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Rausch 06-27-2013 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 9779210)
Phobia is really fast.

Mormons envy his ability to reproduce...

rico 06-27-2013 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9779245)
Well, that's not good...

Yeah...Donger-ville.

The anti-Donger's descendants are from Donger-ville.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/quotefully_p...3b10052d_small

"Crazy world."

J Diddy 06-27-2013 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9779247)
"Want to" might be a bit strong. Just trying to think of something, anything, that might make reading about his wrestling practice more interesting. I mean, that would be kind of unusual, wouldn't it? Or is that common in wrestling?

LMAO

You know nothing about wrestling and the thing that jumps out at you as possibly interesting with 2 sweaty males rolling around the ground is the potential for an escaping leg snake?

Bet you're happy DOMA got struck down.



:p

rico 06-27-2013 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9779247)
"Want to" might be a bit strong. Just trying to think of something, anything, that might make reading about his wrestling practice more interesting. I mean, that would be kind of unusual, wouldn't it? Or is that common in wrestling?

Have you ever seen two wrestlers talk wrestling with each other?

Yeah, many are long-winded. I've been an avid poster on wrestling message boards for 13 years....Probably where I get the verbosity.

rico 06-27-2013 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9779255)
Dude I'm 5'6"

I got about as much mad basketball skills as Betty White.

She's got mad skills, bruh.

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9779265)
LMAO

You know nothing about wrestling and the thing that jumps out at you as possibly interesting with 2 sweaty males rolling around the ground is the potential for an escaping leg snake?

Bet you're happy DOMA got struck down.



:p


Haha, shee-it....the wrestling is gay implication. I guarantee wrestling has the lowest percentage of gay participants when compared to any other sport. Especially "closet gay" participants. You know why? Because their presumed fear of noticeable public arousal.

loochy 06-27-2013 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 9779268)
Have you ever seen two wrestlers talk wrestling with each other?

Yeah, many are long-winded. I've been an avid poster on wrestling message boards for 13 years....Probably where I get the verbosity.

Nah, they seem pretty short and sweet if you ask me

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/YIfSWMl3RVo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

loochy 06-27-2013 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 9779281)
She's got mad skills, bruh.




Haha, shee-it....the wrestling is gay implication. I guarantee wrestling has the lowest percentage of gay participants when compared to any other sport. Especially "closet gay" participants. You know why? Because their presumed fear of noticeable public arousal.

wrestling = impotent homosexuals

J Diddy 06-27-2013 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 9779281)
She's got mad skills, bruh.




Haha, shee-it....the wrestling is gay implication. I guarantee wrestling has the lowest percentage of gay participants when compared to any other sport. Especially "closet gay" participants. You know why? Because their presumed fear of noticeable public arousal.

Probably corrected by steroid abuse and subsequent impotency.

Okay, now I'm just trolling to hear myself troll.

I'll stop now.

rico 06-27-2013 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9779284)
Nah, they seem pretty short and sweet if you ask me

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/YIfSWMl3RVo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.c...ling-coach.jpg

That isn't real!!!! That's not REAL WRASSLING!!!!!!!

J Diddy 06-27-2013 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9779284)
Nah, they seem pretty short and sweet if you ask me

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/YIfSWMl3RVo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I kept having this image of Goldberg from The Longest Yard and his giant schlong. I quickly had to ungay myself.

rico 06-27-2013 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9779288)
wrestling = impotent homosexuals

ROFL

Yeah, maybe in attendance there are a couple.

cosmo20002 06-27-2013 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 9779268)
Have you ever seen two wrestlers talk wrestling with each other?

Yeah, many are long-winded. I've been an avid poster on wrestling message boards for 13 years....Probably where I get the verbosity.

If I recall, there's usually a lot of spittle and "LISTEN BROTHER!" tossed around.

J Diddy 06-27-2013 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9779311)
If I recall, there's usually a lot of spittle and "LISTEN BROTHER!" tossed around.

or "In the steel cage"

cosmo20002 06-27-2013 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9779265)
LMAO

You know nothing about wrestling and the thing that jumps out at you as possibly interesting with 2 sweaty males rolling around the ground is the potential for an escaping leg snake?

Bet you're happy DOMA got struck down.

:p

I mean, its wrestling. The scope of potential interesting things is pretty limited. I assume they aren't allowed to do piledrivers and stuff like the fun wrestling.

rico 06-27-2013 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9779311)
If I recall, there's usually a lot of spittle and "LISTEN BROTHER!" tossed around.

LMAO

That's a tactic...to get brothers to listen to us.

tooge 06-27-2013 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9779183)
I think I'm done. I have one that I've been planning, but it's pretty brutal, and I'm not sure if I want to do it...but it's going to be the funniest one yet.

I think I might do that one by PM or email to just a handful of posters who request it. We'll see, though.

I'm pretty much over trying to contribute. This was one of the best threads in the history of CP...and then Phobia got involved.

Seriously, **** that guy.

Actually, Hootie ruined the thread when he quit doing the roasts, then turned the entire thing into how great of a poster he is. Of course, it all went to shit for him when the video of his "awesomeness" was shown.

J Diddy 06-27-2013 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9779315)
I mean, its wrestling. The scope of potential interesting things is pretty limited. I assume they aren't allowed to do piledrivers and stuff like the fun wrestling.

Although you would have to admit, one of these guys darting out, grabbing a metal chair and whacking a ref and then wrestler only to have the ref recover in time to count out the downed wrestler would be a LOT more entertaining.

Rausch 06-27-2013 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 9779258)
Yeah...Donger-ville.

The anti-Donger's descendants are from Donger-ville.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/quotefully_p...3b10052d_small

"Crazy world."

I really don't get what you're doing here...

rico 06-27-2013 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9779321)
Actually, Hootie ruined the thread when he quit doing the roasts, then turned the entire thing into how great of a poster he is. Of course, it all went to shit for him when the video of his "awesomeness" was shown.

http://images.fanpop.com/images/imag...6_1024_768.jpg

DaKCMan AP 06-27-2013 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9779321)
Actually, Hootie ruined the thread when he quit doing the roasts, then turned the entire thing into how great of a poster he is. Of course, it all went to shit for him when the video of his "awesomeness" was shown.

"Tooge, I breathe Awesome. I know Awesome. Awesome is a an inherent trait of mine. Tooge, Hootie is no Awesome."

1988 Chiefs Planet Awesome debate

tooge 06-27-2013 10:44 AM

Well, to be honest, I tried to register my account here under the name awesome, because, I define the word. However, I didn't want to be so blatant, so tooge sounded good.

J Diddy 06-27-2013 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 9779331)
"Tooge, I breathe Awesome. I know Awesome. Awesome is a an inherent trait of mine. Tooge, Hootie is no Awesome."

1988 Chiefs Planet Awesome debate

LMAO, is that when Chiefs Planet was nothing but a mere newsgroup on an AOL server?

Titty Meat 06-27-2013 10:46 AM

Shutup Stooge

rico 06-27-2013 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9779326)
I really don't get what you're doing here...

I don't think people here usually do....

Donger = English or British. Or at least that's how it appears.

I am the opposite of Donger. Therefore, I am the anti-Donger. However, my descendants are from his "neck of the woods."

The guy in that .jpeg is Glen from the movie Raising Arizona. In that movie, one of my favorite Glen quotes is, "Say that reminds me, how'd you get that kid so darn fast? Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a' somethin' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world."

tooge 06-27-2013 10:46 AM

that was just an awesome debate. Nothing like the Awesomness debate of '79

tooge 06-27-2013 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9779340)
Shutup Stooge

Go **** your red pussed mother you flabbyassedpaleskinnedredheaded bitch.

Rausch 06-27-2013 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9779339)
LMAO, is that when Chiefs Planet was nothing but a mere newsgroup on an AOL server?

Just......just let him do his thing and move on.

DaKCMan AP 06-27-2013 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9779337)
Well, to be honest, I tried to register my account here under the name awesome, because, I define the word. However, I didn't want to be so blatant, so tooge sounded good.

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9779344)
that was just an awesome debate. Nothing like the Awesomness debate of '79

Correct. People who aren't at least awesome have no comprehension of Awesome.

Frazod 06-27-2013 10:57 AM

http://i.imgur.com/r0AYH.gif

Rausch 06-27-2013 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 9779341)
I don't think people here usually do....

Donger = English or British. Or at least that's how it appears.

I am the opposite of Donger. Therefore, I am the anti-Donger.

So you're french, or German, or one of many of the formerly colonized African countries that despise them?

rico 06-27-2013 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9779373)
So you're french, or German, or one of many of the formerly colonized African countries that despise them?

I forgot to reiterate in that post that the majority of my ancestors were originally from England. My last name is English...but sounds similar to "Suave," which led to the nickname, "Rico" when that song came out when I was 7 or 8 years old. So, the Donger = British. The anti-Donger's descendants = mostly English....crazy world.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-27-2013 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9778831)
I still had fun but now it's a hell of a lot better. That little twerp deserved what he got.

I like you bud, but he was right about the Royal rep threads for all their 65 wins being a joke. Shit, if we did that for the Cards over the years...The top guys would all be from the Cardinal thread.

J Diddy 06-27-2013 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9779373)
So you're french, or German, or one of many of the formerly colonized African countries that despise them?

Nope.

He's a dentist.

J Diddy 06-27-2013 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9779388)
I like you bud, but he was right about the Royal rep threads for all their 65 wins being a joke. Shit, if we did that for the Cards over the years...The top guys would all be from the Cardinal thread.

The fact that he spent the time to calculate rep as a serious standard of worth scares me.

To me rep is nothing more than a PM system. It's a lot easier to access and usually funnier.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-27-2013 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9779049)
PGM had to have known this thread was going to do numbers

:thumb: I predicted HOF on the first page.

Rausch 06-27-2013 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9779393)
Nope.

He's a dentist.

LMAO

-King- 06-27-2013 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9779397)
The fact that he spent the time to calculate rep as a serious standard of worth scares me.

To me rep is nothing more than a PM system. It's a lot easier to access and usually funnier.

He didn't spend time calculating anything. The rankings are all on the members page.

ptlyon 06-27-2013 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 9779387)
I forgot to reiterate in that post that the majority of my ancestors were originally from England. My last name is English...but sounds similar to "Suave," which led to the nickname, "Rico" when that song came out when I was 7 or 8 years old. So, the Donger = British. The anti-Donger's descendants = mostly English....crazy world.

Its not Saivilla its it?

J Diddy 06-27-2013 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by -King- (Post 9779403)
He didn't spend time calculating anything. The rankings are all on the members page.

calculating might be the wrong choice of word. Point being, assigning worth to someone due to their rep is ****ing stupid.

Rausch 06-27-2013 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 9779387)
I forgot to reiterate in that post that the majority of my ancestors were originally from England. My last name is English...but sounds similar to "Suave," which led to the nickname, "Rico" when that song came out when I was 7 or 8 years old.

Fair enough.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 9779387)
So, the Donger = British. The anti-Donger's descendants = mostly English....crazy world.

Here's where I don't follow.

At all.

KC native 06-27-2013 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9779052)
The misery and rage of your awful life oozes from your every post as surely as your BO stench oozes from your clogged pores. No degree is needed to see what a self-loathing prick you are.

Perhaps you should stick to jerking off when the price of gold falls, you tubby mutilated freak.

ROFL you suck at arm chair psychology.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-27-2013 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9779397)
The fact that he spent the time to calculate rep as a serious standard of worth scares me.

To me rep is nothing more than a PM system. It's a lot easier to access and usually funnier.

That was a little creepy. Poundin bitches whilst draftabulating rep FTW!!!

rico 06-27-2013 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 9779404)
Its not Saivilla its it?

Nope. It's not that.

http://www.blu-ray.com/images/reviews/860_20.jpg

* Note: I am not calling you a "jarhead."

J Diddy 06-27-2013 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9779409)
ROFL you suck at arm chair psychology.

I don't know about that. He prescribed masturbation.

There's very few things psychologically that can't be cured with masturbation.

Rausch 06-27-2013 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9779409)
ROFL you suck at arm chair psychology.

It's not his day job.

He also doesn't complain about people ganging up on him...

Rausch 06-27-2013 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 9779412)

* Note: I am not calling you a "jarhead."

Because that would be a bad thing?...

rico 06-27-2013 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9779407)
Fair enough.



Here's where I don't follow.

At all.

cosmo referred to Donger as the "anti-Rico" (making me the anti-Donger) because his replies are so concise and mine are well, umm...widely believed to be ramblish. I thought it was funny. The fact that the anti-Rico and the anti-Donger descend from the same place = kind of crazy..... "crazy world."

J Diddy 06-27-2013 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9779414)
It's not his day job.

He also doesn't complain about people ganging up on him...

Exactly. Frazod will go down firing and not till every bullet from every one of his 3000 guns has been fired by his bald fat ass.


:evil:

J Diddy 06-27-2013 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 9779421)
cosmo referred to Donger as the "anti-Rico" (making me the anti-Donger) because his replies are so concise and mine are well, umm...widely believed to be ramblish. I thought it was funny. The fact that the anti-Rico and the anti-Donger descend from the same place = kind of crazy..... "crazy world."

You are ****ing this up.

Are you Frankie?

rico 06-27-2013 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9779415)
Because that would be a bad thing?...

No.... just noting that the jpeg implied something else.

Rausch 06-27-2013 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 9779421)
cosmo referred to Donger as the "anti-Rico" (making me the anti-Donger) because his replies are so concise and mine are well, umm...widely believed to be ramblish.

Cool. Now I get it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 9779421)
I thought it was funny. The fact that the anti-Rico and the anti-Donger descend from the same place = kind of crazy..... "crazy world."

Now I'm back to thinking you have 8 cats in a dorm room...

rico 06-27-2013 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9779424)
You are ****ing this up.

Are you Frankie?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qUaU7YkwXc...320/jethro.jpg

Huhhhhhh?????

What am I ****ing up? I know Frankie is a dude here, but why would I be him?

loochy 06-27-2013 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 9779427)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qUaU7YkwXc...320/jethro.jpg

Huhhhhhh?????

What am I ****ing up? I know Frankie is a dude here, but why would I be him?

Because you break apart mid air? Scary? 159 IQ?

rico 06-27-2013 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9779426)
Cool. Now I get it.



Now I'm back to thinking you have 8 cats in a dorm room...

LMAO

KC native 06-27-2013 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9779413)
I don't know about that. He prescribed masturbation.

There's very few things psychologically that can't be cured with masturbation.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then.

cosmo20002 06-27-2013 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 9779427)
Huhhhhhh?????

What am I ****ing up? I know Frankie is a dude here, but why would I be him?

Not anymore.

Still a dude, as far as I know. He's just not here anymore.

Rausch 06-27-2013 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9779424)
You are ****ing this up.

Are you Frankie?

LMAO

Rausch 06-27-2013 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9779430)
Because you break apart mid air? Scary? 159 IQ?

Not for nothing but 159 is considered more than above average...

rico 06-27-2013 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9779430)
Because you break apart mid air? Scary? 159 IQ?

No, not that high. I did however, tie the cumulative COMPASS score for anyone who has ever entered the college I am currently enrolled at. Broke the English and e-write records. Tied the math record. I would have broken the cumulative record had I not scored mediocre in one area, which was reading comprehension.

loochy 06-27-2013 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9779438)
Not for nothing but 159 is considered more than above average...

Yeah, and that's what Frankie claimed he had during one of his famous "I'm right and you're wrong" stubborn rants.

Of course nobody believed him.

J Diddy 06-27-2013 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9779438)
Not for nothing but 159 is considered more than above average...

yeah, 100 is average

159 is astounding

loochy 06-27-2013 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 9779441)
No, not that high. I did however, tie the cumulative COMPASS score for anyone who has ever entered the college I am currently enrolled at. Broke the English and e-write records. Tied the math record. I would have broken the cumulative record had I not scored mediocre in one area, which was reading comprehension knowing when to stop writing.

FYP

Pasta Little Brioni 06-27-2013 11:35 AM

rico has about 10K worth of posts in his 3 thousand rants :p

rico 06-27-2013 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9779444)
yeah, 100 is average

159 is astounding

I didn't think it was even possible...?

Frosty 06-27-2013 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 9779451)
I didn't think it was even possible...?

That just shows his genious.

J Diddy 06-27-2013 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 9779451)
I didn't think it was even possible...?

Well, mathematically it is possible. 100 is the mean, meaning the range is 0-200

Rausch 06-27-2013 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9779442)
Yeah, and that's what Frankie claimed he had during one of his famous "I'm right and you're wrong" stubborn rants

Well, we've....all had a few and.......wow...

That guy is clearly an a$$hole...

loochy 06-27-2013 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9779459)
Well, we've....all had a few and.......wow...

That guy is clearly an a$$hole...

Rico, please read:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=247877

Frosty 06-27-2013 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9779469)

I was ignoring Frankie threads when that one happened so never read it. Since I am killing time today, it looks like I have some reading to do now.

Saul Good 06-27-2013 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9779455)
Well, mathematically it is possible. 100 is the mean, meaning the range is 0-200

Your premise does not match your conclusion. A mean of 100 does not necessarily make the range 0-200.

Saul Good 06-27-2013 12:26 PM

Rico... You'll like this thread.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=255876

tooge 06-27-2013 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9779533)

Well, since you brought that thread up, and Rico wasn't around yet, the answer for all CP'ers is:

It depends on if rico wrote the directions or not.

Hammock Parties 06-27-2013 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9779413)
There's very few things psychologically that can't be cured with masturbation.

I always feel much better!

Phobia 06-27-2013 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9779067)
What Phil says seems to bother you.

DaFace and I are fine. There is no conflict. We have differing concepts on how tightly to moderate. But we're not going to stop liking one another over it.

Hammock Parties 06-27-2013 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9779567)
There is no conflict.

Darth Vader once said this.

Donger 06-27-2013 01:10 PM

MAKING FUN OF MEXICANS ISN'T AUTOMATICALLY RACIST, DAMNIT!

Hammock Parties 06-27-2013 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9779627)
MAKING FUN OF MEXICANS ISN'T AUTOMATICALLY RACIST, DAMNIT!

Who cares? It's not illegal to be racist. I made a big decision the other day almost entirely based on racism.

Donger 06-27-2013 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9779633)
Who cares? It's not illegal to be racist. I made a big decision the other day almost entirely based on racism.

Good for you, cracker. Or is it cracka?

I suck at racism.

Hammock Parties 06-27-2013 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9779638)
Good for you, cracker. Or is it cracka?

I suck at racism.

I think either will suffice. I also enjoy the use of the term "wigga." I used it to describe a man dressed sloppily with a very stiff-brimmed hat slanted sideways a couple weeks ago, much to the delight of company.

stevieray 06-27-2013 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9779638)
Good for you, cracker. Or is it cracka?

I suck at racism.

Think of Come out and Play(Keep em Separated) by Offspring


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