Erection that lasted more than 4 hours

What about a week bye and then some...

I wish Miami wold **** off with all this pansy locker room feeling hurt bullshit

There is no more escape

The media is forcing it upon us

It has eclipsed Peyton manning... I never thought that was possible :facepalm:

Tim tebow
Posted via Mobile Device

College football analyst and miracle worker

I just went back and read through a lot of Big Nasty KC Nut's threads he has created over the years. Now I feel like a douche.

Normally I would be at work at this time... But took the day off.

Midget wrasslin

I have a room full of them.

Any dwarfs?

A few...2 foot Fred needs some happy time too.

I had to put down my hobbit...donco fan

Well hell we have snow on the ground...

Piss on it....create a snowcone for a wondering donco fan.

Golden Bronco shower.

Don't have that much yet... But it will be soon...

There is a Farscape marathon on PWT, 267 on Direct TV.

I received the Unsung Hero award at our derby end of season party Saturday night.

Should it burn when I urinate?

This is going to be a long day...

Amen dude.

You are doing it wrong.

Just got dumped recently, so could suck....could be fun

So go find super hooker.

Buying them drinks is a bit like prostitution.

Not if you know the Captain Morgan's girls... Not a story I am ready to share on here yet. But I will say I had to babysit my (before we were married) wife that night I wasn't going to drop her off that messed up. Was almost arrested twice that night. Puking helps just saying...

:hmmm: Interdasting

I am slowly rebuilding my mom's and grandam's recipes without any written anything written down they both went like me me a pinch of this a pinch of that and color.

If you where not at the table your drink got a shot. We had the hook up on the Morgen shots that night I mean entire trays.

I got my 2nd orange can in less than a week yesterday from the same store.

Two blondes were driving to Disneyland.

The sign said:

Disneyland left..


So they started crying and headed home.

Dumbass me left my apartment unlocked. Drunk girl walked in thinking it was her place. Took 30 minutes and a neighbor helping out to get her friends to find the chick and send her on the way.

Did you boink her?

You should have boinked her.

working from home today; dogs are confused - they think it's the weekend and they're wanting to play.

Thank goodness for a couple days off, and the fact I'll be able to spend Thanksgiving with my family.

I laugh every time I watch it.

Anytime I take a day off......my dogs get so ****ing happy because they know they can sleep everywhere and not be confined to their crates.

I unexpectedly was told today that I get Thanksgiving day off! Awesome. Still have to work Friday but I'll take it!

Having to go in and work the Friday after Thanksgiving ****ing sucks. I technically have the day off but I am going to be on call so I'll probably end up working some.

Yea part of me would rather work Turkey day and have Friday off. But since I worked all days last year, I'll take off whatever day they give me.

Any one ever watch Miller's Crossing?

Never heard of it.

Freaking cold today. Had ice build up from my snot running into my mustache. I had an ice mustache at work.

-10 here this morning.

Parents hit -30 the other night.

And I'm here riding my bike around in shorts this time of year.

Suckers.

Can I come hang at your place for a couple months?

Minneapolis

Tonight

Mostly Clear
Mostly
Clear Mostly clear, with a low around -14. Wind chill values as low as -27. West northwest wind around 5 mph.

Saturday

Cold
Cold
Sunny and cold, with a high near 0. Wind chill values as low as -30. West southwest wind around 5 mph.

My weather site shows this http://weather.rms.rdale.org/forecastanim/cold.gif falling thermometer
Cold is fine-wind and cold sucks.

Knew I should've moved up there.

You are always welcome to visit.

How long is considered "over staying your welcome"?


A Day?

Two or three days?

A week or two weeks?

A month or a couple months?

What if your invite guest just stays and never gets the hint to leave?

Was kind of snowed in a bit this evening and it kind of sucked

I was going to start an official boxing thread based on this kick ass boxing brawl I'm watching on NBC sports network

big dude was taunting little guy in the first round, pushed him after the bell

came out in the second round with a sloppy jab and got layed out

it has been a brawl back and forth

realized... I would be the threads only participant

punted on the idea :)

Cunningham Vs Fury

round 6 of 12 currently

My pain meds I have slept off.

I can't sleep. :(

I have lots of DVRs to watch yet.

I want to motor boat kimberly guilfoyle.

I can go to sleep in mine chair by the heater and blankets.

Picture of the Kimberly Guilfoyle.

ROFL

I think Bug and I would be kindred spirits. He'd likely stay months and we'd just run this bitch.

But honestly, I've never had quests come to stay without a timeline. Tell me when you are showing up and when you are leaving. I can handle that without going postal.

I'd certainly get the hell out of there by summertime, which I believe starts in March down there.

ROFL

Pretty close. April it starts to get "hot" but not by Phoenix standards and I love that weather. Low 90's but really feels like 80's because it never rains and humidity under 10%. May is officially, deathly hot and I hate my life heat. You then come back sometime in September.

LMAO

Fox News person

And that's why I could never live down there, I hate the heat way worse than cold. But I've been there in December before and it was awesome, sunny and 70s every day.

-8 this morning.

I'm the opposite. Plus heat doesn't **** up my commute and make me risk my life getting to work.

Oh and my parents woke up to -35 this morning. That's the actual temp without wind chill included which pushed it to -55.

After -0 it all feels the same just damn cold.

Sorry I dont have enough posts to start a new thread here but.....cleaning out the old attic I came across a St Louis Cards baseball autographed by many. Among sigs I recognize are: Lou Brock, Claude (something), (something) Tyson, Ken Rudolph, Ed Bri (something), (something) Reitz, Bob Foreck??, Ted Seymore, Ken (somebody),.....anyway, does anyone know which team this is from? I`m guessing it is mid 70`s.....
There are many more autographs on it that I can`t decipher. The ball is in a plastic cube

I hate threads title "LNBS". Stupidest prefix ever and i wish the trend would just die already.

Who farted!

YES....I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!

The midgets

I thought it was like gay and lesbian stuff