If the fake posting wasn't so incredibly obvious, that post about the dude that ****ed his first cousin was some gross shit.

E: Only time I ever go into GBS is for mod challenges. I love me some challenges.

Don't give away my secrets you said you wouldn't tell god damn it! I have this same problem and the secret to the BJ then is to have him lend a hand so to speak. Sort of speeds things up a bit.

Oh shit its the coffee bit I TOLD you!!

Coffee was my suggestion earlier in the conversation.

I was pretty flattered she wanted to go to a movie with me after chatting for 30 minutes, though.

No $3it?
















Marry her...

OK, the girl I went to the movies with a few months ago, who literally walked out on me in the middle of the movie never to say another word, just sent me a friend request on facebook.

Huh?

**** that bitch. Send her a message and call her out on her shit.

Oh, I did. I told her I was gonna need an explanation before I even considered her friend request.

So this is the thread where gochiefs receives advice about dating... dang. What you SHOULD have done was to deny the request. If she kept sending one over and over, you would then consider talking to her, while still acting disinterested.

I didn't accept the friend request. I just sent her a message.

Well, next time DON'T. What possible explanation can there be? If there was an explanation she would've wanted you to hear, you would have already heard it. I, honestly, wouldn't even give her the time of the day. But then again, internet dating might have rules I don't know about.

Probably something like, "I really like you, but I just can't handle that your breath smells like a buffalo fart. We can still be friends online though".

Hey, she's hot and she sent me a friend request. If she's offering her ass as compensation, I'm not going to pass.

But most girls aren't going to offer an explanation when they blow you off. I know that by experience. :rolleyes:

Act like you don't give a **** about her and there's a minuscule chance you might get that ass, but don't count on it.

Exactly....don't give a **** about her.....make your responses short and to the point. She'll either get the hint or she'll want to know whats up.