this is funny if you follow recruiting and dispise Oklahoma.

Sounds a lot like Bob Dole's Wal~Mart cart when he visits Missouri. (Except there is more than one bottle of each.)

Okay. So I'm at Wal-Mart. I reach for this bottle of cranberry juice on the top shelf. It's in between two bigger bottles a little more snug than I thought it was. The two bigger bottles (both plastic) fall. I dodge them as to not get knocked out. They both end up busting open when they hit the floor. A couple of stockers happened to be right there. Yep, he went and did the "clean up on isle ## for juice spill". I was so embarrassed. I grabbed my bottle I was going for to begin with and left the isle before he got back.

At least they didn't get on the loudspeaker and ask for a price check on condoms or Tampax while you were in line.

You should have hung around and gave them a piece of your mind for stocking the shelves to snug.

good thing this guy wasn't around

I'd have no problem with that, actually. Just a part of life.

When I was at the grocery store earlier this evening. I bought two six packs of water. I think they were like $1.49 each. They wouldn't ring up. The guy (I'm guessing 22-24) asks me if I know how much they were. I told him I wasn't for sure. He said they just became a dollar a piece. He then looked at me, and said "Eh. I'm lazy. They're just a dollar, period." Then, he rang up the alcohol I had bought. He asked me for my ID. I gave it to him. He say's "11/15/76?" Yep. He just kind of went hmm and handed me my ID back. I love it when that happens. :)

UNAW

He apparently would not have been able to offend her.

GoChiefs joke - incoming!

Okay, you guys know what I've got to work with. Any suggestions for first drink/shot?

Vodka and cranberry

How much of each? Half and half?

Got any Dr. Pepper? Just mix it all together, minus the Baileys, and top it off with DP. Trust me on this.

Jeez, you want someone to come over and pour your drinks for you?

poor some cranberry, then vodka, then some more cranberry