I associate "kill yourself" threats from Hamas more than I do OTWP.

Yeah, that was the one weak point. I honestly don't think I've said that very often.

I feel like that's a low ranking for OTWP.

I haven't posted very much this year, and there was a stretch that when I did post it wasn't in football threads. Witnessing the Indy debacle in person cost me some time. The influx of Niner cumrags cost me some time.

A few years ago, I'd completely agree with you about the ranking - but this year it's probably spot on - and SNR did a great job ribbing me AND the douchebags who follow me around like a lost puppy arguing me instead of my posts.

It really was brilliant.

Great post. :thumb:

He's another poster who I read posts for content... Great poster...

Bring it bitch :)

How do you know she's a bitch?

ROFL

Lol. Takes one to know one, cumrag.

Irony is lost on someone.

Lol. Nah, I just get in where I fit in

37. Detoxing

http://www.animalcorner.co.uk/reptil...hics/croc1.jpg

Detoxing is a miserable and wretched cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity.

He has no friends. At all. None.

It's not that people just ignore him, either. He has vicious haters. ThaVirus is one of them.

He's totally fine with killing a fellow Planeteer. He'd probably do it if given the opportunity.

Hell, he even APPRECIATES murderers themselves.

And if that weren't bad enough, he's one of those weirdos like Dayze who give off the impression that they're really into drugs and alcohol, but then post totally normal shit and never once mention addiction problems. It wouldn't surprise me if his normal behavior is a total cover-up high to doing Krokodil. Detoxing is a ****ed up individual.

I'm glad he didn't buy that haunted house. When he eventually Brianfos himself, he can haunt his current house and for once in his life be entertaining.

THERE. YOU ****ING HAPPY, HOOTIE?

Snr dropping it like its hot.

LMAO

You picked out that random ass post.. And in a game thread, no less. That is impressive.

You had to have been reading the thread in real time and remembered it?

Ouch...

I wish to roast the roast master when his time comes. I will bring heat. Lots of it.

It shall be done. Will pm u when it's time.

Queue up the count Zarth gif!

Wow, so that just proved the roast..... Classless

If you fail to rain fire down on that true fans noggin and completely obliterate him I shall fart in your general direction.

This thread found burst.

I take full credit.

Duh?

You take that back :mad:

Nope

ROFL I'm gonna leave out too much, but I've got plenty of ammo already. I know enough of your background that all will have a good time.

I should start making an outline this evening. :fire:

****. I hope you didn't convince me to sign a background check release form when I was drunk.

Yet another night goes by as Mrs. Flopnuts' sexual needs go completely neglected.

:toast: :BLVD: :titus:

LMAO

The emojis are staying to creep me out now. ENOUGH!

Oh shit I thought it was PGM, now he's a knot headed true fan if ever there was one, I rescind my nope.

Yeah, in 2003.

This list ****ing sucks.

This list is like watching Rocky V.

Same ****ing cast as the original, but they are all haggard, old ****ers who can't act/post their way out of a wet paper bag anymore, but keep slapping each other on the back thinking that they are King Shit on Turd Island even though they are now taking the bus to the pet shop and meat packing plant instead of living in the mansion and driving around in the Lambo.

Reading this list is like going to the 2014 state fair to watch Loverboy headline the Tuesday night acts.

This list should be called "The Top 101 CP Posters of 2003 re-posted in 2014" - with a couple of sly declarations of new classic status slipped into a list of old safe ones...very pussy.

You are always so angry. LMAO

Reading your posts the last couple of months make me wonder if it was actually you that was "forced" to suck your uncle's dick. Eat a ****ing steak already.

:shake::spock:ROFL:evil::p

7-31-14::shrug:

Just remember, you made it on this list, Loverboy.

36. Bugeater

http://www.factzoo.com/sites/all/img...ter-tongue.jpg

I don't remember the exact post or thread, but he's actually indirectly responsible for my rape persona. There was this n00b who got separated from the herd and destroyed like a baby wildebeest. He was really excited about some stupid shit like Thigpen throwing for 300 yards or something like that. He started an entire thread about it. First response? Bugeater, who said, "Rape is funny." The n00b was appalled, and it's actually a top 10 laughter-inducing moment for me in my entire time at Chiefs Planet.

So I can't really be mean to Bugeater. His boyfriend Bowser would get pretty upset at me if I did. I know that's not really saying much-- Bowser is nothing more than a drunken jolly fat guy. Ever since Bugeater ditched his Clint Eastwood "Get off my lawn" avatar, he's really lost his edge. It was probably all a giant psychological compensation for his erectile dysfunction.

Still, I can't be too careful. Bugeater is also friends with joey for some odd reason. He enjoyed shitty time-wasting games like the Chiefs Planet arcade and Survivor Planet, but I'm pretty sure this is a real-life friendship. I think he took joey up on his offer and had sex with his mom, which is why the two are so close. And let me tell you, the last thing I need is a psychotic coked-up elf following me around sending me death threats. I got enough of that the last time I attended a soiree at Dane's house.

If all that weren't enough, Bugeater would probably summon billay and the other inbred Husker faithful to flame me with their most creative insults like "butthurt" and "fairy."

Definitely not someone I want to tweak.

This?

I always thought soiree was spelled suarez before this roast

true story

This thread is both educational AND fun!

It's like Reading ****ing Rainbow!

I'm reading Tyler Thigpen threads now.

Thanks to SNR.

:spock: wow that is a horrible take. Dumb**** :)

Haven't checked this in a while.

Did I make honorable mention?

You would be able to find this information out if somebody would just do his easy ****ing job and UPDATE THE ****ING OP

Pasta giant meatball pile on!

I think you were in the 80s...it was in the old thread

I really hope I'm somewhere in the next 35 posts...

Oh hell, I had no idea that I had any part of the rape shtick. That n00b may have been Trivers, I said some pretty awful things about rape to him. Not one of my better moments, but he's a douche.

And I miss Joey. :(

I'm not so much "fat" as I am big boned. Possibly I'm still growing into my weight. Quite possibly both.

And I already married into a Nebraska family. If I were to ever get divorced and switch teams, it sure the **** wouldn't be with a goddamned Husker fan. Put me down as OFFICIALLY insulted. Shit.

http://www.collegehumor.com/images/download.jpg

The funniest conclusion of this thread would be for GoChiefs not to be roasted.

Yeah, I'm get kind of worried too. I would have put myself somewhere in the 80s

Have you seen most of the people on this board? You are on the list.

Not the same sentiment for me? :deevee:

Um yeah I will get right on it after I finish the tps reports

No doubt. loochy is ****ing hilarious.

Patience grasshopper :)

I roasted Clay in the other roaster thread - I gave it a strong 7.5. I'm not that good at roasting, but I upped my game for my buddy. It was solid I suppose.

ROFL. Amazing

It certainly was memorable.

Totally true you dill weed, dick breathed, cyber Alex nutthugger. Now stay quiet before I'm forced to knock some sense into your nut with a ball peen hammer.

Welp.... bhahaha.

This is one of the dumbest insults I've ever read. Sounds like Peter Pan arguing with Rufio. :facepalm:

I'm gonna need you to come into work on Sunday.

Yeeeeaaaahhh....

Shit...He foiled my plan!!!

Have you seen my stapler???

This...

Need that sea critter gif discuss posted for awhile

So...........when is the next roast?

I'd like to see where we're at, but I'm kind of lazy and don't want to filter through posts.

An updated header would be nice, but I see PGM can't be counted on to do his small part in this thing.

I don't really care about the ranking (it appears like it is just random and whoever the listmaker chooses randomly gets roasted). I just like the roast.

Agreed. But I'm pretty confident I've missed quite a few roasts and wading through this thread isn't on my to-do list despite the quality of the roasts I have read.

Well you should put it on your to-do list. It is essential for proper mental health.