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Baby Lee 12-31-2011 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8247774)
Knock-Knock jokes are a big hit.
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Puns moisten panties!! That's just science.

Sofa King 12-31-2011 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 8247785)
Puns moisten panties!! That's just science.
I kept trying Jew and Nazi jokes, but i kept getting burned by 'em.

Mr. Flopnuts 12-31-2011 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 8247864)
I kept trying Jew and Nazi jokes, but i kept getting burned by 'em.
Well it's the last train to Auschwitz and I'll meet you at the station. You don't need no luggage it's your final destination ah whoa whoa whoa.

Hammock Parties 12-31-2011 01:58 PM
She'll be going out tonight and ****ing some other guy at midnight if you don't do the deed.

Gonzo 12-31-2011 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 8247876)
Well it's the last train to Auschwitz and I'll meet you at the station. You don't need no luggage it's your final destination ah whoa whoa whoa.
*Obligatory*
Dude, my grandfather died in a concentration camp.


(Fell off guard tower)
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Mr. Flopnuts 12-31-2011 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8247932)
*Obligatory*
Dude, my grandfather died in a concentration camp.


(Fell off guard tower)
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The first time I ever heard that line I was bowling. I had like 3 frames in a row where I threw a perfect ball and each time a pin was left standing. So I looked at my buddies and said "It must be Jewish bowling night".

Guy in the next lane put his ball down looked me square in the eyes and sternly said the first part of that. I was mortified. Then he dropped the punch line and I fell out. It was perfect.

Bowser 12-31-2011 03:35 PM
So is somebody going to go to bed with somebody or what? [/Nuke LaLoosh]

bevischief 12-31-2011 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 8247570)
No. She did not.

It was a blast last night. We tore some shit up in the neighboring town.


EDIT: First time i actually met her last night too. And holy shit was she hot. Shocking considering this is ****ing South Dakota and most women look like they just don't give a shit about themselves.
They are hairy as hell.

bevischief 12-31-2011 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 8248033)
So is somebody going to go to bed with somebody or what? [/Nuke LaLoosh]
Sofa King.

Setsuna 12-31-2011 04:11 PM
SK won't get to 2nd base.

patteeu 12-31-2011 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 8247696)
Maybe it's a me thing. I think it's trashy. I would not respect someone who doesn't respect herself enough to show a little restraint.
Really? Is there a grape gatorade exception to this rule?

crispystl 12-31-2011 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 8248022)
The first time I ever heard that line I was bowling. I had like 3 frames in a row where I threw a perfect ball and each time a pin was left standing. So I looked at my buddies and said "It must be Jewish bowling night".

Guy in the next lane put his ball down looked me square in the eyes and sternly said the first part of that. I was mortified. Then he dropped the punch line and I fell out. It was perfect.
Lmao that is awesome.

JD10367 12-31-2011 07:28 PM
And still no pictures of the chick.

Kyle DeLexus 12-31-2011 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 8247696)
Maybe it's a me thing. I think it's trashy. I would not respect someone who doesn't respect herself enough to show a little restraint.
So how many dates before you sleep with someone if you are thinking relationship?

Mr. Flopnuts 12-31-2011 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus (Post 8248541)
So how many dates before you sleep with someone if you are thinking relationship?
3. I heard it on The Big Bang Theory.


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