She takes a nice picture.

Was love worth losing your best friend?

When she does grasshoppers at the gym, does her cooter still chirp like a catfish?

Fixed yer post......

Remember. It's not a lie if you Belize it. - George Costanza.

I bet her poon looks like 2 people fighting in a turtle neck

You got a problem with that?? Let’s meet at the Belize Sign Monument and handle this like adults!!

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Hike up your thong when you're ready to tango

I guess it's only fair that you get the flex badge.

Haven’t read the whole thread but I’m confused by the first two pages, is she an inmate or janitor with those gloves and jumpsuit? Weird flex

I'm just joining these shenanigans but my wife is hotter with a better ass.

Of course. Barley can take your 10 in dick too. AND she loves cars too. :)

I wish I had a 10” dick.














Then I wouldn’t have to lug this big thing around.

This asshole come clean yet?

LMAO