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Mecca 03-08-2010 01:25 AM
Ahahaha.

It's early Luv cmon!

luv 03-08-2010 01:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 6586372)
See I have these right now....still takes forever.

http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product...x?ProductId=34
The spiral thingies supposed to be good?

Mecca 03-08-2010 01:27 AM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 6586376)
The spiral thingies supposed to be good?
Supposedly.

But I think they only make those in the magnum kind so I don't think everyone will get to try them out.

luv 03-08-2010 01:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 6586375)
Ahahaha.

It's early Luv cmon!
I need to get at least 5 hours of sleep for the boring work I have to do tomorrow. Entering through thousands of images. Like watching the lines on a highway.

Mecca 03-08-2010 01:28 AM
That sounds...pretty boring.

BryanBusby 03-08-2010 01:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 6586363)
Oh great, I'd be there for like 8 hours, I'd be like a Cialis ad without the pills.
I fell for the trap awhile back. Was a little buzzed and went home with a random girl from the bar. Didn't have any condoms on me, so I used one that she had stored. Remember putting it on and going to town and I couldn't feel a god damn thing. Girl started to feel really shitty because she couldn't get me off after trying everything thinkable. Actually took a second to look at the wrapper, awkwardly got my clothes on and got the **** out of there.

luv 03-08-2010 01:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 6586382)
That sounds...pretty boring.
Normally, only a fraction of my day. Due to hardware problems last week, I'm playing catch up, so it will take a majority of the next few days.

I'm out. Have fun.

luv 03-08-2010 01:31 AM
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Originally Posted by BryanBusby (Post 6586384)
I fell for the trap awhile back. Was a little buzzed and went home with a random girl from the bar. Didn't have any condoms on me, so I used one that she had stored. Remember putting it on and going to town and I couldn't feel a god damn thing. Girl started to feel really shitty because she couldn't get me off after trying everything thinkable. Actually took a second to look at the wrapper, awkwardly got my clothes on and got the **** out of there.
Doesn't alcohol usually have the opposite effect?

I know, I know. I'm going to bed.

Mecca 03-08-2010 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted by BryanBusby (Post 6586384)
I fell for the trap awhile back. Was a little buzzed and went home with a random girl from the bar. Didn't have any condoms on me, so I used one that she had stored. Remember putting it on and going to town and I couldn't feel a god damn thing. Girl started to feel really shitty because she couldn't get me off after trying everything thinkable. Actually took a second to look at the wrapper, awkwardly got my clothes on and got the **** out of there.
You need to like tell me what the brand and type of condom it was.

BryanBusby 03-08-2010 01:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 6586389)
You need to like tell me what the brand and type of condom it was.
Trojan Extended Pleasure

Quote:
Climax Control Lubricant-Clear odorless lubricant with special additive to help prevent premature ejaculation and help provide greater staying power
Actually means no ejaculation at all

Hammock Parties 03-22-2010 08:37 PM
Internet dating sites rule.

http://i.imgur.com/3UL2b.jpg

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Wolfsangel88/pictures

Hammock Parties 03-22-2010 08:40 PM
PS, this is a pretty good sign, don't you think?

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GoChiefs (9:34:23 PM): i used to feed jedi knights to my pet rancor
nerdygirl (9:34:58 PM): You're so cute. When would you like to have coffee?

Mr. Flopnuts 03-22-2010 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6625497)
PS, this is a pretty good sign, don't you think?
Jesus. How in the ****???

Hammock Parties 03-22-2010 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 6625499)
Jesus. How in the ****???
Long story short, I met a really cute girl on the internets who owns star wars shirts.

She wanted me to go to the movies with her tonight. ROFL

Mr. Flopnuts 03-22-2010 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6625505)
Long story short, I met a really cute girl on the internets who owns star wars shirts.

She wanted me to go to the movies with her tonight. ROFL
Oh my God. You're getting married.


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