My daughter had that awhile back.

I've had it before, but putting in some ear drops and flushing it out usually helps. This time hurts like a mofo.

Back in again at 3am at work for the 2nd day in a row.

Beer tastes awful when you take a pull right after you spit gum out.

Those 10 inch taco radio commercials for Red Burrito are kind of creepy

Do they advertise the 10 inch pink taco with Caesarian scar?

When is beerme coming back?

He said that the ban gets lifted on Sunday at midnight.

:sulk:

Walk of Life is a good tune and it pisses me off seeing it whored out to pimp shit BK BBQ.

Pissed me off even worse to hear Judas Priest's "You've Got Another Thing Coming" on my TV to pimp out rice burners.

I want to know more about Dane and his story.

I know right...because you wrote the song and all. I could definitely see how you would be upset at the band for allowing BK to use YOUR song.

You're kind of dumb

I facepalm even more when people have never heard these tunes before and act like they are something new. "Hey it's the BK song!!!" No dumbass it's a classic.

Never if we have any luck. Worthless pos.

So how drunk were you?

It wasn't good. I'll leave it at that.

Ah I see. I bet you made it half-way through that six pack!

Psssssstttttttt....3 beers deep!

I know that the name Lawrence turns into Larry in short form.
Where does Barry come from?

Kenya, duh


Oh shit...off to D.C.

Agreed. Now, if I could just figure out a way to keep those same kids off my lawn ...

Just gave the dog a bath and he's running around the house like a freaking madman, why do dogs do that?

Just got back from the gym. Feel great. Need to lose more weight.

The doctor told me I needed to "watch my weight" so, ... I put it out where I could see it!

Random.

Still random.

I think I'm in love with Piper Perabo. I think I want to marry her.

She was perfect for Coyote Ugly.

I liked her in that but I loved Maria Bello more. My love for Piper has just taken place now with the new show "Covert Affairs" on USA. I'm not sure why now and not then it just is. I guess she's "matured" in her look just enough that she doesn't seem like a kid any more and I find her more attractive. Plus I like her charactor being confident and kicking ass more than being sheepish.

But yes, she was perfect for Coyote Ugly.

I'm bored. Maybe I should go to bed.

I'm glad talking to me has that effect on you.

Sigh.

Had a conversation a couple days ago with a dude who was at the Alice Cooper concert at SBD. He said it was one of the best concerts he had ever been to... and he's been to many. That Frankenstein bit was awesome.

My last boyfriend, if you want to call the asshole that, was back in 2008. Since then, I've been out on one date. WTF do my friends feel that I'm the person they need to come to talk to about their relationships?

The whole freakin show was awesome. Nice to have met you... text ignorer.

Why do you hate me?

Because you've had a lot of time on your hands to observe without bias. People probably consider you a good source because of that.

I live in a small town. I drove by the fire station the other day and caught a glimpse of our town's volunteer fire-fighters. They appear to average about 5'9, 275 pounds. Don't get me wrong, I respect these people volunteering to do something that could potentially put their lives in jeopardy, but I can't help, but feel terrified of having a house fire after seeing them all grouped up outside talking to eachother while simultaneously giving each other inadvertent belly-bumps. Not only did I observe these guys' physiques, but I know them personally. The types of dudes that had no mobility in gym class. I would just tear them up in dodgeball. If I ever suspect that there is a fire in my house, I will probably just call a bunch of my friends to help me. With most of these volunteer fire fighters we have in town, I find it difficult to imagine them hoisting themselves into a fire truck, let alone climb ladders and attempt to save lives.

I'm telling you, there better not ever be a fire in my house or I will totally flip shit.

Screw loneliness.

Sometimes, when my daughters are screaming and yelling for extended periods of time, I long for loneliness.

But then I think about my Freshman year of college when my best friend who was supposed to be my roommate, bailed out and signed up for the Air Force, leaving me at a private college, with absolutely noone on campus that I knew. Long story short, loneliness does need to be screwed.

And another thing about "screw loneliness." Whenever I have been lonely, I have always had the mindset that I wished I was being screwed more (by chicks, not metaphorically). So yeah, not only does loneliness need to be metaphorically screwed, but the lonely need to be literally screwed as well.

Since I got divorced 8 years ago I've had a few gf's but nothing specal. For the last 3 years (in Sept) I've chosen to be on my own. I've enjoyed it. I don't need a woman anymore and that feels really good. I like who I am on my own.

All that said I'm going out with someone new this weekend lol.

Lol, well if you get screwed, make sure to tarp that load.

Finally switched to your left hand, eh? :p

I've always used my left hand. I'm ambidex...... oh hell I can't spell it but I'm equally good with both hands for most things. left hand has always been better for that though.

I won't get screwed on the first date... not after this long. But when/if I do the tarp will be there heh. I'm too old to have more kids.

If you're wondering that I might be thinking I'm sorry now for bringing it up in the first place, the answer is a loud, screaming, YES!

And you're welcome.

I out whitted a mouse last night at work. Oh he thought he could get away with stealing food from the mouse trap, he did once, but not twice. Boom Ch Ka, dead mouse.

Sorry you morbid bastards I didn't take any pics of the dead mouse. I can't take pictures at work.

:hmmm::hmmm::hmmm::hmmm:


LMAO

I'd never seen Alice Cooper before this month, when I saw him open for Iron Maiden. He's pretty damn good, and you can see where he laid a lot of the groundwork for both heavy metal and the theatrics of many bands. Plus, he's got a chick guitarist, which is cool.

:doh!: outwitted or out witted. :facepalm:


Ah hell it's been a while that it's been pointed out of my mispelling or grammer misques. Funny.

yeah...as has already been mentioned, as we age, things change. case in point....
I'm 47 now. I LOVE pistachios. I've eaten them all my life...or I used to. about 10 years ago I ate some pistachios around 8:00 in the evening. laying in bed watching TV and notice my frigging hands are itching like crazy. I'm laying there thinking maybe the dog or cat got into something and I touched them. I get up to wash my hands. I'm scrubbing away and glance up into the mirror and.....SHAKAKAHN! I'm looking at a full blown MONSTER! I'm like totally ****ED UP! it was like that scene in Hitch where will smith is in the store to get benadryl and he looks up into the mirror....dude it was BAD. my eyes and lips.....damn....just messed up.

yada yada yada......I don't eat pistachios anymore!

came home friday night to find that my 17 yr old son had a friend to pepper spray him because...."I just wanted to know what it feels like".

I'm wondering....is he reeruned?

Maybe he's doing research for some big criminal project he's planning. Best to know what's coming so you can react better when you get hit with it for real. :D

It's pretty nasty from what I hear. Two of our employees got pepper-sprayed by the mall security (long story) and I saw one of them later and he did not look like a happy camper. The next night I was talking to the detail cop and he said he'd rather get shot than get pepper-sprayed, it's that nasty (although I'm sure he meant he'd rather get winged with a flesh wound, obviously not hit in the vital organs).

Orianthi. One of the hottest chicks alive imo and a truly fantastic guitar player.

Orianthi tidbits... She used to be in Michael Jacksons band, thats her on "Beat It" and well everything else guitar-wise on a couple of his tours. She was on American Idol and lost but then had one big pop hit "According To You" which is one of the few modern pop songs I like. Then Alice asked her to join his band. The girl can flat shred.

I posted some vids of her showing off with her guitar in the random music video thread a while back.

No way.

Imo... which makes her one of the hottest chicks around in my world... which is the perspective I speak from.

No way.

Uhg. Am moving yet again for the 3rd time this year. However I think I'm getting a good deal for a cheap cheap trailer house that can save me money. This maybe the break I needed? It's just freaking hot!

I've had most of my stuff in boxes for over a year. Whenever I finally move back out, it's going to be like Christmas unpacking.

Same place or moving away?

Yeah, I know the feeling. I moved this past October and now, after 10 months at this place, I might be moving again because we're trying to buy a house. I'm not looking forward to it. (Well, I'm looking forward to being able to finally put a nail in a well where I want to without asking someone else... but I'm not looking forward to the physical moving. The older I get, the more it sucks.)

Same town lol I will be trailer park trash now.

Ya that's a big part of why I want this. Every body I have talked too about my landlord or if I mentioned her name, made funny faces then went off about how she is a chitty slump lord. I don't trust the lady I think I'm making a good move and it not a bad looking trailer I can live with it. It will need some maintenance I know this much. I just can't pass up an opportunity to cut my rent over half and then after a year or so not even pay that. I will be able to handle $150 in lot rent. I cannot afford the place I'm at now tired of struggling to put food on the table.

Btw she is hot
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Oh & FYI Steve Vai is going play at Salina Steifel theatre Sept 30. 8:00pm
I'd rather see Jeff Beck or definitely want to see Buckethead but Steve Vai is pretty good.

106 when I took a load over to the trailer uhg.

For you, beer me:

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From Freaks and Geeks...the most criminally under-appreciated television show for it's time (late 90's I think, but show takes place in '80).

Awesome. I love her so much.

:)

This chick is awesome.

Nice. I only saw the show a couple times but I liked it. Linda Cardellini... yep.

There are several cools vids of her playing on youtube including a bunch during the Alice shows. A couple of her practicing shows with Michael Jackson are cool too.

Nice, I will have to check them out.

Several are posted in the random music video thread too fwiw. Shouldn't be too far back from the last page.

Who is trying to friend me from the CP group on FB?

Tamba Hali ‏@TambaHali91

Most ya probably don't know I own a record label do ya? Religion Records. I need a logo for my label. Would love for a fan to do it.

Oh, yeaaaahhhh the talentless credit score douches are back :whackit:

been done already tamba.

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I don't know if I'm coming or going
If it's them or me
but one things for certain
Willie Nelson only smokes killer weed

Balls