You're pathetic.

















:rolleyes:













Okay, I admit it. Tickets went on sale here the morning of 10/3 and I was downtown in line waiting to buy them before the doors opened. Sad, I know...

I'm going to attempt to bring a female companion, so I'm waiting to buy tickets.

Instead of a Hummer....would that be considered a Gummer??

Well, buy two tickets, and THEN find someone to go.

And, just so you know, it's NOT gonna look like this...

http://awesomestream.files.wordpress..._rock_band.jpg

Hey, at least you don't have to worry about her biting down on you in an old-person coughing spasm. :)

That would be reeruned. I'm going to find someone to go with first.

Jesus H., it's a concert ticket, not a f**king plane ticket to Paris. You go up to a girl and say, "Hey, I have two tickets to the Star Wars On Tour show, would you like to come with me?" THAT'S how you get laid. Not by saying, "Hey, I want to go to the Star Wars On Tour show... are you interested in buying a ticket and coming with me?" Ask Mom for an advance on your allowance and buy the extra ticket. Every minute you spend jacking off and being wishy-washy is another minute good seats are being bought by people with actual testicles.

There's really only one girl, maybe two I can take. I'm not turning a ****ing SW concert into a first date.

We'll see if anyone is interested. If not...I am not going to risk getting stuck with a ticket no one is using.

**** I just remembered I forgot to feed the goldfish in fourth grade for a whole week.

It's probably dead by now.

How much are tickets?

$55

Bored in work... just watched a couple of old episodes of "Bones" and am now watching "House"... Will probably fall asleep tonight and dream of making a Hot Cheekbone Sandwich using Olivia Wilde and Emily Deschanel as the bread and me as the meat in the middle... :hump: I'm definitely putting that threesome on my Bucket List.

Sounds like someone needs to beat off.

This sentence could apply to just about any man, at any time.