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Remember the old Kenner brand Luke Skywalker with the slit in his wrist so a wispy-tipped (inexplicably yellow) lightsaber could slide out? We've come a long way. On Thursday, Hasbro reveals its lineup of new toys as the world celebrates Force Friday II.

Kylo Ren: What at first glance resembles a high-tech crypt for the First Order villain is actually a starter kit for Hasbro's Force Link feature. This wristband unlocks an array of phrases, sound effects, lights with 30 compatible figures, accessories, vehicles, and playsets.

Elite Praetorian Guard: This 3.75-inch figure is one of the crimson-armored bodyguards for Supreme Leader Snoke.

General Hux: The First Order fascist (played by Domhnall Gleeson) is still threatening to rule the galaxy with the clenched fist of his brand of freedom — but now he has a sidekick, the MSE-6 (or mouse droid.)

TIE Silencer: Among the new vehicles is Kylo Ren's personal starfighter, the fang-winged TIE Silencer. It includes the villain in flight outfit.

Canto Bight Police Speeder: These security vehicles look like something our police would throw into a road to burst a bad guy's tires. This vehicle includes an officer from the galactic casino.

A-wing Fighter: We saw the A-wing fighters in the original trilogy, but here's a new variation for a different generation. It includes the Resistance pilot named Tallie. (First name, last name? That's unclear.).

Ski Speeder: Poe Dameron trades his X-wing for this significantly less stable fighter, which was seen in The Last Jedi trailer stirring up a plume of red mineral as it skims the surface of the planet Crait.

Kylo Ren: Those seeking just the scarfaced dark-sider can get this figure, complete with crossguard lightsaber.

12-inch Kylo Ren: The villain comes in much larger form with this foot-tall, interactive figurine, which includes than 65 light and sound effects — including a lightsaber that glows Sith red.

Plush Porg: Before we get to the Black Series figures, let's just stop and hug this soft Porg. It's battery operated to waddle, flap its wings, and chirp and coo.

Black Series Kylo Ren