ChiefsPlanet - I have a date.

What is it with girls and ****ing phones?

They always want to talk on the ****ing phone.

Bitch, you live 200 miles away. I'm coming to see you in February, not THIS WEEKEND. What the **** are we going to talk about? Car insurance? Do you want to bullshit with me? Bullshit with me online instead of wasting my minutes and creating awkward silences. Plus, I like to have both hands free so I can do other shit.

BITCHES AND PHONES! WHAT'S THE DEAL?

Possibility for phone sex, dude. It sounds lame but could be worth it. Give it a whirl.

sedated

01-08-2010 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by TigerPig (Post 6414114)

Don't talk a lot, or try real hard, just chill out. And listen instead of talk.

"Yes! I understand women. The snub is good, they love the snub!"

"No they don't. I tried that once. I snubbed for a year. Nothing. Every woman I saw, I snubbed. You never saw people so pleased."

Hammock Parties

01-16-2010 05:48 PM

Poor girl.

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What if I were to disclose that I'm actually a fatty, and choose not to hide it? ;) I saw you wrote you used to be heavier, and I wanted to let you know that it's awesome you've been able to make that transformation. I used to be a personal trainer (knee injury has caused me to put on the pounds), but I appreciate someone who can change that...

Either way, I hope you're having a great weekend! Maybe I'll hear back from you soon?

Hammock Parties

01-18-2010 08:24 PM

So, some girl wants to take me to a strip club.

I'm sure hilarity will ensue.

Dave Lane

01-18-2010 11:05 PM

Tell her no need lets just go to your house. I might even tip if you put on a good show :)

Text that to her. dare ya.

Dave Lane

01-18-2010 11:06 PM

And if she says she won't then say god you're no fun...

Hammock Parties

01-18-2010 11:12 PM

No, I want to go to a strip club.

I'm sure it will just make her jealous, anyway.

luv	01-18-2010 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6459093)

No, I want to go to a strip club.

I'm sure it will just make her jealous, anyway.

The girl is wanting to take you to a strip club, and you think she'll be jealous? Of who, you or the girls?

Hammock Parties

01-18-2010 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 6459118)

The girl is wanting to take you to a strip club, and you think she'll be jealous? Of who, you or the girls?

I'm still tired of your bullshit, luv.

CHENZ A!

01-18-2010 11:22 PM

LMAO @the ad on the bottom of the page

luv	01-18-2010 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6459120)

I'm still tired of your bullshit, luv.

I'm still tired of you thinking you're hot shit and have women figured out.

If she's going to be jealous, why the **** would she take you to a strip club?

Titty Meat

01-18-2010 11:32 PM

Luv when do we get to go on a date?

Dave Lane

01-18-2010 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 6459139)

I'm still tired of you thinking you're hot shit and have women figured out.

If she's going to be jealous, why the **** would she take you to a strip club?

Tell Clayton you'd think it was cute / sexy if some guy texted you what I told him to text her. He needs help show him he's wrong :)

luv	01-18-2010 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 6459172)

Tell Clayton you'd think it was cute / sexy if some guy texted you what I told him to text her. He needs help show him he's wrong :)

Depends on what he's looking for. Sex? Yes. A date? Maybe a little over the top. I'm more subtle in my flirting though (which is how you can tell I'm not serious when I do it on here, as I'd never be that outgoing IRL).

Hammock Parties

01-18-2010 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 6459139)

I'm still tired of you thinking you're hot shit and have women figured out.

If she's going to be jealous, why the **** would she take you to a strip club?

I'm not playing the bullshit game, luv.

I will neither confirm your opinion nor attempt to debate it.

It's bullshit.

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