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Tribal Warfare 09-01-2015 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mdchiefsfan (Post 11698744)
Dig deep! My friend really needs to know.

Brooklyn Chase

Munson 09-01-2015 08:55 PM

Nice camel toe!

scho63 09-10-2015 09:43 AM

DAMN JESSICA!!! YOU BE LOOKING MIGHTY FINE!

She's in New York this week celebrating and promoting her 10 year anniversary of her clothing line and $1 BILLION dollars in sales; that's BILLION with a "B". She leads all celebrities with clothing line sales. Not as dumb as she appears.....That last outfit she is wearing is so damn sexy!

:drool:

:dom:

:whackit:

http://photos.laineygossip.com/artic...9sept15-11.jpg

http://photos.laineygossip.com/artic...9sept15-14.jpg

http://photos.laineygossip.com/artic...9sept15-21.jpg

http://photos.laineygossip.com/artic...9sept15-22.jpg

http://photos.laineygossip.com/artic...9sept15-27.jpg

http://photos.laineygossip.com/artic...9sept15-28.jpg

GloryDayz 09-10-2015 10:12 AM

Would.

KChiefs1 09-10-2015 11:12 AM

I could smother in those.

Saccopoo 09-10-2015 11:14 AM

Meh. Looks like a chick.

Who dresses kinda skanky.

Not really much of a big deal at all.

Cannibal 09-10-2015 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Riley (Post 11698581)
I'd lick her ass after prison brison came in it

LMAO

loochy 09-10-2015 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11715159)
Meh. Looks like a chick.

Who dresses kinda skanky.

Not really much of a big deal at all.

both of those things are big deals.

Mr. Laz 09-10-2015 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11715159)
Meh. Looks like a chick.

Who dresses kinda skanky.

Not really much of a big deal at all.

but then again your brain is a little ****ed up at the moment


just sayin'

ChiliConCarnage 09-10-2015 01:04 PM

that green dress looks like it's going to burst

GloryDayz 09-10-2015 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiliConCarnage (Post 11715331)
that green dress looks like it's going to burst

The black one looks like it did. Thank you God!

Frosty 09-10-2015 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiliConCarnage (Post 11715331)
that green dress looks like it's going to burst

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsIzuTQCEAAOoYm.jpg

scho63 09-27-2015 01:02 PM

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WOW!!! :drool:

I GOT A BONER

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-...idress-2015229

Chuck Fargers 09-28-2015 08:51 AM

I'd still pee in her backside

ThaVirus 09-28-2015 08:59 AM

There's just something about her lately that looks haggard.

But I'm still staring at the titties thoouuuuughhhh.

loochy 09-28-2015 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chuck Fargers (Post 11759324)
I'd still pee in my mouth

what?
http://i.imgur.com/q3iCWqE.gif

BigMeatballDave 09-28-2015 09:20 AM

I bet that axe wound closely resembles a 30 yr old catchers mitt.

ToxSocks 09-28-2015 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11759337)
There's just something about her lately that looks haggard.

But I'm still staring at the titties thoouuuuughhhh.

It's because she looks like a 45 year old mom. A HOT 45 year old mom, but still a 45 year old mom.

BigMeatballDave 09-28-2015 10:53 AM

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/ph...7/91567_v1.jpg

Bowser 09-28-2015 11:10 AM

Just face it - if you don't feel the urge to wreck that, it probably means you don't like sex with the womens. NTTIAWWT

Chuck Fargers 09-28-2015 01:16 PM

[QUOTE=loochy;11759340]what?


Not what I typed...funny all the things that slide on this site, and peeing in her b*** gets filtered. Nice.

Pepe Silvia 09-28-2015 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11759337)
There's just something about her lately that looks haggard.

But I'm still staring at the titties thoouuuuughhhh.

I agree with you there. I would still hit it but she looks used up like a porn star that's been in the business for 10 years.

Valiant 09-28-2015 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 11759628)
I agree with you there. I would still hit it but she looks used up like a porn star that's been in the business for 10 years.

Post a picture of your SO so we can judge..

jspchief 09-28-2015 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valiant (Post 11759937)
Post a picture of your SO so we can judge..

How is anyone's SO relevant to his comment?

scho63 11-12-2015 09:00 AM

WOW-she is swinging and flaunting those big gorgeous juggs of hers along with her nips....:drool:

I would LOVE to be in a ménage à trois with her and Selma Hayek :D


http://static.thesuperficial.com/upl...18-420x560.jpg

http://static.thesuperficial.com/upl...11-420x560.jpg

http://static.thesuperficial.com/upl...17-420x560.jpg

http://static.thesuperficial.com/upl...12-420x560.jpg

jspchief 11-12-2015 09:22 AM

What's wrong with her face?

sd4chiefs 11-12-2015 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jspchief (Post 11877799)
What's wrong with her face?

Lots of botox injections.

BigCatDaddy 11-12-2015 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jspchief (Post 11877799)
What's wrong with her face?

Face?

sedated 11-12-2015 09:38 AM

She must be doing squats with Serena Williams

BigRichard 11-12-2015 10:11 AM

The next bump of this better be some god damn nudes!

Baby Lee 11-12-2015 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jspchief (Post 11877799)
What's wrong with her face?

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 11877818)
Face?

The second from the bottom has a Caitlyn quality.

BigCatDaddy 11-12-2015 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11877920)
The second from the bottom has a Caitlyn quality.

My eyes didnt venture that high up.

Mr. Laz 11-12-2015 11:23 AM

putting on weight again

Beef Supreme 11-12-2015 11:30 AM

#freethenipple

Prison Bitch 11-12-2015 11:43 AM

Most men on this board would pass out if she got naked in front of them

listopencil 11-12-2015 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 11878006)
Most men on this board would pass out if she got naked in front of them

Pass out? Are you kidding? I'd **** the hell out of her.

chiefforlife 11-12-2015 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 11878026)
Pass out? Are you kidding? I'd **** the hell out of her.

Then Pass out...

TLO 11-12-2015 12:15 PM

She looks like a tranny.

Prison Bitch 11-12-2015 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 11878026)
Pass out? Are you kidding? I'd **** the hell out of her.

Uh huh, just like every John Wayne thinks he will be able to stop a shooter when it breaks out

RaiderH8r 11-12-2015 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 11878006)
Most men on this board would pass out if she got naked in front of them

I might pass out but that's only because I'd make her sit on my face.

Beef Supreme 11-12-2015 01:12 PM

She might pass out ... because for her to sleep with most of us would require a roofie.

Fish 11-12-2015 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 11878006)
Most men on this board would pass out if she got naked in front of them

Meh. The only thing that distinguishes her from any other average blond is her celebrity status. I've seen a couple women much hotter than her in just in the course of my day today.

loochy 11-12-2015 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 11878151)
Meh. The only thing that distinguishes her from any other average blond is her celebrity status. I've seen a couple women much hotter than her in just in the course of my day today.

Yeah, but what did your supermodel wife think about that when you arrive home to your mansion in your Bentley?

Donger 11-12-2015 02:25 PM

I think her sister is more attractive.

ptlyon 11-12-2015 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 11878305)
Yeah, but what did your supermodel wife think about that when you arrive home to your mansion in your Bentley?

"Why don't you do something? Get a job. Work with blind kids. All you do is wait for me to come home and **** you. "

BigCatDaddy 11-12-2015 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 11878305)
Yeah, but what did your supermodel wife think about that when you arrive home to your mansion in your Bentley?

"Zip up your pants because I can see your 12 inch dick."

Baby Lee 11-12-2015 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 11878151)
Meh. The only thing that distinguishes her from any other average blond is her celebrity status. I've seen a couple women much hotter than her in just in the course of my day today.

Well, you do work at a Guitar Center.

listopencil 11-12-2015 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11878311)
I think her sister is more attractive.

http://www.iknowhair.com/wp-content/...rstyles-02.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/OIdR1Vj.png

Donger 11-12-2015 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 11878350)

Okay, yes, she has a chin.

listopencil 11-12-2015 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11878356)
Okay, yes, she has a chin.

It's throwing me off. Big time.

Bowser 11-12-2015 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 11878359)
It's throwing me off. Big time.

Just think of it as a taint warmer as she works on your secret parts.

Donger 11-12-2015 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 11878359)
It's throwing me off. Big time.

At least she got rid of the beak...

scho63 02-23-2016 01:16 PM

Those giant puppies look like they are growing again! :drool:

http://static.thesuperficial.com/upl...11-420x560.jpg

http://static.thesuperficial.com/upl...09-420x560.jpg

http://static.thesuperficial.com/upl...22-420x560.jpg

http://static.thesuperficial.com/upl...18-420x560.jpg

Red Dawg 02-23-2016 02:29 PM

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oopps

loochy 02-23-2016 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuckdaddy (Post 12095482)
oopps

dude wtf

Mr. Laz 02-23-2016 03:24 PM

ugly pig /CP Hot celeb contest

Mr. Laz 02-23-2016 03:27 PM

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/201...impson-600.jpg

Kman34 02-23-2016 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuckdaddy (Post 12095482)
oopps

Is that flatbed for sale???? Oh...and I like Jessica's boobs too....

alpha_omega 02-23-2016 09:58 PM

Nice.

scho63 03-01-2016 03:21 PM

COWABUNGA! :eek:

http://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-cont...7-705x1024.jpg

BlackHelicopters 03-01-2016 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 12107555)

The plastic surgeon who did her face should lose his license .

Mr. Laz 03-01-2016 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 12107560)
The plastic surgeon who did her face should lose his license .

I think that is just water bloat and chubby face.


doesn't look like the traditional joker face people get from face lifts



She is still sexy as hell imo

scho63 03-01-2016 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 12107560)
The plastic surgeon who did her face should lose his license .

She hasn't had any plastic surgery.

Beef Supreme 03-01-2016 04:04 PM

Looks like someone punched her in the mouth. Still would bang.

Pasta Little Brioni 03-01-2016 05:54 PM

Scho you motor boatin sob!

Mr. Laz 03-01-2016 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigChiefTablet (Post 12107647)
Looks like someone punched her in the mouth. Still would bang.

i think she probably uses that 'bee sting' stuff that makes your lips puff up.


It's stupid looking but lots of girls use it.


My cousin's daughters use stuff like that. smh


http://thefappening.so/wp-content/up...Cleavage-2.jpg

lewdog 03-01-2016 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 12108435)
i think she probably uses that 'bee sting' stuff that makes your lips puff up.


It's stupid looking but lots of girls use it.


My cousin's daughters use stuff like that. smh


http://thefappening.so/wp-content/up...Cleavage-2.jpg

Is she really short?

She looks it in all these pictures.

loochy 03-02-2016 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 12108435)
i think she probably uses that 'bee sting' stuff that makes your lips puff up.


It's stupid looking but lots of girls use it.


My cousin's daughters use stuff like that. smh


Can I use it on my weiner?

Dayze 03-02-2016 07:28 AM

would smash, repeatedly.

Mr. Laz 03-02-2016 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 12108481)
Is she really short?

She looks it in all these pictures.

yea, she's pretty tiny.

5'3"

every pound shows up big time when a girl is that short

R Clark 03-02-2016 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 12108949)
Can I use it on my weiner?

Whoa your tuffer than you look to be able to do that

loochy 03-02-2016 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by R Clark (Post 12109349)
Whoa your tuffer than you look to be able to do that

What is my "tuffer"? I don't have a tuffer. Your mom is a tuffer.

threebag 03-02-2016 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigChiefTablet (Post 12107647)
Looks like someone punched her in the mouth. Still would bang.

Maybe just a good hard face ****

scho63 03-31-2016 05:36 PM

Are these things for real??? JFC!!! :eek:


http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uplo...6_52008531.jpg

http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uplo...6_52008527.jpg

http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uplo...6_52008522.jpg

http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uplo...6_52008520.jpg

KChiefs1 03-31-2016 05:57 PM

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2016...c322aea692.jpg
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2016...f00d34b200.jpg
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2016...4c8b4dd0a2.jpg

Mr. Laz 03-31-2016 06:09 PM

wowser ... looks like she got some implants. :eek:



I didn't think she had them before

KChiefs1 03-31-2016 06:09 PM



Her body is a wonderland.

SAUTO 03-31-2016 06:20 PM

You dumb ****s didn't even get the best pic posted here.


Someone find the pic without the shorts and bent over and thank this asshole later

cabletech94 03-31-2016 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 12158316)
You dumb ****s didn't even get the best pic posted here.


Someone find the pic without the shorts and bent over and thank this asshole later

if the walking dead ever needed a replacement negan, i'm pretty sure you'd be him!

:clap::clap::clap:

MIAdragon 03-31-2016 06:42 PM

It's a padded bikini, the wife ordered one by accident once and it made her look the same. Those aren't implants.


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