Now go take your bitchen to the hottest celebrity contest thread and leave my Jessica thread alone! :#


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view from the side ... i don't see any padding, only side-boob

Gross feet. No thank you.

Post pics. You know I share your passion for pretty feet.

I don't go to popularity threads.

But I can't even get a thank you?

Enhance

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Me, Rex Ryan and Quentin Tarantino vehemently disagree! :drool:

Those look pretty damn nice to me

Time for a brief update on Jessica's breasts :D

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bigger is not better.

Quickly becoming one of my favorite threads

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You must have voted for Natalie Portman in the Hottest Celeb contest. :D

Bless those juggs.


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And ass

Was she at the Blues game the other night?

I love tits more than the next guy. I promise.

But I'll stick with this Jessica Simpson.

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They problem is that women get older, even the hot ones.

Oh, I know. But big boobs aren't everything.

No, I'm just not one of those planeteers who likes women who have 50% body fat because their cans are the size of watermelons.

I mean, what do you think happens when she takes off that hoist and pulley system she must be wearing? They probably dangle down like a couple of slinkys. She'd be tripping over them.

You don't strain your neck that way

Side boob is cool, but side fat not so much.

Time for someone to bump the Miley Cyprus thread

:drool::drool::drool::drool:

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her face is 4.. 6 on the best of days.. body is bangin.

Based on 40+ years of experience, fake boob size and IQ are indirectly proportional.

What about REAL boob size? Those things were pregnancy modified.

I think you mean inversely proportional.

Hers are real.

This thread just keeps on giving. Thumbs up.

:rolleyes:

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I think he is insane. Probably will vote for Trump.

So will you my friend, so will you..

I'm not ready to play Fallout 4 in real life just yet.

Never found her attractive either. :shrug:

Some Rad-X and RadAway and you will be just fine. Never leave home without Rad-X, RadAway, Stimpacks, Purified Water and lots of ammo.

That sounds as if you are exactly what liberals accuse conservatives of - scared. What are you scared of?

Please keep DC out of the titties thread.

If you don't like jessica simpson then why are you in here?


The thread's subject matter is pretty evident.

I've got some damned infection in survival mode and can't find a doctor! Pissing me off. Lose 10% of health every 2 minutes

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Amazingly beautiful woman. Popping out a few kids doesn't change my opinion in the slightest. I don't understand at all people saying she is not good looking. There are a lot of ugly-faced bitches with nice bodies that people fall all over, but she is the complete package.

Those tits are a national treasure.

Eleventy billion times hotter than Kate Beckinfail!

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don't take it personal chap.. i think she had a smokin' body and ups her sexiness tenfold.. her face is meh, too me.

It is a pity those are still pics and not a video clip because those Girls were BOUNCING! :drool:

These might have been posted before, but I'm sure nobody will mind.


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She eats ice cream like George Costanza.

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I like her as a brunette too!!

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Second pick from the bottom is sublime, she's a different person there... the seductress next door

And doing her best Sofia Vergara in the bottom pic is nice as well... but she looks like tired old arm candy with that old douche above, she needs to start actually doing something again to remain relevant

I would never stop.

You look like Jessica Simpson?

Best 60-90 seconds of her life.

Memorial Day hello from Jessica!!

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Those are some lovely cans. She needs to stop ****ing around and drop a sex tape already.

This thread just transitioned into fantastic mode! Great job fellow posters. :drool:

would you love me if i did?

Did you go the full transition, or just the top?

More new pics

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She looks hot as hell in that little white dress

Brown bagger.

man.....those TITS!!!!

her arms will never be thin again

No ****s given.

Smellway can begin his quest for a chick with perfect arms, whilst I woukd get neck deep in this fine woman .

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WTF IS WRONG WITH HER ARMS?

pillowbiter.

As long as her arms aren't so muscly that she rips mah dong right out of its socket while getting an under the table handy at the Capitol Grille, I couldn't care less.

That seems nice.

Didn't notice the arms, probably because of the boobage. Wtf are you even looking at??

those saggy, disgusting arms.

LOL I'd love to see the dime piece you're hitting every night.

Her arms certainly don't sag.

I am guessing Jessica Simpson's tits don't look too great when they get unleashed, either. Gravity wins.

Yeah forget the tits, wavy blonde hair and great looks and (now) back to having a great body.

Let's focus on her arms...that's the deal breaker right there ROFL

you'll notice her career isn't taking off

She isnt a stellar actress, she just HOT!!