The number 33 has always cracked me up. If you look at it from the side, you could see a couple of pairs of tits. You may even see a couple of asses. If there is a speck of something between the 3's, you may even see an ass shitting on an ass. If you look at it straight on, you could see a man, ramming another man in the ass. 69 doesn't have shit on 33.

The Chiefs killed my ambition. Sorry.

I've also been quite busy. My teaching and research workload has pretty much doubled from last school year.

This may move a lot slower, but I think we can absolutely get this done by the time the calendar turns over to 2015.

Chiefs killed his will. SNR will complete this in due time.

it's fine

i just didn't want anyone to forget

I think it's telling that you look at the number 33 and see a man ramming another man.

Found my rank its #2,362.

ROFL ROFL Queen rep.

Rico, you've just got to break free.

**** it. Inspiration has struck. Roast coming up.

33. Guru

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Born Joshua Ezra Weinstein in 1971 to parents who were both accountants, he's always had an interest and passion for saving money. Car, house, you name it. He even realized that under his former username, "KCChiefsguru," he was losing a entire thousandths of a cent per year on the added energy costs that it took his computer to input "KCChiefs" every time he signed in to Chiefs Planet. So he shortened it to just "Guru." There's more, too! Once when he was in college, he saved some pocket change by just borrowing another dude's gym shorts so he didn't have to do a separate load of laundry to prevent a stench in his dorm room.

This turned in a new obsession for Guru: using other people's old gym shorts. At first he just did it to feel special in unique, but as he began collecting, he enjoyed the array of styles and amount of wear that each pair could present. Hobby turned fetish.

He now combines his passions: money and used gym shorts. With the help of his (business) partner Bugeater, Guru operates a small internet business selling used gym shorts to people. It's a dream come true for him-- he not only gets to make money, but he also gets to sample before the merchandise goes to the customers.

He's a nice guy. Just don't ever ask to borrow money unless you're fine with a higher-than-average interest rate.

One puzzling thing, however, is why he always seems to keep his distance from Rausch. It's like he's distrustful or fearful for some reason. I have no clue what that could be about.

Weeeeeeere baaaaaack

****ing delicious.

Lol wtf i didn't know i was roasted.

Congratulations! You're in the club.

Chicks dig huge e-peens

I still think Guru pees in the shower.... regardless of how adamantly he has denied it.

Attaboy.....

We can tell you're still fresh! That was excellent. The born jewru name was by far my favorite part. I may change his u/n to Ezra Weinstein just for kicks. 8 pooties!

I'm glad that i bumped this thread

LMAO at #58 'Donger'.

I was proud of that.

Check out his initials, too.

Joshua Ezra Weinstein.

How did I miss that? You brilliant Nazi bastard!

Popped a molly, now I'm sweatin'

I haven't been on this stupid shit have I?

I bet Wes Welker wishes he could sweat as fast as you.

I don't think so.

LMAO

Funny stuff.

Shit like this is what makes cp great.

The porno threads are also a plus.

Mohillbilly is top ten material. Well except for the wanting Fisher thing. That might drop him off the list completely.

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/truestfans.gif

I hate that gif as much today as I did the day of its birth.

Hey dude.

That Guru feller is a flippity-flappy set of pussy lips for not manning up and admitting to peeing in the shower, ain't he?

Since when did getting roasted make you almost as excited as a no hands blow job, and all the accouterments that follow, that happen for 40 days and 40 nights by a group of uninfected porn stars?

Well this is the tread for it...

LMAO

32. PGM

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A DAY IN THE LIFE OF PGM

05:30- I woke up. Went to the bathroom. Urine was an odd shade of purple. Need to make a mental note to call the urologist after I update the OP of the roast thread on Chiefs Planet

06:30- Breakfast! Ate the rest of the leftover bologna and cheese sandwiches from dinner last night. Had some time to dust the clear plastic cases containing my pro wrestling action figure collection before work. Didn't update the OP.

07:15- Left for work. Camaro looked positively radiant this morning in the garage.

07:45- Arrived at work. Heard a co-worker in the hall talk about Kansas basketball. Addressed the situation by reminding co-worker that he is a "beaker." Walked back to my desk with a triumphant look on my face. That showed him!

08:05- Logged onto Chiefs Planet. Checked out the new posts from last night about food smokers. Laughed at a fart joke posted by bevischief. Didn't update the OP.

08:30- Got a PM from the list maker of some new names to send to SNR. Sent them along, but didn't write them accurately, leaving SNR to frustratingly have to look up each name on the member list to get the correct numbers after the name as well as making sure that some names with spaces didn't have underscores. Continued to browse Chiefs Planet on company time, blissfully unaware of the huge waste of time it is for SNR to have to look all those names up just so he can write a goddamn roast about them. Didn't update the OP.

08:42- Had an overwhelming feeling that I'm more important than I actually am to this Top 101 Poster thread. I'm totally clueless and don't really realize that I'm actually ****ing worthless to this project. If I actually thought about it, I would reflect and discover that my one role in the production of these roasts is to serve as a middleman that makes getting the new names from the list maker more inefficient than it really should be. It could be incredibly easy to just hook SNR up with the ****ing listmaker, badda bing badda boom, let the good times roll. Nope, I've got a ****ing job to do. It's very important! And I'm only talking about the job that I actually take seriously... my one ****ing job that has VALUE to the thread and to this project... just ONE ****ing job... is to take a roast that SNR or another roaster puts out and paste it into the OP of the thread. That's it. That's ****ing it. I'm on the goddamn ball whenever writes a roast. I'm there to advertise the new roasts and leave comments to get people talking about them. Wouldn't it be ****ing easy at that point, where after I've read the roast, to just edit the OP and copy and paste it right ****ing there just MOMENTS after the roast is published? I wouldn't have to bitch like Phobia on one of his "Modding's harder than you think!" periods. "I have to look back pages and pages to find all these roasts?! I have a life, you know!" Guess what? SO DOES ****ING SNR! GOD, SHUDDER TO THINK HOW LONG IT TAKES HIM TO NOT ONLY COME UP WITH SOME OF THIS SHIT BUT ALSO TYPE IT OUT IN A WAY THAT IS NOT ONLY COHERENT BUT ALSO LOGICALLY FUNNY! He's a lucky son of a bitch. He doesn't have to update the OP like I do. I'm a ****ing Chiefs Planet hero is what I am. I'm doing this solely for the entertainment of hundreds of loyal Chiefs fans who just want a distraction to all the pain and misery that Kansas City sports has caused them over the years. When I feel like it, I will give them a clean and updated OP! The sun must shine out my ****ing ass! I'm not going to approach this insanely simple task efficiently and promptly, I'm going to make a big fat ****ing deal out of updating a simple ****ing OP of a goddamn thread to make people think I'm important! I'm PGM! I started this thread and made it impossible for SNR to just edit the ****ing OP himself! I even ****ed him over just by joining this ****ing place as PGM and ripping off the 3-letter username that he had championed for YEARS before I ****ing knew what Chiefs Planet even was! YOU LUCKY BASTARDS DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD I HAVE IT OR THE BURDEN THAT I BEAR BRINGING YOU THIS KIND OF QUALITY ****ING ENTERTAINMENT! ... Went back to work, didn't update the OP.

16:40- Almost time to clock out, so I checked up on Chiefs Planet once more before I hit the road. Somebody called Clay a virgin, and it was so funny that I blew hot coffee out my nose. Monitor's kind of dirty, but I'll just hope the janitor cleans the computer monitors. Didn't update the OP.

17:25- While stuck in traffic, I thought of different themes that everybody could change their names to that would be hilarious. We already did wrestlemania. That was probably the coolest moment of my life. The meatball thing is kind of funny, but it's not as popular. Hmm... blue collar comedy tour? Crazycoffey always kind of reminded me of Jeff Foxworthy. I think this has potential to add burst! Thought about updating OP when I got home

19:00- After dinner, watched quality television programming on CBS, America's most watched network!

21:45- Went to bed. My last thought before drifting asleep was that I forgot to update the OP. Oh well. Had a pleasant dream that Knowmo wasn't a ****tarded bitch and a terrible human being who rapes dogs. In my dream he actually did what he said he would do and stayed away from Chiefs Planet the entire year, sweetening even more the single good thing I have brought to Chiefs Planet in almost 10 years of posting.

Heh...an inside job

LMAO
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LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

This made my top 5 faves.

Thats what I call a Magnum Opus.

Hahaha

ROFL

ROFL

ROFL

ROFL

ROFL

Still hasn't updated the OP.

Oh my god. There is no ****ing reason SNR shouldn't be the #1 poster on this list.

He'll he didn't post a roast for more than I week after I updated the last time ROFL I am suuuuure missing that one name is killing your lazy ass

He's not :(....or is he??

I do post a lot from work, but can't update on this damn phone! Also I am not rico so watching men grasp each other in underwear us not for me.

How the **** do you write your own roast? If he's #1, someone else has to the lay the wood.

You're like a Romeo Chiefs team that scores an offensive TD in the 4th quarter to only lose by 27 instead of 34

Well maybe if you'd quit ****ing masturbating to pictures of Alex Smith with your hairy palm all lubed-up with BBQ sauce, you could operate the goddamn phone and handle business, yes?!

He already got roasted heh

You are confusing me with kcbubb

28. SNR

LMAO

I did ONLY come up with this whole idea ROFL creative never gets the props!! Always the low budget entertainers :)

This.


The guy is ****ing awesome
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It's a short Asian looking dude that's numba 1

I think I might have met him once...


Seriously
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But I'm not Asian.

ROFL ROFL - Mods, can we change PGMs username to radiant Camaro, just for a little while?

I thought PGM was a truck driver...?

That was ****ing awesome. I'm very interested to see the top ten spots. SNR has made a case to be a lock for at least top three. I'd have Rain Man in there as well.

That's my pals Reighters and Big Meatball Dave

Oh it will be glorious and a guest roast of SNaRc shall too

Except THIS IS YOUR THREAD.

That sounds pretty rapey. I'm sure SNR'd be into it.

Is Big Meatball Dave the latest incarnation of True Fan Dave?

You know, that one "Dave" who just can't make it one day without sucking off whichever administration happens to currently be in charge of the One Arrowhead Shitshow?

I would rather update my thread than read another late night bullshit abortion

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Yes indeedly-doodly!!!

That would be sweet.

My favorite parts of the PGM roast:

1.) Laughed at a fart joke told by bevischief.

2.) Someone called Clay a virgin and it made me laugh so hard that I had coffee coming out of my nose.

3.) Had a dream that KnowMo wasn't a reerun who rapes dogs.

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

NAILS. WIN. RAPE. :clap:

Not nearly enough true fan meathead stuff but other than that brilliant.

I don't know what you want me to do with this information.

I think he is implying that if you threatened to start a late night bullshit thread about abortion, that would prompt him to update the OP.

he wants you to take it

and like it

1. Yup.

2. Clay is my homie

3. Excellent

It means his De berg level threads are so bad they make me want to hop on a desktop and update this turd.

Oh yes realist on CP now means true fan. We know this.

It was a pretty good assessment to he honest of the persona I adopted on here, so no butthurt on my end....oh and u can quit checking cause you are not on the list.