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Baby Lee 04-27-2015 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 11461570)
I am interested in your insights and wish to subscribe to your e-mail newsletter.

Looking to up your dicksuckery game?

cmh6476 04-27-2015 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 11461475)
This crap needs to be wiped off of the front page.

It's draft week, and with a some media mentions this week, this isn't the greeting fans need to see for this page.

you're right let's stop bumping this. Oops.

Bowser 04-27-2015 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11461571)
Looking to up your dicksuckery game?

Well, I was more interested in hearing how she likes it if you really must know. Maybe pick up a few pointers along the way, perhaps. Mer seems to be a girl that has, how shall we say, "certain things in life figured out".

Wait a minute - Am I being sexually harassed? Do I need to contact HR?

Katipan 04-27-2015 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 11461588)
Well, I was more interested in hearing how she likes it if you really must know. Maybe pick up a few pointers along the way, perhaps. Mer seems to be a girl that has, how shall we say, "certain things in life figured out".

Wait a minute - Am I being sexually harassed? Do I need to contact HR?

I think it sounds more impressive than it really is. It's really just a lazy girl's way to do it. I smoke a lot of pot you know.

Donger 04-27-2015 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 11461588)
Well, I was more interested in hearing how she likes it if you really must know. Maybe pick up a few pointers along the way, perhaps. Mer seems to be a girl that has, how shall we say, "certain things in life figured out".

Wait a minute - Am I being sexually harassed? Do I need to contact HR?

I disagree. She seems to not even have figured out gravity.

Katipan 04-27-2015 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11461621)
I disagree. She seems to not even have figured out gravity.

You've seen many sword swallowers bend over and pick up a sword between their teeth?

Donger 04-27-2015 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11461643)
You've seen many sword swallowers bend over and pick up a sword between their teeth?

No.

Katipan 04-27-2015 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11461648)
No.

Exactly. **** your gravity.

Donger 04-27-2015 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11461683)
Exactly. **** your gravity.

LMAO

Titty Meat 04-27-2015 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 11461475)
This crap needs to be wiped off of the front page.

It's draft week, and with a some media mentions this week, this isn't the greeting fans need to see for this page.

Fans can post in this thread if they want

Hog's Gone Fishin 04-27-2015 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 11461475)
This crap needs to be wiped off of the front page.

It's draft week, and with a some media mentions this week, this isn't the greeting fans need to see for this page.


I'm looking for my livestock masturbation thread as we speak !

A Salt Weapon 04-27-2015 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11461683)
Exactly. **** your gravity.

ROFL

Coochie liquor 04-27-2015 03:26 PM

Let me make out with your butthole bury my tongue so deep inside, of the tight little tunnel where are your poopies hide. French kiss between your cheeks like I'm all hopped up on x, I just wanna lick your butthole I don't want to have sex. Analingus for me please as I penetrate with my tongue, you just took a bath so it doesn't smell like dung. Some people lickity split but I lickety crack, truffle butter on my taste buds my face buried in your ass.

TLO 04-27-2015 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 11461475)
This crap needs to be wiped off of the front page.

It's draft week, and with a some media mentions this week, this isn't the greeting fans need to see for this page.

Bump.

kchero 04-27-2015 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 11461979)
Bump.

LMAO

vailpass 04-27-2015 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11461070)
It is almost impossible to suck dick upside down without a guy diving face first into your box. Shouldn't have to keep our jeans on. Control yourselves.

Girl, are you complaining about having your button tickled?

Katipan 04-27-2015 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 11462131)
Girl, are you complaining about having your button tickled?

With your tonsils? Yep.

srvy 04-27-2015 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11461070)
It is almost impossible to suck dick upside down without a guy diving face first into your box. Shouldn't have to keep our jeans on. Control yourselves.

:whackit:

Oh baby you big old flirt. Dont you stop until I squirt.

vailpass 04-28-2015 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11462150)
With your tonsils? Yep.

:) Oh hell no...

Katipan 04-28-2015 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 11462805)
:) Oh hell no...

All the pleasure you (men) get is in your head. I could present you with a tightly packed meatloaf lined in silk and other than the taste, a blindfolded Vail would have no idea.

Rausch 04-28-2015 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11462905)
All the pleasure you (men) get is in your head.

Heh...yup.

Baby Lee 04-28-2015 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11462905)
All the pleasure you (men) get is in your head. I could present you with a tightly packed meatloaf lined in silk and other than the taste, a blindfolded Vail would have no idea.

Yeah, THAT'S why so many of us lose our ****ING MINDS chasing the nappy dugout. A shortage of meatloaf and imagination.

All the power in the world, and you chicks pack it away in a pair of granny panties.

:rolleyes:

Katipan 04-28-2015 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11463029)
Yeah, THAT'S why so many of us lose our ****ING MINDS chasing the nappy dugout. A shortage of meatloaf and imagination.

:rolleyes:

We're talking about one specific sexual activity.

You are in dire need of marijuana.

Dire.

srvy 04-28-2015 08:58 AM

Package of bologna works for me. Split the crack and don't look back.

Baby Lee 04-28-2015 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by srvy (Post 11463061)
Package of bologna works for me. Split the crack and don't look back.

We had a 'country' dude in law school who made a crack about warm beef liver in a Mason jar. Cracked everyone up.

vailpass 04-28-2015 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11462905)
All the pleasure you (men) get is in your head. I could present you with a tightly packed meatloaf lined in silk and other than the taste, a blindfolded Vail would have no idea.

I don't think that's true but I ****ing laughed.
How your mind works is God's own private mystery/Wild at Heart

Katipan 04-28-2015 10:37 AM

Decided on bacon wrapped meatloaf for dinner.

Rausch 04-28-2015 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11463270)
Decided on bacon wrapped meatloaf for dinner.

How are you still single?...

Ebolapox 04-28-2015 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 11463272)
How are you still single?...

I don't think she is actually.

Katipan 04-28-2015 10:43 AM

I'm single on my tax returns!
That's really all that matters.

Ever.

Rausch 04-28-2015 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Ebolapox (Post 11463275)
I don't think she is actually.

Well, good.

At least that's one guy getting anti-gravity hummers and bacon meatloaf...

Bowser 04-28-2015 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11463270)
Decided on bacon wrapped meatloaf for dinner.

That....sounds amazing

*cue up the David Cassidy*

Katipan 04-28-2015 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 11463296)
Well, good.

At least that's one guy getting anti-gravity hummers and bacon meatloaf...

aww.

It's because we're not married. But just to make sure we don't skew the curve too much, no hummer for him tonight.

Pitt Gorilla 04-28-2015 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11463270)
Decided on bacon wrapped meatloaf for dinner.

Would.

kysirsoze 04-28-2015 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 11461475)
This crap needs to be wiped off of the front page.

It's draft week, and with a some media mentions this week, this isn't the greeting fans need to see for this page.

Best argument for bumping this thread as often as possible.

Dunerdr 04-28-2015 01:43 PM

I do it because my wife likes it. And it opened an interesting new door :)

srvy 04-28-2015 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Dunerdr (Post 11463740)
I do it because my wife likes it. And it opened an interesting new door :)

Careful that back door that is where the truffle butters enter from.

srvy 04-28-2015 01:47 PM

Might need a butt snorkel

Rausch 04-28-2015 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11463302)
aww.

It's because we're not married.

Honesty is sexy.

Until it's not...

Baby Lee 04-28-2015 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Dunerdr (Post 11463740)
I do it because my wife likes it. And it opened an interesting new door :)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...t_Door_alt.jpg

Saccopoo 04-28-2015 02:59 PM

Chicks have an asshole.

Dudes have an asshole.

No difference.

Licking an asshole is gay.

And gross.

Shit comes out of there.

lawrenceRaider 04-28-2015 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11463923)
Chicks have an asshole.

Dudes have an asshole.

No difference.

Licking an asshole is gay.

And gross.

Shit comes out of there.

Your repression, it's obvious.

ThaVirus 04-28-2015 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11463923)
Chicks have an asshole.

Dudes have an asshole.

No difference.

Licking an asshole is gay.

And gross.

Shit comes out of there.


Is licking nipples gay as well?

Saccopoo 04-28-2015 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11464022)
Is licking nipples gay as well?

Not if you are an infant.

Otherwise, tits are udders.

Stuff is on things for a purpose.

Go beyond that purpose and you are a degenerate freak who needs psychiatric help.

ThaVirus 04-28-2015 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11464040)
Not if you are an infant.



Otherwise, tits are udders.



Stuff is on things for a purpose.



Go beyond that purpose and you are a degenerate freak who needs psychiatric help.


So oral is out of the question for you?

ThaVirus 04-28-2015 04:42 PM

Asking for a friend, btw...

Nightfyre 04-28-2015 04:44 PM

Sacc only does it missionary style, under the sheets and only to procreate. After that, he is back to his separate bed.

Saccopoo 04-28-2015 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11464197)
So oral is out of the question for you?

Oral is gay.

And gross.

And demeaning for women.

This board is full of pervs.

eDave 04-28-2015 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11463783)

ALL Of My Love

ChiefRocka 04-28-2015 06:42 PM

Did someone mention bleached buttholes?

http://i.imgur.com/s0xAtCA.png

Dunerdr 04-28-2015 07:42 PM

This is a flavor I've yet to try

J Diddy 04-28-2015 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11464040)
Not if you are an infant.

Otherwise, tits are udders.

Stuff is on things for a purpose.

Go beyond that purpose and you are a degenerate freak who needs psychiatric help.

I bet you're a real blast in bed.

eDave 04-28-2015 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Dunerdr (Post 11464918)
This is a flavor I've yet to try

Give it a whirl!

J Diddy 04-28-2015 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11464925)
Give it a whirl!

Sounds shitty.

Dunerdr 04-28-2015 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11464925)
Give it a whirl!

I've had waxed not bleached

Katipan 04-28-2015 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11464309)
Oral is gay.

And gross.

And demeaning for women.

This board is full of pervs.

Its only demeaning if you don't bathe.

Pasta Little Brioni 04-28-2015 09:17 PM

Only plant your seed in one of three cousin wife/Pooman

BigRedChief 04-28-2015 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefRocka (Post 11464733)
Did someone mention bleached buttholes?

http://i.imgur.com/s0xAtCA.png

Is that a real thing?

Titty Meat 04-29-2015 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11464309)
Oral is gay.

And gross.

And demeaning for women.

This board is full of pervs.

Then why do you blow every lineman in the draft?

Reerun_KC 04-29-2015 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11464309)
Oral is gay.

And gross.

And demeaning for women.

This board is full of pervs.

How is it demeaning when you go down on a women?

You sir are a strange ****er....

Saccopoo 04-29-2015 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 11464924)
I bet you're a real blast in bed.

Because I don't stick my tongue in a chick's poop chute? Where poo emanates from? Where dingleberries might still linger? Where residual shit stains from a poor wipe job reside? Where the stink of doodie remains no matter how many enemas are administered?

And seriously...what if she farts in your mouth?

What then?

What if it is a gross "I ate bananas and eggs for breakfast" level stench bomb she rips into your empassioned lips and tongue and mouth as you seek to lick her inner butthole clean?

It's gross. Eating someone's ass is gross. Really gross. Shit comes out of there.

What's next? Chomping down on a log as she presses it out on your face?

There has to be limits lest there becomes a world without them.

Reerun_KC 04-29-2015 09:11 AM

ROFL @ Sackapoop

Saccopoo 04-29-2015 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11465116)
Its only demeaning if you don't bathe.

I don't know...

Guys smell.

And I think that the act of fellatio is ultimately demeaning for women. Pleasure is singularly received and the entire act reeks of domination and power.

I just don't agree with it on an equality level.

Katipan 04-29-2015 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11465543)
I don't know...

Guys smell.

And I think that the act of fellatio is ultimately demeaning for women. Pleasure is singularly received and the entire act reeks of domination and power.

I just don't agree with it on an equality level.

You're not as crazy as all these porn stars would have you believe.

In 8 years my man has never asked for one or did anything other than giant puppy dog eyes for it. He thinks it's rude. His opinion is that if I want to do it, I'll just do it.

Thus does he get rewarded.

Missionary can be equally degrading when the sweating walrus on top of you is both crushing your lungs and ignoring you at the same time.

El Jefe 04-29-2015 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11464309)
Oral is gay.

And gross.

And demeaning for women.

This board is full of pervs.

Lol, virgin is strong.

Reerun_KC 04-29-2015 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11465551)
Missionary can be equally degrading when the sweating walrus on top of you is both crushing your lungs and ignoring you at the same time.

Missionary is very degrading to the women. Its for self center pleasure seeking men that want to orgasm in 2-3 pumps and then roll over and go to bed.

El Jefe 04-29-2015 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11465536)
Because I don't stick my tongue in a chick's poop chute? Where poo emanates from? Where dingleberries might still linger? Where residual shit stains from a poor wipe job reside? Where the stink of doodie remains no matter how many enemas are administered?

And seriously...what if she farts in your mouth?

What then?

What if it is a gross "I ate bananas and eggs for breakfast" level stench bomb she rips into your empassioned lips and tongue and mouth as you seek to lick her inner butthole clean?

It's gross. Eating someone's ass is gross. Really gross. Shit comes out of there.

What's next? Chomping down on a log as she presses it out on your face?

There has to be limits lest there becomes a world without them.

LOL, you are hilarious. Most people don't go straight for the butthole right after she has taken a massive dump lulz. Secondly, I cant speak for others, but I definitely am not trying to stick my tongue in her butthole, I stay outside for sure. 3rdly I have never had my wife fart in my mouth, so I don't know what freak did that to you, but that's not the norm.

Ebolapox 04-29-2015 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 11465559)
Missionary is very degrading to the women. Its for self center pleasure seeking men that want to orgasm in 2-3 pumps and then roll over and go to bed.

warning, penthouse forum post ahead.

not always. the girlfriend and I, in previous relationships, were both huge fans of doggy (aka, where it's easy to pretend you're ****ing someone else if they're looking forward). these days it's 95% missionary--there's something downright spiritual about staring into the eyes of your beloved while both of you are racked with absolute pleasure. screw a few pumps, the real fun is in prolonging for a while and simply teasing her while she begs you to cum inside of her. you know, while her toy is out and teasing as well...

pretty much all sex CAN be degrading to both if it's not equal for both. you actually have to give a shit about your woman (or man's) pleasure as much, if not more, than your own. there's a reason that every freaking time I have sex with my woman it's one of the 'best times ever.' we both love sex, love each other, and it comes out (heh) during coitus.

so, sure. missionary CAN be demeaning. so can blow jobs. so can eating pussy. so can fingering, anal, licking ass, doggy, etc. something tells me that a lot of this 'demeaning' talk could come from relationships that aren't on equal footing.

Saccopoo 04-29-2015 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Ebolapox (Post 11465585)
warning, penthouse forum post ahead.

not always. the girlfriend and I, in previous relationships, were both huge fans of doggy (aka, where it's easy to pretend you're ****ing someone else if they're looking forward). these days it's 95% missionary--there's something downright spiritual about staring into the eyes of your beloved while both of you are racked with absolute pleasure. screw a few pumps, the real fun is in prolonging for a while and simply teasing her while she begs you to cum inside of her. you know, while her toy is out and teasing as well...

pretty much all sex CAN be degrading to both if it's not equal for both. you actually have to give a shit about your woman (or man's) pleasure as much, if not more, than your own. there's a reason that every freaking time I have sex with my woman it's one of the 'best times ever.' we both love sex, love each other, and it comes out (heh) during coitus.

so, sure. missionary CAN be demeaning. so can blow jobs. so can eating pussy. so can fingering, anal, licking ass, doggy, etc. something tells me that a lot of this 'demeaning' talk could come from relationships that aren't on equal footing.

Too much dude.

Way too much.

Reerun_KC 04-29-2015 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Ebolapox (Post 11465585)
warning, penthouse forum post ahead.

not always. the girlfriend and I, in previous relationships, were both huge fans of doggy (aka, where it's easy to pretend you're ****ing someone else if they're looking forward). these days it's 95% missionary--there's something downright spiritual about staring into the eyes of your beloved while both of you are racked with absolute pleasure. screw a few pumps, the real fun is in prolonging for a while and simply teasing her while she begs you to cum inside of her. you know, while her toy is out and teasing as well...

pretty much all sex CAN be degrading to both if it's not equal for both. you actually have to give a shit about your woman (or man's) pleasure as much, if not more, than your own. there's a reason that every freaking time I have sex with my woman it's one of the 'best times ever.' we both love sex, love each other, and it comes out (heh) during coitus.

so, sure. missionary CAN be demeaning. so can blow jobs. so can eating pussy. so can fingering, anal, licking ass, doggy, etc. something tells me that a lot of this 'demeaning' talk could come from relationships that aren't on equal footing.

:thumb:

Nothing like being in love with your wife, especially in the bed room.... Great take.

Ebolapox 04-29-2015 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11465606)
Too much dude.

Way too much.

only if you're a prude. sex is a natural phenomena, man. you wouldn't be here without it. hell, the fact that our society glorifies violence while shunting sex away as something dirty is a pretty big sign of what's wrong with us. embrace your sexuality, it's as much a part of you as your preferences in style and football teams.

Saccopoo 04-29-2015 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Ebolapox (Post 11465611)
only if you're a prude. sex is a natural phenomena, man. you wouldn't be here without it. hell, the fact that our society glorifies violence while shunting sex away as something dirty is a pretty big sign of what's wrong with us. embrace your sexuality, it's as much a part of you as your preferences in style and football teams.

Eh...

I think that human society does put far too much emphasis on sex. It's everywhere. It's more prevalent in advertising than beer commericals on a Sunday during football season. And it results in a lot of problems. Criminal problems. Personal problems. Societal problems.

Sexuality glorified as sexuality glorified is, perhaps, a part of the problem.

Nobody likes it as much as you are leading yourself to believe.

Something that requires a shower afterwards isn't the end all, be all of human existence. (And that the shower itself is likely more gratifying than the act that led to it's necessity.)

It's why I don't ski much anymore. When taking your boots off at the end of the day is the best feeling you have for the day, is it really worth the effort?

Reerun_KC 04-29-2015 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11465628)
Eh...

I think that human society does put far too much emphasis on sex. It's everywhere. It's more prevalent in advertising than beer commericals on a Sunday during football season. And it results in a lot of problems. Criminal problems. Personal problems. Societal problems.

Sexuality glorified as sexuality glorified is, perhaps, a part of the problem.

Nobody likes it as much as you are leading yourself to believe.

Something that requires a shower afterwards isn't the end all, be all of human existence. (And that the shower itself is likely more gratifying than the act that led to it's necessity.)

It's why I don't ski much anymore. When taking your boots off at the end of the day is the best feeling you have for the day, is it really worth the effort?


Love showering with the wife afterwards.... Its a nice time to enjoy the passion of the event with some good kissing.

and yes everyone loves sex/love making.

Ebolapox 04-29-2015 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11465628)
Eh...

I think that human society does put far too much emphasis on sex. It's everywhere. It's more prevalent in advertising than beer commericals on a Sunday during football season. And it results in a lot of problems. Criminal problems. Personal problems. Societal problems.

Sexuality glorified as sexuality glorified is, perhaps, a part of the problem.

Nobody likes it as much as you are leading yourself to believe.

Something that requires a shower afterwards isn't the end all, be all of human existence. (And that the shower itself is likely more gratifying than the act that led to it's necessity.)

It's why I don't ski much anymore. When taking your boots off at the end of the day is the best feeling you have for the day, is it really worth the effort?

who the **** automatically needs a shower right afterwards? shit, I get way sweatier after running a few miles than I do during the steamiest sex--hell, we have central air and fans for a reason, hoss.

as for the bolded, yeah... you're way jaded, dude. aren't you the guy that is celibate? not that there's anything wrong with that, but... it's absolutely a part of who we are. we are, by and large, sexual beings. disagree? go make a poll (heh) and let's see what the planet's opinion is.

Ebolapox 04-29-2015 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 11465633)
Love showering with the wife afterwards.... Its a nice time to enjoy the passion of the event with some good kissing.

and yes everyone loves sex/love making.

agreed on both points; though my personal favorite is the postcoital bliss after we both come.

ThaVirus 04-29-2015 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 11465559)
Missionary is very degrading to the women. Its for self center pleasure seeking men that want to orgasm in 2-3 pumps and then roll over and go to bed.


Interesting. If I'm going to blow my load in 2-3 pumps in any position, it's going to be doggy. I love that posish but damn it can be tough to fight the urge sometimes.

GloryDayz 04-29-2015 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11465536)
Because I don't stick my tongue in a chick's poop chute? Where poo emanates from? Where dingleberries might still linger? Where residual shit stains from a poor wipe job reside? Where the stink of doodie remains no matter how many enemas are administered?

And seriously...what if she farts in your mouth?

What then?

What if it is a gross "I ate bananas and eggs for breakfast" level stench bomb she rips into your empassioned lips and tongue and mouth as you seek to lick her inner butthole clean?

It's gross. Eating someone's ass is gross. Really gross. Shit comes out of there.

What's next? Chomping down on a log as she presses it out on your face?

There has to be limits lest there becomes a world without them.

Maybe your CP name should not sound like "suck a poo".

Fish 04-29-2015 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11465628)
Eh...

I think that human society does put far too much emphasis on sex. It's everywhere. It's more prevalent in advertising than beer commericals on a Sunday during football season. And it results in a lot of problems. Criminal problems. Personal problems. Societal problems.

Sexuality glorified as sexuality glorified is, perhaps, a part of the problem.

Nobody likes it as much as you are leading yourself to believe.

Something that requires a shower afterwards isn't the end all, be all of human existence. (And that the shower itself is likely more gratifying than the act that led to it's necessity.)

It's why I don't ski much anymore. When taking your boots off at the end of the day is the best feeling you have for the day, is it really worth the effort?

Sounds like someone messed you up something bad....

Saccopoo 04-29-2015 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 11465665)
Sounds like someone messed you up something bad....

Perhaps I've simply moved beyond/past the base contructs of animalistic actions...

https://d1br7wc30ambms.cloudfront.ne...ightenment.jpg

Baby Lee 04-29-2015 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Ebolapox (Post 11465585)
warning, penthouse forum post ahead.

not always. the girlfriend and I, in previous relationships, were both huge fans of doggy (aka, where it's easy to pretend you're ****ing someone else if they're looking forward). these days it's 95% missionary--there's something downright spiritual about staring into the eyes of your beloved while both of you are racked with absolute pleasure. screw a few pumps, the real fun is in prolonging for a while and simply teasing her while she begs you to cum inside of her. you know, while her toy is out and teasing as well...

pretty much all sex CAN be degrading to both if it's not equal for both. you actually have to give a shit about your woman (or man's) pleasure as much, if not more, than your own. there's a reason that every freaking time I have sex with my woman it's one of the 'best times ever.' we both love sex, love each other, and it comes out (heh) during coitus.

so, sure. missionary CAN be demeaning. so can blow jobs. so can eating pussy. so can fingering, anal, licking ass, doggy, etc. something tells me that a lot of this 'demeaning' talk could come from relationships that aren't on equal footing.

Nothing beats a papasan chair, sit Indian style, then she hops on you like an ATV. Good ye contact. Comfortable. Good support. . . . And most importantly DEEEP. Bellybutton deep.


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