Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 4652324)

A poster made a thread once, describing in detail the beaver he could see in a convertible below his office window.

Describe the scene and link the thread.

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 2991664)

Hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave....oops, wrong thread.

Best wishes in your new endeavor. You're good people, and the planet will have a void. Get yourself settled and back to slacker status and don't be a stranger. We'll miss your off season office window beaver hunt in the convertible.

If you get too much money, I'd be happy to keep some of it in one of my accounts.

Whaaaaaay can't aaah quit you?

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 4658623)

Thats not the thread, and I think at this point it would be unfair to give a point even if it were what I was looking for.


If its a tie-breaker.....It'll be a new and likely complex question both will be asked to answer with the best answer winning.

As it is, the thread seems to have essentially run its course, and a draw isn't a terrible option unless you two just need to know.

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 4658700)

Ties suck

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 4658705)

Agreed. We should have a third "sudden victory" round.

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 1504334)

:
Mr. Gretz,

Please do not demean the Chiefs' fan base in your column.

While you were "covering the Pittsburgh Steelers in their glory years," we were loyal to the Chiefs. While Greg Robinson was serving the Denver Broncos and Dick Vermeil was leading the Eagles, we were loyal to the Chiefs. Through rain, snow, strikes, missed kicks, 32nd-ranked defenses, and nose tackles covering wide receivers, we have been loyal to the Chiefs.

The fan base is the ultimate dogged watchdog for the team. Without us, personal loyalties would have overridden the team's best interests, and Mr. Robinson would have returned to lead another disaster on defense. While we applaud his decorum during his resignation, that resignation was made possible only by the loyalty of the fans, and our hue and cry. I applaud the professional and polite authors of firegregrobinson.com for assisting in that process.

We were here before you, before Carl, before Dick, and before everyone but Lamar. We'll still be here when you're all long gone. You may fear us or ridicule us, but you really should respect our presence.

Originally Posted by Bob Dole (Post 1503971)

The more Bob Dole thinks about the comments in this column, the more pissed off Bob Dole gets.

Want to swap places for a year, Bobby? Bob Dole will most certainly enjoy cruising around town in your car that probably cost more than Bob Dole's house. Bob Dole has always wanted to attend the 101 Banquet--it would be really cool to do it on someone else's dime. See every Chiefs game for pay? Hell yes! Have a website where I can spout off my opinion like it means something?

Okay. Forget that last one.

Originally Posted by tk13 (Post 1504638)

I also must admit I find it extremely ironic that a Raiders fan is making comments about how inappropriate a picture is when they support a team and organization who's legion of fans is known nationwide as a very violent group that has gone to the lengths of stabbing and urinating on people, among other things.

Originally Posted by sparkky (Post 1504649)

I completely agree. Every time Carl Peterson crosses his legs, you can hear Boob Gretzs' neck pop.
I suspect Boob Gretz has no facial hair due to fear of getting it caught in a zipper.
He hasn't had an original thought in over 10 years.

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 1504402)

Has anyone stopped to think that all the bagging on Gigli has introduced a great deal of stress to the fledgling relationship between J-Lo and Bennifer?
Think about THAT!!!!!

Originally Posted by Chief Wiggum (Post 4682475)

This is quite the thought-provoking question... Because I have only been a lurker for a year and a half (there-abouts) I haven't been around for so much of the planet's history and haven't read nearly as many threads as I think one needs to in order to answer this question completely. That being said, I sought out for the perfect thread to the best of my ability: one whose posts contain a rant by Bob Dole, an amusing post by skinbra berating Iowinian (no offense man, but he was funny), random ramblings by FAX regarding macadamia pastries or something, and a post by Mecca (so we could all check out the hot women he has in his sig). Posts by Chrstie Tynes and/or her mom as well as references to anti-freeze or funny pics of people passed out from drinking would all be bonuses. In addition, incorporation of ninjas and some reference to Carl's mullet in the 80s would have put said thread over the top.

Alas, the search engine seems to be down right now and I don't think a thread of that awesomeitude exists anywhere....ever (possibly until now - Ultra Peanut I'm looking in your direction).

I settled on the following thread located in the HOC, titled, "Guess what? Gretz call us classless and deranged": http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=80624

IMO, this thread embodies not only what CP is about, but also shows the character, knowledge, wit, and humor of the posters that comprise CP. The thread's setting is right after Greg Robinson tendered his resignation. At the time there was a web site up called firegregrobinson.com that had a petition that called for Robinson's resignation which arguably had a hand in Greg stepping down. Our pal Bobby "3-chins" G wrote an article on KCchiefs.com shortly after the announcement calling out that website that was mostly the product of CP members.

So in answer to your question, Iowinian, "Which thread best defines what CP is about" I think Rain Man said it best in this thread:



Bob Dole (a.k.a. Bob Damned Dole) did chime in with a classic rant, arguing for the Chiefs everyman:



Bob makes an excellent point with his last sentence: the CP is a website where opinions are heard. For instance, I came across the CP when reading an article (In California, mind you) by Whitlock mentioning the planet. I have no doubt there are others like me that have heard the reference to the planet and came to check it out. (Here's a big wink to Christie ;))

Later in the post, memyselfi - who is a Raider fan, was taking the position that there was a thread on the planet that had gone too far with some of the pictures; the thread was called "Frazod, is that what you're looking for" (will add link when search function is back up.) in which there were apparently some photoshopped pics of GRob being bombed and shot and stuff (satire). To which tk13 then makes an excellent point, which illustrates the planet's defense of it's fellow brethren:



This thread even had the clout to bring out some lurkers to voice their opinions, such as a comment by sparkky:



Lastly, the thread points to the real, hard-hitting issues of the day, such as Baby Lee's existential question that was causing many Chiefs fans to have sleepless nights:



In a nut shell, this thread illustrates that the members (by and large - I won't stoop to Gretz's level and assume everyone is represented by a few. Still don't know why Donk and Raider fans post here...) are loyal, thoughtful, passionate, and damn funny. This site doesn't have the fanfare and number of hits it does because the Chiefs have had an excellent chance of winning the Super Bowl over the last 30+ years. People come here for their passion of the Chiefs, they stay for the Planeteers. God knows where my life would be without some of those poop threads guiding me through tough times... With that, I appreciate the people that keep this site up and running as well as the people that keep the quality of posts high, and I thank you.

God save the Chiefs!

Originally Posted by GOATSE (Post 4682479)

Link?

Originally Posted by Chief Wiggum (Post 4682494)

To what? Each quote?

Originally Posted by GOATSE (Post 4682500)

I just wanted a link to the thread where that comment appeared. I assume Rain Man sent that to Gretz?

Originally Posted by Iowanian

So here's to you Mr. Column writing bitch man

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 4632472)

I've always thought it would be cool to have some sort of wiki with tales of ChiefsPlanet lore recorded with some of this stuff.

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10747676)

I think this is one of the threads that was overlooked during the Hall of Classics neglected era.

Should this thread be in the Hall of Classics?

Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 10747684)

There is NO doubt. Make it happen

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10747692)

I don't think anyone could argue this is a creme le creme example of the threads that the Planet does best. When it falls off the front page I'll move it unless there are objections.