So smelly shits is back!??!

If a chick is wearing white pants then she is good to go!

You sure are incredibly dumb that perfectly matches your incredibly awful posting persona. :$2500:

http://www.celebritynetworth.com/ric...son-net-worth/

Jessica Simpson net worth: Jessica Simpson is an American singer, actress, entrepreneur and TV personality who has a net worth of $150 million. Jessica Simpson was born in Abilene, Texas on July 10, 1980.

She's only worth $150 million from her clothing and perfume and acting and singing career.

I'm sure you have a much nicer trailer than she does. ROFL

Right tier, wrong poster.

Smellway is GoChiefs.

People clearly don't recall his Carrie Underwood fascination.

He has some feud with another poster who said Underwood would turn into a fatty because her arms aren't thin enough. So naturally, he needs to make himself obvious.

Clay really is like a serial killer that wants to get caught. He drops all this shit about him on purpose knowing that it will just serve to out him.

I wish he'd get back over to the goddamn virtual chiefs thread in the media section - that was actually entertaining.

It's Donger he's been feuding with and agreed on everything else.

You know what makes huge melons look great? You place your hands underneath them and lift them right up and bury your face in them. Few sights on this planet move me more than that!

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She's busy making millions as a business woman.

She's worth like 150+ million now.

You want those saggy arms?

Like she's pretty hot, sure. I get it.

But by Hollywood standards, those arms and her salvage title place her pretty far down the rung. This is the celebrity you're choosing to drool over? Really?

And really, I can probably find about 1,000 college cheerleaders I'd rather wake up next to. Really.

Here are five of them:

http://i.imgur.com/6FPmtfv.jpg

LMAO

Who would want a in shape blonde with huge cans that's worth 150 million. Gross.

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:clap:ROFL

We were overdue for a breast bump! :D

Thank God she decided recently against breast reduction surgery, my heart would have been broken. :deevee:

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**** this thread

If she walked into anyone's house on this thread, jaws would drop and you'd all prejaculate so fast you'd have to run to the bathroom to avoid further embarrassment

And waste that organic skin lotion she could have? No way!

ROFL

I'm at SAMs waiting for my wife and daughter to get out of the bathroom and the whole store probably thinks I'm reeruned for LOLing

So what do I get if I can get a pic of her wearing a Chiefs hat?

We should have bounties for getting celebrities in Chiefs gear.

whatever that means, i'm in!!! :clap:

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Nice. Appreciate the bump scho.

She's good looking but not stunning hot. Being famous makes her more desirable I guess but no I would do none of that.

Said by a guy who must not have had anything resembling a hot woman in his life. Have you even had an average looking woman? I swear some of the comments made about women around here have to come from virgins.

Jessica is hot. Is she mind blowingly hot? No. Anyone who says they would pass on her is liar, gay, or a faithful married man. No single straight man would pass up a chance with her.

Maybe. Maybe not.

But the internet is littered with much hotter women, so in context there's really nothing special about her.

Besides, what the average CPer is willing to **** should never be used as a benchmark for beauty.

Ahhhh, the succulent breasts and awesome body of Juggsica.......:drool:

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She has some absolutely amazing wheels

Toes aren't bad. I'd let her give me a foot job

She should do a full nude photo.

I'd pay to see it.


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Yeah, the Internet has some hotter women. There ARE 3 billion of them in the world, or 1 billion between 18-39 probably. That's a lot to choose from!


But Juggsica is hot, esp for boob men. And if she walked into any of our houses wearing anything tight and wearing a smile, again - prejaculation.

She's really not that attractive. :shrug:

Sock sniffer detected.

Butter face

You sir need a large pair of glasses. %(/

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Jessica looking hot as hell this Halloween

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Thanks for the bump.always happy to see new pics of her,to bad they weren't nude

You know if I could I would. They would be quite sticky but you would see them for sure!

Yea, that NSFW hidden button sucker punched me. My blood vessels had already started to dilate...then the page opened and scrolled down to see a dress.

Bummer

With her aerola. It's a start

Sheeeee's baaackkkk and they are bigger than ever!!!! :drool:

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Looks like a tranny with massive tits

she looks like a biker whore now... that's hawt ROFL

What's that guy doing with Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife?

The deterioration continues.

I dont see sny fake tattoo sleeves, do you? :cuss:

Would still wreck.

Terrible lighting but age has really hit her face now

I still would, of couse... but she is no longer outstanding. I'm at the gym right now looking at a hotter chick.

Is that slang for guitar center?

or wal mart

Pamela Anderson 2.0

Looks wise, anyway.

Hopefully you stopped primping in the mirror and got your 15 minutes on the stair stepper taken care of.

Someone bump the Miley Cyprus thread please

Still would. She's not the hottie she was in Dukes of Hazard anymore, but still would. Wouldn't even think twice.

She's had some bad work done. Kind of has that Michael Jackson nose thing going on now. :shake:

Cut off her head, then **** her.

Take the stupid ****ing sunglasses off and get on your knees........ Then make me a Samwich...

Um...can I leave her head attached? Because that seems far simpler.

I mean, I'll take that bullet for you here, fellas.

"Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say," he continues. "It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just f*****g snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f**k you, I would start selling all my s**t just to keep f*****g you.'"

~John Mayer on Jessica Simpson

I thought he was talking about Jennifer Aniston in that quote?

Man she must be fantastic in the sack.


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She must have looked so damn incredible naked. :drool:

He dated her too, but the quote is about Simpson.

I'm sure Mayer enjoyed it.


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Juggsica celebrating her 37th birthday! :drool:

http://i0.heartyhosting.com/okmagazi...size=734%2C365

I'm sure she's a sweet thing in the sack. That will make some average chics look much better.

NO NO NO JESSICA WHAT THE **** HAVE YOU DONE? ARE YOU PREGNANT AGAIN??? :banghead:

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Just another fat chick...

Kate Upton better beware and Justin Verlander is going to have another Anna Nicole Smith once she pops out a kid or two......ROFL

She's getting "bloaty".