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MeatRock 03-05-2015 06:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by srvy (Post 11363032)
Yes

The old burn me once.

Look at it this way it would have been very disturbing if he had a tape measure at his bedside. Also a dead give away that he posts dick measuring pics all over the interwebs. So I guess he has got that going for him. But poor guy has a shank barely bigger than a stick of ban roll on.

Real men use a large can of right guard sport aerosol 20% extra for length and girth dimensioning.
LMAO

SPchief 03-05-2015 06:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 11363057)
Do you think this will blow over anytime soon?
You have Hootie and Native as the main antagonists. I highly doubt this is stopping soon.

srvy 03-05-2015 06:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 11362880)
I was in the military and don't remember ever talking about my dick or anyone elses. That was in the days before "don't ask, don't tell", though, so maybe it's different now.
LMAO

Hootie 03-05-2015 06:32 PM
Meh

KC Native is a little too edgy for me.

MeatRock 03-05-2015 06:37 PM
Dick pic incoming gents with a mag light as my measuring stick. Do i put the mag light in the front or the back of my dong? Because i swear i am packing 10.50 inches.

Hootie 03-05-2015 06:38 PM
yeah right man prove it !!

MeatRock 03-05-2015 06:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11363081)
yeah right man prove it !!
LMAO

SAUTO 03-05-2015 06:53 PM
What the ****?

KC native 03-05-2015 07:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 11363057)
Do you think this will blow over anytime soon?
I hope not.

This has been ****ing hilarious.

KC native 03-05-2015 07:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 11363029)
I still can't believe a dude actually posted his erect Wang on here haha
Yes. It is a glorious time for CP. LMAO

Katipan 03-05-2015 07:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 11363076)
Dick pic incoming gents with a mag light as my measuring stick. Do i put the mag light in the front or the back of my dong? Because i swear i am packing 10.50 inches.
I think you should lay both on a table.

Pasta Little Brioni 03-05-2015 07:03 PM
You jelq don't you?

MeatRock 03-05-2015 07:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11363119)
I think you should lay both on a table.
Well if i wake up with morning wood there's no laying anything. LMAO

MeatRock 03-05-2015 07:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 11363121)
You jelq don't you?
No i read National Geographics.

srvy 03-05-2015 07:09 PM
Sadly this isnt the most disturbing thread I have read in CP. Takes a backseat to Bufkins taking his kid and their friends to Chucky Cheese and getting bored so decided to go wank in the restroom.

Oh yeah have ya herd Noob of the year that Bufkin. CP crowning creeps.

Pasta Little Brioni 03-05-2015 07:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 11363135)
No i read National Geographics.
Some dude posted a thread on it once. Dudes milk their dicks to gain girth. Nutive may need to find it.

Pepe Silvia 03-05-2015 07:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11363114)
I hope not.

This has been ****ing hilarious.
Yep. ROFL

Discuss Thrower 03-05-2015 07:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 11363140)
Some dude posted a thread on it once. Dudes milk their dicks to gain girth. Nutive may need to find it.
Jelqing doesn't work.

MeatRock 03-05-2015 07:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 11363156)
Jelqing doesn't work.
Exactly. You have to roll it up with a femur bone of a wild boar. Leave it rolled up for a month then BOOM. Long dick achieved.

Pasta Little Brioni 03-05-2015 07:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 11363156)
Jelqing doesn't work.
Experience?

Pasta Little Brioni 03-05-2015 07:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 11363174)
Exactly. You have to roll it up with a femur bone of a wild boar. Leave it rolled up for a month then BOOM. Long dick achieved.
Heh I saw some show with African dudes doing that. It was super long, but no girth at all. Creepy stuff.

MeatRock 03-05-2015 07:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 11363190)
Heh I saw some show with African dudes doing that. It was super long, but no girth at all. Creepy stuff.
LMAO Yea it's some crazy shit no doubt. The ****ers have some loooong dongs though, damn.

Pasta Little Brioni 03-05-2015 07:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 11363207)
LMAO Yea it's some crazy shit no doubt. The ****ers have some loooong dongs though, damn.
No way it functionally works after that though. We need pootie to trash talk Dikembe Mutombo to find out.

MeatRock 03-05-2015 07:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 11363212)
No way it functionally works after that though. We need pootie to trash talk Dikembe Mutombo to find out.
I would bet Dikembe could roll out a 10.50 or longer, but no way to know for sure without Hootie. LMAO

KC native 03-05-2015 07:58 PM
So I just got out of the shower and took a dick pic with a ruler for everyone

Image: Not Safe for Work
NSFW Image

Buzz 03-05-2015 08:13 PM
So travel size deodorant will make me a stud?

Discuss Thrower 03-05-2015 08:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 11363187)
Experience?
Watch Unhung Hero.

Pasta Little Brioni 03-05-2015 08:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 11363370)
Watch Unhung Hero.
Whole forum of milkers say otherwise though

TimBone 03-05-2015 09:11 PM
Seriously? Another pic?

MeatRock 03-05-2015 09:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 11363386)
Seriously? Another pic?
I don't know. I did not click.

srvy 03-05-2015 09:16 PM
What's he using for scale now? GI joe doll?

ARROW2 03-05-2015 09:24 PM
It sure is nice to be in that 5 out of 100. Whew!!!!

KC native 03-05-2015 09:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 11363386)
Seriously? Another pic?
Yup.

KC native 03-05-2015 09:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 11363389)
I don't know. I did not click.
You should.

BigRedChief 03-06-2015 06:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11362387)
I really just wanted to send it to hootie since he has a thing for looking at dicks, but you can't attach files to PMs.

Mods should really fix that.
In really didn't need to see that.:doh!:

BigRedChief 03-06-2015 07:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11362588)
we all got trolled lololol

super pwned!

a dude posted a pic of his erect dick on a 98% male board with a Kansas City Chiefs theme

...and then thinks the joke is on us

!!!
You were talking shit and calling him out as a liar in many posts. He did prove what he said was true.

Graystoke 03-06-2015 08:00 AM
Oh MY!
Looks like I am out of this Competition.
I did win a bake off once though

Katipan 03-06-2015 08:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 11363712)
I did win a bake off once though
Oh baby tell me more.

Was it hard?

Graystoke 03-06-2015 08:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11363716)
Oh baby tell me more.

Was it hard?
It was easy.
I should tell you though...It was a Wake and Bake Competition.

Katipan 03-06-2015 08:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 11363751)
It was easy.
I should tell you though...It was a Wake and Bake Competition.
You should! Although I did my wake and bake 4 hours ago. :)

KC native 03-06-2015 09:25 AM
I'm still laughing about this thread.

And no, I didn't really post another pic with my last post.

Katipan 03-06-2015 09:31 AM
I had sex shortly after looking at your penis.

That was disturbing.

Let me be clear I didn't picture your penis while having sex.

But I got jumped and didn't have a quick enough excuse.

Now I want tacos.

Donger 03-06-2015 09:42 AM
Does it have a tat of a Mexican drinking worm on it?

KC native 03-06-2015 09:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11363836)
I had sex shortly after looking at your penis.

That was disturbing.

Let me be clear I didn't picture your penis while having sex.

But I got jumped and didn't have a quick enough excuse.

Now I want tacos.
LMAO

It's a little early for regular tacos. Some breakfast tacos sound good though.

KC native 03-06-2015 09:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11363871)
Does it have a tat of a Mexican drinking worm on it?
No, although that isn't a bad idea. I don't know if I could sit through a tattoo on my dick (assuming I actually wanted a tat on my dick).

Donger 03-06-2015 09:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11363878)
No, although that isn't a bad idea. I don't know if I could sit through a tattoo on my dick (assuming I actually wanted a tat on my dick).
I actually thought about doing that back in my younger days. Kind of like my penis meets the folding page thing from MAD magazine.

KC native 03-06-2015 09:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11363879)
I actually thought about doing that back in my younger days. Kind of like my penis meets the folding page thing from MAD magazine.
LMAO

Baby Lee 03-06-2015 11:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11363879)
I actually thought about doing that back in my younger days. Kind of like my penis meets the folding page thing from MAD magazine.
Ticonderoga New York

Easy 6 03-06-2015 11:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11363873)
LMAO

It's a little early for regular tacos. Some breakfast tacos sound good though.
You should go try McDonalds new "chicken chorizo breakfast wraps"!

KC native 03-06-2015 01:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 11364133)
You should go try McDonalds new "chicken chorizo breakfast wraps"!
Negative.

I live in Texas. Good breakfast tacos are cheap and plentiful.

Easy 6 03-06-2015 04:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11364503)
Negative.

I live in Texas. Good breakfast tacos are cheap and plentiful.
What! you mean you dont think McDonalds can make an authentic, high quality chorizo?

You're no REAL Mexican...

Discuss Thrower 03-06-2015 04:06 PM
I made the mistake of reading chorizo ingredients a while back.

I'm so pissed.

KC native 03-06-2015 04:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 11364794)
I made the mistake of reading chorizo ingredients a while back.

I'm so pissed.
LMAO

So was it the lymph nodes that turned you off of chorizo?

Pablo 03-06-2015 04:13 PM
I'll never read any sort of sausage ingredients. I'll just keep eating the stuff and enjoying the deliciousness.

Baby Lee 03-06-2015 04:14 PM
So we've migrated from Native's gentleman's sausage to his breakfast sausage?

ChiTown 03-06-2015 04:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11364803)
So we've migrated from Native's gentleman's sausage to his breakfast sausage?
LMAO

Discuss Thrower 03-06-2015 04:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11364796)
LMAO

So was it the lymph nodes that turned you off of chorizo?
:facepalm:

KC native 03-06-2015 04:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11364803)
So we've migrated from Native's gentleman's sausage to his breakfast sausage?
Yes.

BucEyedPea 03-06-2015 06:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 11364801)
I'll never read any sort of sausage ingredients. I'll just keep eating the stuff and enjoying the deliciousness.
I don't have to on chorizo 'cause I can't stand how it tastes.

RobBlake 03-06-2015 06:53 PM
gents as long as you have avg and above sized peepee and know how to use it.. all's good..

hootie on the other hand..

BigRedChief 03-12-2015 11:18 PM
Any burst left in this thread?

ThaVirus 03-13-2015 10:24 AM
I was thinking a possible photoshop of Native's dong to add to CP lore?

Maybe a Fisty McDick combo or Dicky McElephant or something. Idk.

teedubya 03-13-2015 10:33 AM
Join the Chiefs message board, ChiefsPlanet... the biggest dicks on the Internet.

ToxSocks 03-13-2015 10:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by teedubya (Post 11380956)
Join the Chiefs message board, ChiefsPlanet... the biggest dicks on Earth.
Had my woman gaggin' on it all night....this morning she told me her jaw hurts.

Shrug. I have to use what the good lord gave me.

ChiTown 03-13-2015 10:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 11380967)
Had my woman gaggin' on it all night....this morning she told me her jaw hurts.

Shrug. I have to use what the good lord gave me.
ROFL

teedubya 03-13-2015 10:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 11380967)
Had my woman gaggin' on it all night....this morning she told me her jaw hurts.

Shrug. I have to use what the good lord gave me.
And she could only put 1/3 of it in her mouth. You should change your username to Detoxdingo.

Pasta Little Brioni 03-13-2015 11:08 AM
Detoxing jelqs?

Discuss Thrower 03-13-2015 11:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 11381046)
Detoxing jelqs?
Bro I told you jelqing doesn't work.

Pasta Little Brioni 03-13-2015 11:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 11381054)
Bro I told you jelqing doesn't work.
Dubya you agree with this?

Discuss Thrower 03-13-2015 11:19 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UnHung_Hero

Pasta Little Brioni 03-13-2015 11:25 AM
Damn that's cold hearted to reject his proposal for that. Dude musta been tiny.

Pepe Silvia 03-13-2015 11:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11380936)
I was thinking a possible photoshop of Native's dong to add to CP lore?

Maybe a Fisty McDick combo or Dicky McElephant or something. Idk.
ROFL

Discuss Thrower 03-13-2015 11:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 11381096)
Damn that's cold hearted to reject his proposal for that. Dude musta been tiny.
The worst was when he was at the urologists office and the doctor (a lady) says he's definitely on the very small side of the spectrum. The tone in her voice was crushing.

But in all seriousness the dude ****ed up. Proposing at a sports event unless you're both insanely passionate fans of the same team is a bad move.

Hootie 03-13-2015 12:10 PM
Has anyone figured out what kind of personality disorder leads an adult to post a picture of his erect penis on a football message board to prove some sort of an unknown point?

KC native 03-13-2015 12:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11381174)
Has anyone figured out what kind of personality disorder leads an adult to post a picture of his erect penis on a football message board to prove some sort of an unknown point?
LMAO

I'm still in your head.

You don't handle people calling your bluffs very well.

What are you going to do when someone decides to punch you in the face when you try your "pull down my pants" theory?

WhawhaWhat 03-13-2015 02:29 PM
Hope for some of you: First successful penis transplant completed today!

Quote:
STELLENBOSCH, South Africa (AP) — A South African university says it has performed a successful penis transplant.

The University of Stellenbosch said in a statement Friday that specialists from its medical faculty performed the nine-hour operation in December on a man who had his penis amputated three years ago.

It said the 21-year-old man “has made a full recovery and has regained all function in the newly transplanted organ.”

The university said it was only the second time the procedure had been done. A man in China received a transplant in 2005 but that man asked surgeons to remove the new organ two weeks later.

Billy Landrigan 10-18-2018 05:20 AM
Who cares about how much dick you have as long as you have enough to pay her?

BigRedChief 10-18-2018 07:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy Landrigan (Post 13825485)
Who cares about how much dick you have as long as you have enough to pay her?
Okay, who's mult is this?

cooper barrett 11-05-2018 09:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 13825553)
Okay, who's mult is this?
I would have guessed mine but those days are behind me. I don't rent it anymore, I lease it. It's a better value.

scho63 11-11-2018 01:47 AM
When I was 100 pounds overweight my dick looked like someone had stomped on a mushroom in tall weeds.

Now my dick looks close to pornstar material and I think I could make a pretty decent showing for a 55 year old.


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