MUCH BETTER JESSICA. TWO GOOD DAYS IN NYC :clap:

http://www.etonline.com/fashion/2017...939d4a7ead.jpg

http://www.etonline.com/fashion/2017...y829382562.jpg

Never did it for me.

Shiiiiiiiit man baby? I hit that outta the park.

Is it just me or is her head expanding into a square? She's starting to look like a Funko figurine.

I'm not a fan but good on you if you are.

I can see where they're coming from - I'd bang Stevie Nicks today because of what she looked like 30 years ago...

Young
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...e69a403198.jpg

Old...
http://www.rollingstone.fr/RS-WP-mag...1389377724.jpg

Damnit....It's a vagina not a clown car girl. Quit wrecking the damn thing.

She USED to

I don't want to be that guy, but...

... meh

God damn you Jessica-you are a mess! WTF happened? She is a drunken mess-she can't handle her liquor.

She also looks like she is missing a tooth! :eek:


http://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_i...-JR-092017.jpg

http://www.etonline.com/sites/defaul...004_1024_0.jpg

OxyContin ?

That dude on the right is a total creeper

That's because he was a Cowboys QB at one time and her current gold digger husband! ROFL

Jesus she's turned into a nasty hot mess. Would not....

He left this for Simpson......
She's no supermodel but I'd take her over Simpson in a heartbeat....
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...78_306x692.jpg

Is that the chick from the Walking Dead?

I don't think so. She's, pretty much, a nobody.

I can't say I'd want either one for more than an evening...

49er TE, yo.

Merry Christmas from Juggsica Simpson! :drool:

https://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-con...-Simpson-1.jpg

Jesus. What a skank. Not saying I wouldn't, but she's a skank, no less.

Gross

I would squirt a little team liquid all over those titties

This is attractive?

She's got nothing on your boo

No, but it's probably better than having Sweets Choke one down by the dumpster. So she does have that going for her.

You are ****ing obnoxious. And that's really saying something.

Welcome to my ignore list.

Population:
You
Rudy lost the toss

Yep. good enough to put some white sticky in.

http://blog.swifteyewear.com/wp-cont...ed-glasses.jpg

I would LOVE to see some of the SO's of all the guys calling her gross, skanky or unattractive.....

She's starting to remind me of that other skank, what the hell was her name, Courtney something? The one that married the much older actor, started doing porn, wanted to be a singer and turned into a real eyesore.

BAWAN is never wrong.

I need glasses because I think Kari D'Angelo is more attractive than Simpson?
whatevah.

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Jessica has eaten and oxyed and plastic surgeoned herself to this.
Kate Beckinsale.

IRL you would drink her bath water

Yes, all of what Chi says is true. Additionally, her room looks disorganized and messy. The correlation between skankdom and a messy room has been proven time and again.

So a real hot naked chick with a little skanky side and a messy room you would say to her; "sorry I don't dig hot chicks with messy rooms so I'll take a pass." :eek:

I'm really starting to doubt the testosterone levels and question the man card of many CP posters.....ROFL

I'd wash her off just like the previous skanks. Some have been washed off in a QT sink

What?
Never said anything like this.

Make no mistake moron, I'm not saying I'd pass on any of it. In fact, I'd knock the bottom out of it. I'm just saying there's a correlation between being a skank and having a messy room.

scho63, can you recommend a good white wine for me?

If your taking it to a QB1DC gathering Semen 2017 from Mahomes Vineyard might do the trick. Happy Holidays

Now you're talking my language! ROFL

Don't get your pink panties all in a bunch Francis!

You just seemed to be more concerned about her messy room rather than sucking on those big 'ol titties.....:hmmm:

She can come over here and trash my room RIGHT NOW

I'd crawl through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a pay phone.

I'll PM you something nice over the holidays.

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🤔.

Cakebread
La Crema
Peter Yearlands
Pahlmeyer

Messy room. Clean room. I'm just not attracted to this at all.

La Crema is a real nice mid tier wine for sure. I'll give the others a try. Once I turn into a giant vag.

Now you've got me all excited you little tease you! ROFLROFLROFL

Just make sure if there is nudity, it's her not you! :D

Here's two of them to get you started:

The fat chick on the left has nice hard nipples! ROFL

Who are we looking at here?

Curly, Moe and Larry

The Three Amigos

Scho is the portly fella, Me, and Lewdog.

Sometimes a guy just gets hungry

This is the 3rd series of her blow up dolls with the new anal feature. So one must assume "current" GF?

https://s8.postimg.org/3pwjoy4qd/jess.png

Lew has short arms.

Hippo'crit


https://scontent.fmkc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...67&oe=5A91B789

Guess who the fat **** is? you get 3 but 2 + 3 don't count.

Good thing about this thread is I made Big Smokes ignore list.

eDave, have you ever met Louis Theroux?

Dang Edave... you don't look like a lefty troll.... :)

The hell you say...


If he believed in hell.

Wait... eDave isn’t a chick!? :p

Oh, no photo ops from the last get together? I'm crushed. :harumph:

In this day and age...all I know is eDave owns two cats.

Nice guy though. Bought wings for the table and then called me fat when I didn't partake.

Just a couple of operations left. Then I'm good to go sailor.

Be gettin that pussy grabbed by the best of them. eDave, that's something to look forward to.

Are you going to beat Clay to the finish line? I hear he's had the pussy work done, has the the bitchy attitude, he's just missing the hormone meds that his insurance doesn't cover. He'll be driving a broom handle soon enough.

Just the one with your son in it and he has an injunction on it...

edave looks like Clay will look about 15 years from now.

https://assets1.cdn-mw.com/mw/images...94db147@1x.jpg

I really hope eDaves not upset by that, Clay will call it a vast improvement.

The man is dropping weight fast. This is the first time we met. Second time he was noticeably thinner.

I saw the pic, he was sitting to your left

Get that link to fan4ever so he'll stop crying.

I drink cheap vodka...

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