Upset Chiefs Fans Raising Funds To Voice Displeasure With Team

I write 3,000 words about Casshole, MEDIA NO CARE.

Capone writes “WE DESERVE BETTER!* FIRE PIOLI – BENCH CASSEL” MEDIA ON HIS JOCK!

How absolutely fantastic. Great work, men. It's like a dream where you are walking naked on a secluded beach as the cool, salt spray, the pale, blue sky, the warm, afternoon sun, and the soft, white sand combine to elevate your consciousness and release your soul from your mortal form and your spirit flies off into the air and into space and past the galaxy and through the cosmos and finally lands on a beautiful, faraway planet called Milkshake Planet where gorgeous, green-eyed, blond girls with amazing, proportionate tittahs serve you milkshakes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner plus two daily snacks and you discover that the days on Milkshake Planet are only about 3 Earth hours long which is a huge, extra bonus and means that you're constantly slamming delicious milkshakes in any flavor you choose including chocolate or vanilla or strawberry or coconut or any other flavor except for pear cactus which turns out to be okay and then after awhile your spirit returns back through the vast universe to the beach where you were and rejoins your body with a soft thump and everything is just perfect except that you can't remember why you're naked or where you left your clothes so you have to construct some makeshift trousers out of seaweed so you can make it back to your car without being arrested and a famous fashion designer happens to notice you and offers you 40 million dollars cash for the secret to where you got your pants.

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Capone's rage boils over



Chiefsplanet ponders the idea



People throw in a few bucks



We get lots of monies



Chiefsplanet is impressed



The media is impressed



We get on the god damn news



Cassel watches the news

just saw this on FOX 4 news, mentioned PR_Capone and chiefs planet

Just caught the segment on their live on air via their website. Great job guys! Makes me proud. (They got your name right on camera too!)

Did the banner time change? the fox 4 article says 9am to 10am.

****ing epic!!

said 10-11 on the one I saw, it was a live remote outside arrowhead

Does the fox website have archived stories? I gotta show this to some people...

It's on the front page.

Just a suggestion here. I'm thinking this could be successful as far as getting Cassel benched. I don't think that with the 50 year celebration going on that Clark would want this kind of bad publicity. I suggest that if this is successful in getting Cassel sent to the bench that we should use the extra money to send a positive message. So we don't look like we don't appreciate the change they MAY make.

I know, we could buy Cassel one of those extra-nice, spongy, seat cushion deals that make sitting for long periods of time more comfortable while improving your posture and providing your buttocks with a restful, relaxing ass massage.

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If he's benched, the next banner should read "THANKS CLARK, DON'T FORGET TO FIRE SCOTT."

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