Please explain...

The real answer is where will yesterday lead me to.

Holy crap, the realfeel temperature is going to be 2 degrees Celsius tonight.

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Do cats and dogs view your hands and feet as entirely separate entities from your face?

I'm convinced that they do, your face is like the parent, by turns comforting and scolding them... the hands and feet? they're just like 4 extra family members IMO, they're your dogs brothers and sisters.

i work outside for a living. i wear a hard hat. i was leaving a house, heading for my truck and something hit me on the top of the head. literally felt like a 20 lb bag of potatoes. pushed me forward, stunned me for a split second, i looked up: a goddamed hawk!!!!

small cut on my forehead to scalp. gonna go get a tetnus (sp?) shot tomorrow. if i had a chance to do it over, i'd beat the shit out of that brown-feathered sumbitch.

The midgets?

No midgets. Something higher.

Dwarfs tend to be a bit taller

I just photographed a wedding that included wrestling belts. Expensive, large, obnoxious, professionally-fake wrestling, replica championship belts.

Like... with adults and everything.

wtf.

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That's actually pretty incredible.

I wonder what it saw that made it think you'd make a nice meal.

yeah. i got a haircut 3 weeks back, so i'm pretty trimmed up right now. hair is brownish red and wavy. so, maybe the hawk thought it was a nest?

or my other thought is: protecting IT'S nest. either way, this shit only happens to me.:doh!:

May the 4th dilemma: Do you start with A New Hope or the Phantom Menace?

Oh wow. rico got hitched again?????

A New Hope

126 days till this is over...

Why I ever thought that me attending graduate school was a good idea is so beyond me.

I really am delusional.

Has anybody seen Aussie lately?

Ingrown penis hair.

I'm never going to get a job..

Has anybody heard from Aussie lately?!?!?

Maybe the dingo ate your baby

titties

Two nights in a row I have dreamed about Rush in concert. The first was in the present and the one last night was back in 1978.

My friends went in without me and had my ticket-so I pushed passed the gate and ran into the show. I turned the wrong way and went down a hallway with doors lining both sides so I went in-only to find another door, then another and another and they looped around with the last door opening back to the hallway where two old ladies were waiting to bust me for sneaking into the show. Instead of running-I told the truth that I was from the Future and my friends had my ticket. They wanted me to pay for another ticket-but my money all looked like fake (monopoly) money with holograms on it. Luckily Geddy was coming by and was intrigued so let me come on in and gave me a backstage pass to talk with them after the show.

So I tell them I am from 2014. Think about that from 1978? We thought there would be flying cars like the Jetson's and be having a vacation on the moon.

So they start asking questions and it was surreal-they didn't believe me.

1. Ronald Reagan- the B movie actor-would not only be elected President-he would get a second term. And no his Chimp Bonzo is not elected.

2. The Royals would win the World Series in 85 and then not even make the playoffs for the next 30 years. Who would have thought?

3. John Lennon is shot by a crazy fan hours after signing an autograph for him.

4. Disco finally dies only to be replaced by something worse (Rap). The state of music gets so bad any 14 year old girl with a webcam can sing about Friday and make millions of dollars until being replaced by another sad girl singing about the Royals.

5. A little known rich kid named Bin Laden takes US money to beat the Russian's then changes the world on a nice September day.

Then I tell them in the future -everyone wants and thinks they are famous. They post their faces on a weird thing called the (Internet) on a weird thing called a computer. They make videos of themselves singing off tune trying to get on tv shows with people singing off tune. They post every thought that pops in their head and other people actually read it on weird things called Blogs and websites. And all the information in the known universe can be accessed on a small device know as a cel phone- but most people use them to take dumb pics called "selfies" and try to make themselves feel more famous and more important to other people that want to be famous and feel important as well.

Of course I sound crazy and they don't believe me. So I pull out my phone and show them. Then I take a "selfie" of us so I can post it on a weird thing called a Facebook-so I can feel like I am famous for my ten seconds until the next million people post something.

Thanks for reading my about my dream- you will never get that ten seconds back. You could have been taking selfies of yourself instead. You could have been famous even. If you get a chance to go back to the past -don't read it this time.

It's early winter in Oz. They probably have three or four metres of poisonous or carnivorous (or both) snow there. We couldn't handle it.

testing

I hate when people say, "I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired".

Im sick and tired of people saying they are sick and tired of people saying they are sick and tired of being sick and tired.

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Is anyone else seeing prices on pork for $1.28 a pound or less? I am talking about ribs and pork steaks. Just filled the freezer.

Not that low. Where did you get that at? Crazy...

You made the list!

The local store chain (Hornbachers) up here. I cleaned out 2 stores this morning.

Hornswaggles? Run by midgets I presume

Just f#### it.

If you're in the Normal, Illinois area and like theatre, I have a play being produced over the net few weekends at the Heartland Theatre as part of their annual ten minute play fest. They do a very good job there.

It just me any more.

The local GMC dealer is going to fix my Envoy for free. $700 I don't have to spend. Be nice to have a working gas gauge.

just saw the Menards commercial. the jingle is catchy....but I always sing it.....

save big money you reerun.


it's just me isn't it.....

My day woke up to see my 13 year old dog after she finished eating a 3/4 bag of pistachios and shells included and a half bag of trail mix. So far so good... But did get my car back a day early from the body shop and the wife leaves tomorrow gone till late Sunday. Then I leave Monday.

Let's get drunk bevis

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wins
dogs

I am really liking this new 55 inch TV.

I am heading down in the morning.

The thing where people use some variety of, "That shot by Lebron though," or "that run by Peterson though," is stupid.

I had a 4th of July Party and my dog hides in the tub.
A friend of mine said, "Its a known fact that dogs disappear on the 4th of July"
WTF?

Had a phone interview for a job two weeks ago. Didn't get the job.

You're better than them.

C.R.E.A.M.

Ok, I don't get it...

It's probably the most succinct way I can explain my values system.

So elaborate...

I just went on a date with a dentist. It was like pulling teeth.

You're only as worth as much as someone is willing to pay.

Makes sense...

pooptaco

Everytime I talk to women in public my friends take pictures of it.

Damn really?

Embarrassing, right?

No just geting old. Like Bob Dole. He likes those PMs.

There are not many my know first name. But today...

What?

One beer down in the power hour.

ROFL midgets have invaded Fargo

Now I must become a salesman.

Gravity - what a turd. Sandra....would it have killed you to show us a tit?

CASH RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME! CREAM! GET THE MONEY! DOLLA DOLLA BILL YA'LL!

I'm going to get Discuss laid.

Yeah and I just got a job that pays 100% on commission.

I have no sales experience.

Top 5 Chiefs Regular Season Moments
 

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This is an amazing list of great memories!

Good luck with all that

Okay, so at what point can I get out of a pyramid scheme without losing any money or getting sued...

Monday was a weird day.

I saw the most complete, vivid rainbow I've ever seen with a second, less vivid tag along.

I also saw a coyote for the first time in my life. Right in the city; it ran out in front of my car, saw me coming and booked back into the high grass.

I have a 10 minute play being performed at the Rochester Repertory Theatre (Rochester MN) over the next few weekends. Part of their Treasures in Ten, which is their favorite ten minute plays that had been previously produced there.

Got a Delorean handy?

Why am I so damn tasty to mosquitoes this year? I'm usually the one not getting bit but this year, I've been bit more than 30 times since the 1st of July. And that was with avoiding going outside as much as possible. :#

Is there a celebrity more unlikable than Kid Rock?

Kanye West

Touche...

Haven't given anyone money yet.

Then don't give them any