Holy shit.

SNR and Clay are killing it.

Hahahaha....kinda true when you think about it.

He's no George Carlin.

Shecky Greene sucked.

All mean no funny.

Leave it to SNR next time, boss.

When you want dead meat you call a butcher.

That's logical, heartless... but logical.

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I agree. Mean and repetitive. Some funny, not much.

George Carlin is my favorite.

Now that's a roast!

What part?

Knocked it out of the park. Damn!

Have to agree here.

I'm not sure why anybody would expect anything different from Clay. He's a shock value type of poster. When I saw he was doing the next roast, I assumed it would be dirty. SNR goes for comedy, Clay goes for the throat.

On another note. I really like Luv. In every interaction I've had with her, she's been super pleasant and fun to converse with. However, how often has she posted here in the last year? This list is more of a top posters of all time list rather than this year.

Go home, list maker. You're drunk.

Yeah GoChiefs definitely got insulated from criticism for that roast.

Anyone who defends luv gets called a white knight.

Or a sycophant.

Kind of agree.

Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

Clay did an actual ****ing roast. Not pleasant platitudes about media preferences and wool v cashmere sweaters. I mean you got to have at least one Scott Free is a crazed lunatic who sees ****ing ghosts peeking out of his wife's blouse. Or Baby Lee is pretentious **** head or Dave Lane is an evangelical atheist douchenozzle.

Did you twerps never watch a roast? Its not done while sipping tea whilst extending ones pinkie finger. Whippersnappers.

And get off my ****ing lawn!

I vote you to do a roast!

You can't see it, but I'm swinging my fat cock in a manner reminiscent of a windmill.

It got a chuckle out of me at the black guys everywhere wanting a piece of her ass bit.

Not sure I can like a roast that uses the word "verily" twice though.

Believe me, I was ashamed of that.

That was only when she was fat tho. Now she's just some skinny ass white bitch.

Lol @ luvroast

Luv, come read your roast please!

Or are you too good for CP now that you are skinny?

I already did a bunch of those.

You guys aren't up here writing them, so just ask htismaqe. This shit gets annoying and tiresome really ****ing fast. If you don't switch up the style, you want to kill yourself.

But no, we're not ****ing doing that. We're finishing this thing.

Could you at least vacate the man's lawn?

Luv's one of my favorite people. But that was an outstanding roast.

Holy shit that's true. Has anyone ever seen Clay and Luv in the same place at the same time?

I have a bootleg DVD of some hot Cluv

"Cluv"

LMAO

The plot thickens. So now it's Cluvty SchottenWendler.

ROFL

ROFL

Yes.

And I agree, it's a roast. It should A) be funny and B) target your weakest points...

He nailed it. The special guest roasters have knocked it out of the park. SNR is doing work as well.

LMAO that roast was brutal. Surprised it didn't mention her Roller Derby days?

I was waiting for it...

We actually have a famous photo of us together from our fat days.

So............when's the next roast coming out?

The similarities are amazing.

Finkel is Einhorn. Einhorn is Finkel.

LMAO

Go ahead and get your shots in. I'm sure this will pale in comparison to the flaming coals I walk on when my roast comes down.

I suppose it will just like what you wrote about luv, except with the inclusion of Jehovah and Star Trek references.

and star wars

and lord of the rings

ROFL Bearcat FTW!

I always feel guilty when I walk past the big and tall section.

Still keeping the black guys reference though? LMAO

No you don't.

Tonight.

Should be a good one.

Well, it's just a feeling that I have to GET OUT OF THERE as FAST AS POSSIBLE so that everyone knows I DO NOT SHOP THERE ANYMORE.

Wow, you blew-up Google Images! LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

only Endelt would know.......

And Irish cankles, and online dating Houston MCLFs, and glamour photos

He has come a long way from Meatpeaker

Yeah, but he never showered with Danyelle Sargent

Cluvthan.

Cluvton.

Count Cluv.

Cluvenvy.

Pam Luviver's Forehead.

Material......

Dinny

LMAO

Tapout acknowledged.

Dinny

38. OnTheWarpath58

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If Chiefs Planet were a sitcom, OnTheWarpath58 would be a character played by a shitty actor nobody has ever heard of who gets written in to replace Mecca, who had to go to drug rehab and ended up quitting the show due to health/contract reasons. Yeah, he's Mecca-like and does some interesting and new things, but people nevertheless bitch incessantly about him. Then the show's ratings never go down and the character lasts insufferably for another 3-4 more seasons. At the end of the show's run, he ends up lasting longer than the original character.

That's what he is to the forum's drafturbater culture. Now let's meet the man behind the poster

OnTheWarpath58 is trying to one day rule the world by getting his degree. He funds this endeavor by working at McDonald's and telling customers to go **** themselves. Here's how we know this:

1) Only people with 8-5 jobs and families are busy. If OnTheWarpath58 has enough time on his hands to get in as many heated exchanges on Chiefs Planet as he does, he must not have a draining job or a family. Therefore, he lives in his mom's basement and is inferior to the people with terrible jobs, bitchy wives/ex-wives, and redneck hobbies.

2) He tells people on the internet to go kill themselves. If he did that in a real job, he'd get fired a lot. Therefore, he must not have a real job or a life or hobbies. He's completing Year 5 of his online nursing degree from the University of Phoenix and making Minecraft videos in his mom's basement

3) He hasn't been very fond of the decisions the Chiefs have made in the past 10 years to become as terrible as they are. Therefore, he's waiting until he gets promoted to assistant shift manager, he'll have enough money to complete the rest of his education and buy the Chiefs as well as the government. Laz will be forced to go into hiding until Black Johnbozo Spongedope can successfully lead LE RESISTANCE against Chiefs Planet tyranny. Only people with opinions think they should be an NFL GM or an owner.

4) His negative attitude about the Chiefs means he doesn't care about the team as much as the fans with miserable lives and marriages. He didn't show up at the San Diego game in 2010, he didn't make the trip to watch the Chiefs **** up against the Colts in their most recent playoff loss, and he has no friends. He just doesn't care about the Chiefs because he thought Scott Pioli was a cheap douchebag when it came to Bowe and Albert.

I think that about covers it. Now you all know.

LMAO

ROFL You found a way to roast him, and then roast his haters. Brilliant. Downright stunning.

MOOOOOOOMMM I FINISHED MY SEGMENT!!!

Perfect picture. One of my favs. Instant classic!

Damn it. I was just about to post that.

Sheer brilliance.

Here, enjoy it.

Yes. I did click and watch. :LOL:

Extremely good SNR upped his game

That bedroom is so much like mine was its crazy.

****ing phenomenal.

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Meh.

Saul Good is still the best roaster on ChiefsPlanet.

The Meat Dragon a close 2nd.

The Meat Dragon wasn't around, so AH TURKHURH JEEERRB!

I demand a roast from Hootie.

But not until the time is right.

He already gave a complimentary roast of me. It was brilliant.