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dlphg9 12-18-2021 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 16018821)
So you add 15 pictures to your camera roll in 2 hours since you posted the first picture… and post them on two different image sharing sites? But the story adds up guys.

"Mom! Come here! I need advice on how to reply to my friend on CP!"

Titty Meat 12-18-2021 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by kstater (Post 16019059)
When do we get a picture of your 14” dick? Asking for a Billay

Hopefully he takes a pic comparing it to a stick of deodorant

dlphg9 12-20-2021 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by 65TPT (Post 16019405)
She wants me.

I can tell by the way I look at her.

This sounds awfully rapey

Curé 12-20-2021 09:28 PM

why don't we have any pics of this woman's face? it's the face tats that scream classy.

Boise_Chief 12-20-2021 11:25 PM

Its still real to me dammit.

POND_OF_RED 12-21-2021 12:41 AM

Just met this hot chick at Funkytown in Raytown the other night. We had lots of sex together and then I took her to a Chiefs game and snuck her on the field for this picture to prove it…

https://nypost.com/wp-content/upload...y=90&strip=all

dlphg9 12-21-2021 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by POND_OF_RED (Post 16025781)
Just met this hot chick at Funkytown in Raytown the other night. We had lots of sex together and then I took her to a Chiefs game and snuck her on the field for this picture to prove it…

https://nypost.com/wp-content/upload...y=90&strip=all

This seems more legit than Cave John

Titty Meat 12-21-2021 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 16025810)
I’m not gonna show her face.

That said, she wants me to do a Reddit Gone Wild-type account for her. Probs gonna wait until my 13 Pro comes in.

Dude you stole her pic off of reddit now you're trying to save face LOL

Iowanian 12-21-2021 08:15 AM

Does she have eyes that can look at two sides of the street at the same time? Does you baby dick fit through the gap in her missing teef?

Does her butthole look like a cluster of grapes and she lets you chew on them like a Roman senator?

dlphg9 12-21-2021 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 16025884)
Does she have eyes that can look at two sides of the street at the same time? Does you baby dick fit through the gap in her missing teef?

Does her butthole look like a cluster of grapes and she lets you chew on them like a Roman senator?

Cave uses his brain bro. Dippin his dangle lang in witch hazel to give his made up girl friend that sweet hemorrhoidal relief.

Perineum Ripper 12-21-2021 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 16018821)
So you add 15 pictures to your camera roll in 2 hours since you posted the first picture… and post them on two different image sharing sites? But the story adds up guys.

Something seems fishy about this whole thing. Could be the pussy or could be the fake girlfriend.




If the girlfriend is real, smash the shit out of it, if not real. I hope you find one to smash the shit out for Christmas.

dlphg9 12-21-2021 08:37 AM

Hmmm wondering if Cave might actually be the one getting catfished. How much money have you sent him?

Jewish Rabbi 12-21-2021 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 16025956)
She’s a very pretty redhead, thanks. Lots of guys try to slide into her DMs. I’m persuasive and know her best friend, so here we are.



Zero. She actually bought the flights (I’m getting the hotel).

Why isn’t her hair red in the picture you posted of her then?

Iowanian 12-21-2021 09:08 AM

I kept thinking I recognized her and now I know where....


Does she still do the thing where she stands in front of the lamp and make shadow puppets with her meat curtains? The flying squirrel suit is amazing.

burt 12-21-2021 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Curé (Post 16025617)
why don't we have any pics of this woman's face? it's the face tats that scream classy.

The pics he PM'd me show a lovely face AND lovely red hair.


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