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BigMeatballDave 10-24-2009 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6202241)
Dear god, that was the best date ever.

The dog's expression matches my own.
Well...

Hammock Parties 10-24-2009 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave (Post 6202243)
Well...
Met for dessert, walked across the street and sat at a mexican patio and necked, drove to a pond full of ducks, made out like teenagers and got head with the police station not a 100 yards away.

And she is unbelievably hot...and I made her laugh...a lot.

When it was over I put two hands on the small of her back, slammed her body against mine and kissed her like the world was coming to an end.

BEST DATE EVER

http://www.ezthemes.com/previews/d/dmblnd_mood_love.jpg

BigMeatballDave 10-24-2009 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6202256)
Met for dessert, walked across the street and sat at a mexican patio and necked, drove to a pond full of ducks, made out like teenagers and got head with the police station not a 100 yards away.

And she is unbelievably hot...and I made her laugh...a lot.

When it was over I put two hands on the small of her back, slammed her body against mine and kissed her like the world was coming to an end.

BEST DATE EVER

http://www.ezthemes.com/previews/d/dmblnd_mood_love.jpg
Cool. Are you going to see her again?

Hammock Parties 10-24-2009 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave (Post 6202311)
Cool. Are you going to see her again?
99.9 percent sure.

Chicks are hard to read.

But she was all "I'm gonna be texting you bla bla bla"

I'm sure she was impressed that I was able to carry on a conversation while she...stimulated...me. Or perhaps weirded out. It was pretty weird.

At one point we're sitting there engaging in erotic activities and she asks "Where are we?" And I say "HEAVEN!" and she dies laughing...lol...I kill me.....

HEY IS THIS IOWA?!?!

BigMeatballDave 10-24-2009 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6202313)
99.9 percent sure.

Chicks are hard to read.

But she was all "I'm gonna be texting you bla bla bla"

I'm sure she was impressed that I was able to carry on a conversation while she...stimulated...me. Or perhaps weirded out. It was pretty weird.

At one point we're sitting there engaging in erotic activities and she asks "Where are we?" And I say "HEAVEN!" and she dies laughing...lol...I kill me.....

HEY IS THIS IOWA?!?!
That sounds cheesy as hell. Fortunately, a lot of women eat that shit up. :D

Hammock Parties 10-24-2009 11:28 PM
It's pretty weird actually, I've run by that pond a lot and thought to myself "wow it'd be great to make out with a chick here."

Hammock Parties 10-24-2009 11:36 PM
Annnnnnnnnd she's returning texts.

IT COULD BE LOVE

patteeu 10-24-2009 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6202331)
Annnnnnnnnd she's returning texts.

IT COULD BE LOVE
Good for you. :)

Hammock Parties 10-24-2009 11:47 PM
Also, she kept putting her hand in my back pockets. What's up with that?

Discuss Thrower 10-24-2009 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6202331)
Annnnnnnnnd she's returning texts.

IT COULD BE LOVE
I'm pulling a Kanye on this one, and I harbor no ill will towards GoChiefs, but.

Man this is BULLSHIT.

Hammock Parties 10-25-2009 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by J-Town Fan 1988 (Post 6202365)
I'm pulling a Kanye on this one, and I harbor no ill will towards GoChiefs, but.

Man this is BULLSHIT.
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Delano 10-25-2009 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6201818)
And just like that, I have a date.

With a very hot girl.

See you yokels later.
Where did the picture go? ROFL

rockymtnchief 10-25-2009 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6202256)
Met for dessert, walked across the street and sat at a mexican patio and necked, drove to a pond full of ducks, made out like teenagers and got head with the police station not a 100 yards away.

And she is unbelievably hot...and I made her laugh...a lot.

When it was over I put two hands on the small of her back, slammed her body against mine and kissed her like the world was coming to an end.

BEST DATE EVER

http://www.ezthemes.com/previews/d/dmblnd_mood_love.jpg
So you "kissed her like the world was coming to an end" just after you got a hummer?:spock:

Did you have Listerene in the glove box?

Mr. Flopnuts 10-29-2009 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6200026)
Well, this is fun. Nothing like talking to a former escort, who apparently wants to shag your brains out. I know, I know, it's likely a ruse and she'll probably make me pay. We'll see.
You're so much smoother than you used to be. Good job.

Mr. Flopnuts 10-29-2009 06:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6202256)
Met for dessert, walked across the street and sat at a mexican patio and necked, drove to a pond full of ducks, made out like teenagers and got head with the police station not a 100 yards away.

And she is unbelievably hot...and I made her laugh...a lot.

When it was over I put two hands on the small of her back, slammed her body against mine and kissed her like the world was coming to an end.

BEST DATE EVER

http://www.ezthemes.com/previews/d/dmblnd_mood_love.jpg
That was seriously an awesome exchange to open. If the date went that well things are looking good.


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