ChiefsPlanet - I have a date.

Maybe she wanted a 2for1 (on her favor) and thought if you weren't gay or bi that you wouldn't play along. When you told her you weren't gay she lost interest.

Nah... I'm pretty sure if I whipped out my meat wagon in front of him he'd drool like those dogs in the old gravy train commercials. He'd chase me all over the house and be sorely disappointed when I disappeared under the cabinet...
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boogblaster

10-01-2009 07:00 PM

lad you're never ever goin' to get laid .. stop tryin' start watchin' more porn and self- satify .....

CHENZ A!

10-01-2009 07:59 PM

These dumb bitches.

Hammock Parties

10-04-2009 02:38 PM

I think this one wants my nuts. Bad.

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Well you shouldn't be surprised, you're attractive. More strikingly, I like your profile. Indiana Jones and Star Wars are two of my favorite movies. You said you own an old car? Do you know how to fix it too? Like get your hands dirty and stuff? That's hot.

So when were you fat? :-) I used to be 20 lbs heavier, when I returned back from the Peace Corps I got a little crazy with food here. But that was over 2 years ago.

I live in the Heights area, but work real close to Spring. Let me know if you want to hang out!

Heather

BigMeatballDave

10-04-2009 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6138064)

I think this one wants my nuts. Bad.

Pic, please. :D

4th and Long

10-04-2009 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6138064)

I think this one wants my nuts. Bad.

What I gather from her quotes are as follows.

1. Well you shouldn't be surprised, you're attractive. More strikingly, I like your profile. Indiana Jones and Star Wars are two of my favorite movies. - She thinks Harrison Ford is waaaaaaaaaaay hotter than you are.

2. You said you own an old car? Do you know how to fix it too? Like get your hands dirty and stuff? - She's prissy and will never get her hands dirty.

3. That's hot - Oh, God ... http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/2879/hilton.jpg

4. I used to be 20 lbs heavier - Which means she will be again.

5. I returned back from the Peace Corps - I'm not touching that one other than to say you may want to change your name to Koonta Kentae.

6. Let me know if you want to hang out! - She wants you to take her to the mall and spend money on her.

Hammock Parties

10-04-2009 03:14 PM

Didn't someone once tell me Coffee = Sex?

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That's right, I forgot you live in Spring. I work very close to there, so if you know a coffee shop where we can hang out I would like to meet you after work.

Heather

BigMeatballDave

10-04-2009 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6138252)

Didn't someone once tell me Coffee = Sex?

I think its only when they invite you into their place for coffee.

4th and Long

10-04-2009 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6138252)

Didn't someone once tell me Coffee = Sex?

If they did, they lied to you. My old man drinks gallons of it every day and I'm pretty sure there's no sex involved with it.

Coffee = A caffeine buzz.

Sex = Sex

If you don't know the difference by now ... God help you, son.

Hammock Parties

10-04-2009 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long (Post 6138264)

I think it was Dave Lane...a chick invited me out for coffee on my second date and he was like "coffee is code for sex!"

BigMeatballDave

10-04-2009 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long (Post 6138264)

:D But, if a women asks you to come in for coffee, she likely wants your cock in her...

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