I cant answer that question for htismaqe, but Illegal immigrants, when crimes are committed against them, may be eligible for a expedited pathway to citizenship.

My wife's friend got an expedited pathway to citizenship because her citizen husband would beat the piss out of her.

Ugh.

Why didn't you report her to ICE?

Old slow moldy ****er.

Because im not in the business of taking mothers away from children and deporting friends. She was a "Dreamer" so to speak. Now she's legal.

One of the girls i use to tell you about years ago when we debated the subject of DREAMERS.

Oh, okay.

Bob was getting the deep tissue massage on that little mussel between his scaly legs.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">BREAKING: John Childs, the founder of private equity firm J.W. Childs Associates, is among the 165 people that were charged with solicitation of prostitution by the Vero Beach Police Department in Florida</p>&mdash; Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) <a href="https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/1099071809851256835?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 22, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

NOT in Scottsdale buddy boy...maybe the river bottom...on the OUTSKIRTS of Scottsdale...I'll call it Tempe. :harumph:

I got one. "Me Likey the Patriots Long Time"

We just found out Robert Kraft is a cheap ****!

Really??? A rub-and-tug joint in Florida?

He deserves time in jail just for the stupid choice.

The funniest thing about this thread is Asterisk* offering it up in order to play damage control.

Typical cheap-ass Pats fan move.

No shit. He couldn't get away with paying referees that kind of money.

:D
This was way back in the late ‘90s. It was a simpler time, had our own little rat pack. Now that I think on it though, it was Phoenix. We were living on 36th street off Camelback then.

Tempe. Tempe Butte. I forget which college campus that is next to but, my god, the eye candy was outrageous.

Is the spa Asian or Cuban run?

It is hilarious that Faketriots Bandwagoning Fraud Assnorix has previously lectured Chiefs fans about the Faketriots being a "classy" organization.

Cheating, corporate espionage, engaging in a sex trafficking ring, steroid use, adultery...

Assnorix, explain how that is the epitome of "class".

Wondered why Bobby always texted “Asian massages does wonders.“

Yep. Just ask Hugh Grant.

ROFL

Yep. Arizona State. They have the most.

But 20 year old bodies are the goods no matter where they go to school.

https://totalfratmove.com/category/girls/

BROS

OMG BROS

I JUST HAD THE. GREATEST. ****ING. IDEA.

When we go to New England to beat these ****ing whoring sex trafficking cheating cockbites...

DO A BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA MASHUP

MAHOMES AS JACK BURTON
REID AS EGG SHEN
BELICHICK AND BRADY AS THUNDER AND RAIN
KRAFT AS LO PAN

BLOW PAT STEALS THE GIRL AT THE START OF THE MOVIE

https://i.imgur.com/YzIRzLi.gif


AND JACK MAHOMES OF THE PULLED PORK EXPRESS TEAMS UP WITH SPREAD SHEN TO GET HER BACK

http://nerdist.com/wp-content/upload...-6-615x307.jpg

AND ALONG THE WAY THEY LOSE ANOTHER GIRL WHO LOOKS MYSTERIOUSLY LIKE CLARK HUNT

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/EsteemedMa...restricted.gif

OH MY GOD. BLOW PAT HAS STOLEN TWO GIRLS WITH BEAUTIFUL GREEN EYES FOR HIS SEX TRAFFICKING RING.

AND ONLY JACK MAHOMES CAN GET THEM BACK.

Who?

ME! JACK MAHOMES!

https://i.imgur.com/W33pfss.gif

IN

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE FOXBORO

“Honey, I never throw farther than I can see. Besides that, it’s all in the reflexes.”

AND INTRODUCING TYREEK HILL AS WANG CHI

"Fast!"

http://www.theshiznit.co.uk/media/20...1-eyebrows.gif

The charges reflect what they can PROVE, not what they think. That's all speculation, but I'm gonna go ahead and side against the billionaire scumbag going to a seedy massage parlor for handjobs. If he gave half a shit where those girls came from he could have found out or at least found somewhere to get serviced that he could verify. If I buy a big screen TV from a van on the corner, I know what I'm getting. I don't get to act like I thought it was a Best Buy.

I get the whole "when all you eat is the highest grade steak dinners and wash them down with Perignon: sometimes a greasy Big Mac and a liter of cola is all you want at some point" thing..

And the fact it's winter in Toronto right now..

.. but I don't understand how anyone with a social conscience takes a run at a skeezy level sex worker knowing the amount of evil shit going on that probably put that skeezy sex worker into that position.

Bob Of Brothels

Pats fans scrambling to think of a way to blame Goodell.

They forced Jerry Richardson out.

If there is video of Kraft getting some Blow Mein, then he should be forced out of the NFL faster than you can say Ray Rice/Kareem Hunt.

We'll never see the video.

The NFL and Kraft will pay to make this go away.

They don't want the most successful franchise in NFL history darkened by this.

I hope TMZ releases the video

If the girls are underage he should be forced to sell the team.

https://thebiglead.com/2019/02/02/ro...cardi-b-dance/

Creepy old guy dance with cardi b

Needs more gif

How the hell is he supposed to know how old they are?

Ask? ROFL

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I am very shocked and disappointed at my good friend Robert Kraft for taking part in a sex trafficking ring. That is something that I would never do, as I have too much respect for women. I could see Obama doing it though!!!</p>&mdash; DonaId J. Trump (@SportsTalkBarry) <a href="https://twitter.com/SportsTalkBarry/status/1099128733523427328?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 23, 2019</a></blockquote>
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What? Pretty sure he ask.

You realize you are posting a fake Trump Twitter account?

Can you not tell the difference between a real and fake account?

The law doesn’t care if you thought some chick was 18 even though she lied and was underage. You still banged a minor. Is that hard to understand?

FUUUUUUUUUUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Robert Kraft got a massage and <a href="https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@stoolpresidente</a> went on <a href="https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@TuckerCarlson</a> to talk about it <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/CummingFor7?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#CummingFor7</a> <a href="https://t.co/v6CcYfMmR8">pic.twitter.com/v6CcYfMmR8</a></p>&mdash; Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) <a href="https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1099130631286652929?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 23, 2019</a></blockquote>
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It's the Kung fu grip that keeps em coming back.


Jussie should have gone there...he could have been beaten for $80 and he'd get all the free press he needed.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">List of those involved in sex trafficking operation out of Jupiter. <a href="https://t.co/pR2XN2BtkZ">https://t.co/pR2XN2BtkZ</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/WPTV?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WPTV</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/WPTVContact5?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WPTVContact5</a> <a href="https://t.co/tZg9HiXM9p">pic.twitter.com/tZg9HiXM9p</a></p>&mdash; Merris Badcock (@MerrisBadcock) <a href="https://twitter.com/MerrisBadcock/status/1098987178674262017?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 22, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

BlackOp is much more telegenic than I had anticipated.

Ironically, that dude looks a LOT like one of our most liberal posters.

It's Mirror Universe Direckshun.

I like Davey Pageviews pizza reviews, know none of his other work though.

They should be stripped of the top half of their draft picks. They have been punished over and over again for embarrassing the league with their bullshit. Take the first 4 rounds away from them. Krafts team should be punished as his punishment. They should pay the price for his actions.

What a damn idiot. Roger somehow made this happen? How ****ing stupid can you be.

The pats have gone from deflategate to inflategate..

The NFL owners are such scumbags. More needs to be uncovered about how nasty these owners are. All of them! Including Hunt! Total scumbags!

Agreed.

https://assets.rbl.ms/10482323/980x.jpg

That guy is a ****ing idiot. At first I was pissed Goodell had his goons drag him out of the stadium kicking and screaming for constantly attacking the NFL. But now he's defending Bob Kraft. **** that asshole! Glad he's banned from attending NFL games.

Very stupid. The very thought that Roger could have anything to do with this is pure idiocracy. Roger can't beat the Pats so he organized Kraft to get caught at a sex slave business? He does nothing but help them and Pats fans think the opposite. Thats how stupid they are. 6 SB wins and the league is out to get them? I wish the commish was out to get us.

LMAO
You don’t think that’s a little extreme?
Dude took a handy.

Strange as it may sound I thought we were friends.

It was easier to tell before they all started going with the bald look.

No. They are threepeat offenders in embarrassing the league. Owners are held to higher standards. He paid for sexual favors at a sex slave business. Should not be a hammer them offense?

Prostitute : What in the hell is that?

Bob : It's my Patriot Missile defense system.

Police Officer, Uh, Mr Kraft, that is a Dud!

"Pats" and "Patriots" should be replaced with "Pedos" and "Trafficers" to keep things accurate.

THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!!/Florida bimbos

John Kerry. Come oooon down.
You're the next contestant in Who got caught trafficking underaged children.

Grrrr!

This is accurate. You ever met a Pats fan that wasn't a kid diddler or on some sort of sex offender list?

Me neither.

Shit I look at this and think, "oh boy, more false drama to prop up the Kraft/Goodell "feud", and then I realize that what I am really observing is a complete ****ing idiot grasping for straws in an attempt to remove a man from a news story who is now fully committed and has no chance in hell of being washed out of it.
Also, nice "no big deal" from that idiot Carlson as well.

Belichick doesn’t need strip mall sex slaves...

https://cdn-na16.netdna-ssl.com/wp-c...a-holliday.jpg

Pats fans are as scummy as Donk fans are idiotic. It's a good thing that beacons of righteousness like the Chiefs exist in this sad world. :D

Huh?

C'mon. Who HASN'T trolled their friends with pictures of fat chicks?

I wonder if she opposes women selling their body for money.

Those two might actually be dumber than Taqo John. How is that possible?

Right wing media must be insane.

I see what you did there..

LMAO

Finally watched that whole Tucker Carlson clip.

How can you hate America?

You can't buy this kind of entertainment.

Ok everyone, go out there and win one for the old criminal!

Hi again, guys. Patriots fan here. I feel absolutely disgusted right now. Not only is this illegal, but how could Kraft jeopardize my team like this? I can't defend him.

I feel really ill.

I dont get the Edelman gun one. He never shot anyone? Im probably missing the reference.

It's called the Patriot way.