See...that's the problem. When you get old it all tastes good going down but is nasty coming out.

I mean the kind of smells that make the dog yelp and run out of the room...the kind of smell that makes a skunk look at you and say..."have some decency dude".

You also know you are old when one of the bathrooms in the house is designated as Dad's bathroom.

I'm not sure i trust the plot is like Slevin but I'm willing to sit in a comfortable chair with a heated blanket and some tea to find out.

you know you're old when you have to contemplate putting in hand rails or a tall toilet seat in the bathroom to make getting off the shitter easier...

not at all

They say you're as old as you feel...in which case I must be ****ing 90 some days. Seriously, this last year is THE year of the new aches and pains that just wont...go...away...

In true old guy fashion, here's my list of complaints:

My ****ing shoulder is killing me, mostly the right shoulder, sometimes the left, but always one of them.

My ****ing lower back is killing me. Some days worse than others, but it's always there.

My ****ing feet hurt. I mean, it feels like the bones are out of place or some shit. They don't seem swollen, but man do they hurt.

My ****ing hands hurt. Been doing a TON of work in the yard for a huge garden project for my wife. Can barely close a fist.

I work out at Orange Theory 2 to 3 times a week, but this last year I've had so much bullshit pain that I've skipped a few to try to get my body right. As a result, I've gained like 12 pounds and my gut is quite visible...with no signs of going away regardless of diet and exercise.

I use CPAP to sleep, have now for the last 7 years...still feel like I need a damn nap come about 2PM.

9PM is bedtime. Staying up till 11PM on a Friday night...holy shit, what are we, party animals????

I always say I'm not old...I'm just older...and boy am I...

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Speak up sonny, I lost my eardrums in the war

Hey OP, where in Omaha do you live? You gotta come hang with LiveSteam and I.

Oh I would love to drive that party bus around.
"Next stop, titties and shots!"

"ZzzzZzzzzZzzzzzzzz."
"Where did she say we're going?"
"I think Walmart"
"Oh. I could use more ammo."

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This thread reminds me of this. Always thought this was brilliant.

There is a nice Chiefs bar there. One of our chapters.

Yeah LiveSteam's been there, they're way up north of us tho.

You know your old when you don't sleep with your wife or your teeth anymore.