I hate it when they won't leave! We've had a great time now leave my house! That's the last time I invite her over for sex.

Price you pay for the poon brah.

See if the bitch can cook though

Netflix and chill/Eureka

Dating? What is that? What are women?

I'm sick of seeing people type this all over the internet

It's like a dumpster. Sometimes you wanna dive in. Sometimes it smells like
Mahimike's wife

PBJ PBJ PBJ

Worthless without pics smoke

Well bye

4x in one night? She's trying to suck me dry.

It works though, I like to mix it up, I'll say "I don't have Netflix, but we can Blu-ray and chill?" Or "let's walking dead and chill" it pretty much eliminates all the guesswork of are we hanging out or are we making small talk before ****ing.

What's everyone's feeling on dating a girl with a child who isn't yours?

You know she puts out.

That's a given.