eyes meet, lock and she doesnt find something else to look at, she initiated. a smile at your attention means she initiated. her dry humping your leg means she initiated.
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I'm not. You really think I go around calling girls bitches? Please.

(crickets)

You're near KC, right? Bugeater is going to the preseason game with me, and I believe we're gonna get some drinks afterward. You should come out with us

That is not exactly what I meant...

I'm pretty sure he might think the world revolves around him IRL too.

See, GoChiefs.

It's that easy.

I live right by worlds of fun actually...I don't really drink though...

Doesn't have to be alcohol. That's okay. I'll let you turn me down easily.




:(

Nah, what do you think I have something against you?

I told my ex that and she laughed at me...

:D FYP