Also hum and buzz with all of your might when you’re signing Ma Ma Ma material girl to her

I was going to shout "By the power of Grayskull!"

But ok.

That works as well. Right before you tongue punch skelatore

Does she have a Freestyle Libre? It’s a blood sugar monitoring device that reads your blood sugar on your phone. It dropped my A1C down by almost 2 and a half points. Good job with taking care of the Mrs.

Chubby chasers?

Too much competition?

She's wants thay, but she's also been dealing with shingles for the past 2 months. She wants to get that under control, then she'll check into it

She's self-prescribed herself the Nacho Libre

There's absolutely no way that butthole gets wiped properly.

That reminds me of some stories from back in the day when my wife used to be a floor nurse.


Yeah, people like that don't poop a clean turd into the toilet. It has to be kind of dug out. There's a good 1ft of flesh it has to travel through after leaving the butthole.


Not cool, man.

I voted other because "This is the only universe in the entire multiverse and the only realm of existence in any dimension where such an asinine thing could possibly exist" wasn't on the list of options.

The gift and curse of this site is that there are

LA crips with multiple bodies arguing gang politics with a 22 yr old white boy in Ohio. The Crip is pretending to be a square and the square is pretending to be a crip.

There are 5'8 300 lb dudes who haven't left Big Mama house since covid and haven't showered in weeks arguing with NBA vets over women and hoops.

There are business owners on here who really getting it WITH open positions right now being verbally assaulted by a unemployed dude with the exact skills of one of their open positions, calling them broke and stupid.

I sit back and watch the shit. It's interesting but a lot of opportunities are lost due to the nature of the board.

One of my guys on here who plays pro ball said CP and his summer spades tournament are the only times where people treat him like a normal person. Makes sense I guess.

Oh ffs.

That male ego is something else.

Oh my….
I didn’t need to read that
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