Ah, but it is true.

She told me a funny story a few weeks ago. She and the kids were at the grocery store and a couple of teenagers walked past. They got about 20 feet away and started chanting, "MILF! MILF! MILF!" My wife turned around and looked at them, puzzled.

She was surprised when I told her what "MILF" meant.

Can she turn Asian on occasion?

Not that I've seen, no.

Records on vinyl. I currently have around 600 most of which were bought at goodwill stores for $1.00 or less.

And while I no longer collect them, I still have my comic book collection from when I was young. Probably close to 2,000 books all bagged and boarded.

Emmet Kelly clowns, posters, etc. Have a great poster signed by Emmet Kelly Jr.

How can you be sure what she looks like inside? You couldn't possibly have been in there more than three or four inches.

Because I've seen her insides.

I collect hemorroids from sitting on my ass posting at the Planet.

I collect the index fingers from all my victims, and I keep them in..........oh um nevermind. Forget I said anything. :thumb:

THIS JUST IN....

One of Sauls hands is EXTREMELY overworked.

:Note to Self... dont shake Sauls hand.

Just got home and checked. Its actually on 22 gigs.

I collect pretty much anything and everything NFL & Chiefs related.

John Wayne movies. I would still like to get the 5 I don't have, but they are EXTREMELY hard to find.

I collect chiefs merchandise(mcfarlanes,cards,books,helmets and anything from the danbury mint)and nascar 1/24 scale diecast.

Primarily, DVD movies with some TV stuff thrown in. I've lost count at the moment, but I'm getting close to 300. Lots of old VHS tapes as well, but I get rid of them as I upgrade to DVD.

I've also got a decent collection of books.

And a lot of Chiefs stuff.

And a few guns.