Okay, Nf3

check my avatar though

tell me this is not the shit

https://www.chess.com/member/pawnm0wer

Your avatar is the shit and so is your blitz rating. Mine is around 900. This won't go well for me.

Ideally you guys could both hook up with the same chick, who happens to be a former orphan and chess prodigy, at different times. One day she goes off to play the Russians at the world tournament. Because of your mutual love of chess and the girl you guys come together to help her think outside the box when she’s facing the toughest grandmaster in the finals and she wins thus legitimizing women as equal to men and ‘Murcia as #1.


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Just slaughter me to boost the post count toward 1000 (I won't last that long). Do it for science.

honestly im very rusty but I feel like we should pm and study together.

I'm pretty drunk right now but im.serious.

I enjoyed that. I'm happily married though. Also, I was too young for her during the time it was set and waaaay too old for her now.

dead serious theres nothing better than working together as a team

of chess savages

If I could avoid blunders, my rating would be a lot higher. I'm not sure how to over come that. Not sure study will help.

honestly if you ever want to **** around I can hook.up.with you on discord and chess.com and try to help you gett better. but im.not that good so my help is limited lol

Sounds good. I'm gonna go play a game of blitz and report back the results, just to boost the post count in this thread.

Is 900 good? What's a grandmaster rating?

Today

well. if you feel like it, I can.show you a few tips & ideas. im dead serious. we can help each other. me helping you will help me. if youre up for it

Whoever posts #1000 is a pillowbiter!