If I were to order a #4 supersized at McDonalds, I would get a Diet Coke to drink.

Thinking about transforming a barrel into a smoker

Still thinking about my barrel smoker.



Gonna call it the Barker

ChiefsPlanet is the first result that comes up on Yahoo search when "chiefsp" is searched.

Putting paprika in the fridge prevents it from turning brown :-)

Ever googled "Bwana's taint"? I did.

Google "Do a Barrel Roll"


You like that?


Google "askew"


Huh you like that shit didn't you.

Well I'll be dipped in shit.

You'll be dipped in Bwana's taint if Bwana has anything to say about it.

Here's a head scratcher. Has the benefit of being a true story, too.

My dad was giving me advice on relationships a few weeks ago. He was telling me that two years into his relationship with my mother, she started exhibiting resentment toward him that only festered and got worse.

After 19 years of marriage, they divorced. He told me that he regretted the last 15 years of it.

I thought it was pretty profound.

Then I realized my parents had me in year 10.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...jpg?1318992465

I wonder if colors come naturally to blind people?

I wonder what their dreams are like? WHOA

Can't sleep.


YAWN. You ****s are boring.

**** you you rabbit raping, stinking heap of festering puss filled ass boil licking insominac ****.

I'll pray for you tonight my good son.

Actually, if by that point they were hating each other for 8 years, technically you might want to change that sentence to "she had me in year 10". "Dad" might be the pizza delivery guy. :D

Being sick sucks and is not Awesome.

In what way?

My parents started showing signs of having problems early in their marriage. They thought having another child might help, thus I came along. They separated 11 years later, but then my brother started getting into trouble, so they thought they needed to try for our benefit. They divorced three years after that.

Some guy I interact with on twitter is blind. He was born with no eyes, he says. I guess it's unusual; most blind people have eyes, they just can't see. But he just never had any eyes.

Virus or bacterial infection.

I find it very interesting that we haven't heard anything from Fred Phelps lately, or any of the Phelps clan. Hopefully they all had a seizure or heart attack or something and died, but we couldn't be that lucky.

I only have eye for you
sounds like a good pick up line
though kinda dark

I bought blue solo cups this weekend. **** Toby Keith.

Yeah **** Toby Keith I can't stand that ****ing moron. Fake ass patriotic cock sucker.

We had a mediation scheduled to start at 8:30 this morning. The mediator (who I work for) had another meeting scheduled for 3pm today. The attorneys didn't know if they could do it in a half day (4 hours), so they scheduled it to start before our normal time of 9am in case it went over. (am came, and the mediator and I were both wondering if anyone was going to show up. First person showed up at 9:05. Nearly 9:30, and they're just getting started. With all of the presentation equipment they brought in, I'm thinking it's a good thing the afternoon meeting ended up getting cancelled. They didn't know that, though. How rude is that?

One thing I love about this time of year: FRESH FRUIT! YUM!

Poop smells like shit

If a chicken lays and egg in the woods and no one's there to eat it would it make a good omelet?

What should we do when that asswipe dies? Should we picket his funeral? Obviously, doing so would be disrespectful, but that is exactly what Phelps deserves....disrespect. At the same time though, picketing (sp?) his funeral would be practicing what he preaches...which in a way would be inadvertently respecting him or at least respecting something he stands for.

So I'm assuming 29 is the age where your eyebrows grow longer than they've ever been in your entire life and you need to start grooming them???? I hate it. It's stupid!!!

Sounds like you have issues...

Yeah..... :crybaby: My eyebrows suck these days.

I think it's because you're a minority.

(omg did I just say that? I've got a few beers in me and I say stupid things)

ROFL

Thank you for not taking offense... it wasn't meant.

A stealth bomber flew over yesterday leaving a double trail like a regular jet
I've seen them flying low around Sedalia, awesome sight
1st time I've seen the flying triangle way up there, still impressive

Good thing it wasn't dropping any loads on you.

http://i762.photobucket.com/albums/x...-bomber-25.jpg

http://i1260.photobucket.com/albums/...lth_ba3124.jpg

fn bad ass.

ricoswaff got a BA in Psych at a private school. Dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb.
Now he aint got $ for shit and that aint cool. Dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb.

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter

Bucs signed kicker Connor Barth to a four-year, $13.2 million deal that includes $4 million guaranteed.

What year could Joe Montanas' son be available for the draft?

I've been ready to go home since I got here this morning. I'm tired. I think I'll make a frozen pizza, drink some beers, watch Netflix or something and just hang out like wet clothes tonight.

This is not a photoshop. This is an actual screen from a test of my theater's audio equipment this morning in work. I love the programmers' sense of humor, and it made me think of this place. :D

2010 said this was ****ing funny!!

Hey, I found this pic of you as a baby!

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net...19082_700b.jpg

Why do I always seem to want something I know I'll never have?

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Have you ever heard the song, "Something I Can Never Have" by Nine Inch Nails? Great song... people automatically think NIN "Hurt" is their best slow song, but I think "Something I Can Never Have" is great. Sometimes I listen to that song when I go through the sorts of situations that I presume you are going through now.

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So, I lost my billfold Tuesday night. Gave myself yesterday to try to find it. So, new debit card is ordered. One lesson to learn is to not carry your Social Security card. Ugh. Getting new license after I get new birth certificate (I have mine, but it's buried in a box somewhere). Then I can get a new SS card. Guess I should see about getting a new voter registration card while I'm at it. Ugh! Another lesson learned is to never lose your wallet!

Um, yeah. You should never carry that.

You probably want to look into getting your credit frozen to help prevent whoever finds your card from committing identity theft and/or fraud.

I don't have any credit cards, but I do need to inform the credit sources that my identification has been lost.

The new I phone commercials are so ****ing reeruned. Damn, I need to quit watching shit live because they play them eleventy billion times. FUUUUUUUU!!!

Hey let's see how many lame jokes your phone can tell after I take a sledge hammer to it.

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poop.

taco

fish

Beaver

yoe-nis

cess-pee-dis

Schwetty Balls

balls

So I find out yesterday the girl I've been seeing the past month is moving back to Virginia.

****.

Monday Monday..

The state? Or an ex lesbian lover? If it's the first, you're SOL. If it's the second... three-way action!

That's funny because one of her good friends who lives here is named Virginia. Unfortunately, she's moving back to the state VA.

Blah.

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How many registrations are rejected a day
& are Sportsshrink & SportsRacer related

poop

taco

Friday, Beer and Zelda Ocarina of Time.


Zelda > Diablo 3


Get on my level

It's noon!!!!!!!!!!

I cannot let the actions of others dictate the mood I'm in. I'm better than this. I am not dependent. I am self-sufficient.

I had two at the ball game earlier. That's probably why I'm thinking out loud. LMAO

Well, hell, now it's time for you to take a shot or 3 of something yummy so you can really get your vent on.

LMAO

I'm thinking more along the lines of finishing laundry and crashing so I can get up and jog in the morning. I lead such an interesting life. :/

Throwing gas into the fire, great job Lump