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***** Official NEW Dating Mega Thread, Part 2 ***** (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=293622)

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 12754596)

Do you have a man cave?

My office, sure. Three bedrooms was a requirement.

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Originally Posted by Spider2YBanana (Post 12754609)

My office, sure. Three bedrooms was a requirement.

Need space for the little ones. I get it.

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 12754617)

Need space for the little ones. I get it.

He would spawn a Lil Chiefy

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 12754617)

Need space for the little ones. I get it.

JFC

Virus plowed any sluts lately?

Took a few years off from college and am back now. Lots of eye-candy but JFC I forgot how insecure college aged chicks are.

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Originally Posted by BigMeatballBillay (Post 12754847)

Virus plowed any sluts lately?

I've been living with my girlfriend for almost a year now but the last girl I ****ed had the fattest ass eevvvver. It was incredible.

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 12756083)

I've been living with my girlfriend for almost a year now but the last girl I ****ed had the fattest ass eevvvver. It was incredible.

Gee , Surprising !

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Originally Posted by Spider2YBanana (Post 12754404)

The scary thing is I can't even get a vasectomy the easy way. I have to go into a hospital to get it done, have real surgery and shit, because of my undescended testicle.

I wonder if it would be worth it.

PS - I paid a dude $40 to grab my nuts and tell me that.

Yeah , and I didn't even know what I was doin ! ROFL Easiest $40 ever.

Douchelord sues a woman after a first date. lmao

http://heavy.com/news/2017/05/brando...alaxy-texting/

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A 37-year-old Austin man is suing a woman he says was texting while they were watching the “Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2” on a date at a Texas movie theater.

Brandon Vezmar filed the lawsuit in Travis County small claims court on May 11, the Austin American-Statesman reports. He is seeking $17.31, the price of a ticket to the 3D showing of the popular movie.

Vezmar claims she was in “direct violation” of the theater’s policy and her actions “adversely” affected his viewing experience, the newspaper reports.

“While damages sought are modest, the principle is important as defendant’s behavior is a threat to civilized society,” he wrote in the court filing.

Crystal, a 35-year-old woman from Round Rock, who met Vezmar online, told the newspaper on May 16 when she learned about the lawsuit, “Oh my God. This is crazy.”

Brandon Vezmar said the date took place on May 6 at the Barton Creek Square theater, the Austin American-Statesman reports.

“It was kind of a first date from hell,” he told the newspaper. Vezmar said about 15 minutes after the movie began, his date took out her phone and began texting.”This is like one of my biggest pet peeves.”

Vezmar wrote in court filings that the woman “activated her phone at least 10-20 times in 15 minutes to read and send text messages.” You can read his court filing below or by clicking here

e said he asked her to stop or to go outside to text. She eventually left and did not come back, he told the newspaper. Vezmar said she left the theater in her car, and they had come to the movie together, so he was also left with out a ride, the newspaper reports.

“I said ‘listen, your texting is driving me a little nuts’ and she said ‘I can’t not text my friend.’ I said ‘maybe you can take it outside to the lobby, I’ve seen people get kicked out movies for this,” Vezmar told KVUE-TV.

According to Vezmar, he contacted the woman a few days later to ask for her to pay him back for the ticket.

He said on Twitter that he has received support from people around the country, including women.

“I filed my theater texting lawsuit because online dating etiquette is at such a low ebb it needs to be actively corrected. People know what I mean, which is part of why the story went viral. Enough is enough of the nut-job, self-centered, bizarro-land experiences,” he tweeted Tuesday.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C__ggRSVoAASzMS.jpg

https://heavyeditorial.files.wordpre...y=65&strip=all

Lulz he got off cheap

Will cost him more in court fees. Then he's got to collect. Good luck dude.

Good for him. **** that dirty ****.

He sounds like a low key homo