If he doesn't want me to know, then he won't tell me. Pretty simple, huh?

Was he on parole or probation? Huge difference. theres no room in doc for someone like me. im a level one offender as of now. With no charges pressed, they just placed me on the bracelet, just found out that comes off tomorrow if court goes well in the morning.

Both, actually. He violated probation the first time by not going to see his probation officer and got caught shoplifting a carton of cigarettes. Second time, he was on parole and didn't go see his parole officer. That was after getting off the anklet. Both times, he went directly to jail with whatever he was on at the time (probation or parole) getting revoked.

Hope you are first inline. Good luck.

I always show to my appointments. They like that.

Steamed brussel sprouts are delicious.

Especially fresh and not frozen ones

:thumb:

Throw some asparagus in a pan, turn the oven on at 400. Throw a little olive oil and pepper on the asparagus and bake for 5-10 minutes.

That and a greek yogurt is what's for dinner tonight.

Roasted, steamed, or grilled asparagus is Awesome.

I love asparagus. This is a recently discovered development.

Soak portebella mushroom in ice-water for 15 minutes after washing. Baste shroom with itallian dressing and a little garlic salt. Place fresh basil (finely chopped) inside shroom and place on grill for6-8 minutes. Then put 3-5 tbsp of freshly grated parm. cheese on it and allow to melt.
Serve with green veggie of choice and have a vegan-gasim.
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Sounds good, but technically it's not vegan if you're putting cheese on it. :p

Wheres the beef?

Oh yeah... Show's what I know about being a hippie. Excuse me while I eat some deer jerky.

But it is vegetarian, right?

Yes.

I hate this crap nothing is open till noon up-here on Sundays. Specially after I have planned around that fact. But she doesn't..... I have no choice at this point if I to sleep any time soon...

Yeah but if you do that one thing from last year tomorrow, how are you going to feel about the car on Wednesday?
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**** all the dipshits posting every hack's twitter post on Manning.

This month's "Maybe I'm Gay" item: the wife tells me she wants to start buying hand soap at Bath & Body Works. I grudgingly go. I call her and tell her what they have; she specifially wants the "foaming hand soap" because she doesn't like the thick gooey gel kind of hand soap. (Yeah. I know. You can tell she's married.) So I pick a bunch of fruity-flavored foaming hand soaps. And I'll be damned if they're not the best-smelling things I've ever experienced. I love that shit. I wash my hands just to sniff it. If B&BW ever made a pussy-scented foaming hand soap, and they made it with the quality that they make their fruit-flavored ones, they'd make a shitload of dough.

I farted.

My nose loves the products that store makes.

Good morning wood.

Ever notice that time never stops. Time has the same speed with 24hrs in a day, but notice how time seems to go fast when your having fun. Notice how when your not having fun like at a boring job time seems to go slow. It takes time to make time. To get time you have to adjust your time to make the time work your trying to get. Time is forever. Time never sleeps, time to see what time it is, time to figure out what to do with my time and not waist it. Am having a good time here. Now that I am having a good time how long will that last. Ooops that time has past what happend to the time? Does anyone know what time it is?

Woah, there was argueing out side. Thought my neighbor lady was just about to get into a cat fight with another lady. Dang the lady drove off.

Cat fight as in they duel with cats in an epic cat/sword fight to the death?

That's pretty intense. Record it next time. Monte Python would pay good money for that footage.

I had my hopes up. + my neighbor lady is quite the biitch, nice body, bad personality.

pics?

http://i4.tagstat.com/image08/f/8208/000V052XU88.gif

Not of her but here is a nsfw gif of kitty porn.

It's odd that you had that link so readily available.

guess it's just a tease, what can you do?

I thought about scratching my ass, but I didn't.

ESPeytoN

ESPeNis

I work from 8-5, while everyone else in my office gets here at 8:30. I'm the special one that gets to turn on all the lights, make the coffee, etc. Well, I got here early, and decided to unlock the door so I wouldn't have to later. This has to be the morning when one of our special needs trust clients shows up right at 8 to see one of the attorneys. Really nice guy, but it's one question after another after another about whatever he can think of. I am not a morning person, so this is driving me nuts. It's been 20 LONG minutes, and I still have 10 minutes to go! HELP ME!!!!

Go hide in the bathroom.

Wish I could. I kind of have to answer phones. I just don't typically unlock the door until about 8:30. Lesson learned.

What's worse is that everyone is late!!!

i hate our GM ....

Well....I bet next time you won't be opening up that door early.

Sobe Strawberry Daiquiri is a very tasty beverage.

At work or at home?

I'm at work. It's just a Daiquiri flavored beverage, no alcohol. I do have plenty of beer in my fridge here at work though. Heh.

That is why I asked. You have brought it up before.

Just saw "The Addams Family" on stage. I couldn't take my eyes off the leading lady playing Morticia (Sara Gettelfinger). I don't know why. There were a couple of things about her acting that... just... mesmerized me.

http://magazine.uc.edu/content/dam/m...nger&Gomex.jpg

Celery is not good without dip.

this

My random thought is what the ****?



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Or a filler in a soup.

What's for lunch?

Get to see my dogs for the first time since labor day weekend tonight.

People are so much bigger now then they were just a century ago
In the future men will time travel just for the tight pussy

Yeah, dude on the left hand side of the pic! That includes you.

pooptaco.

So My Wife Played Ball Powder Puff Football Thursday Night And Wants To Brag
 

Bitch comes home and brags that she went out and banged two guys at once, and said something about them having cool silky balls. I shouldn't have to put up with this shit, I'm telling you...

It's appalling that big time scam site quibids.com, can run nationally televised ads in this country. Avoid that shit at all costs.

False.

Celery is great for yield. Pineapple is for flavor. My wife never complains.

I agree. (Your wife never complains.) :D

That's gross brah.

These pipes, are CLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!

Does the world realy need Australia
Kola bears, kangaroos & kiwi fruit
Let's just blow that ****er off the map

Farts feel better than orgasms

Suck it claythan - Rays take the series!

The "Morning" part was given to us free of charge, it's up to us to put the "Good" in it!
~Christy Jordan's Southern Plate

Where have all the orange haired people gone
I'm talking koolaid orange
Do they not let red heads & blondes mate anymore

whoa, it's Dr. Shaq now. Thats crazy.

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Eddie Murphy on SNL LMAO I don't even remember it.

you are doing it wrong.

Farting or orgasming?

Dad's opening the pool today. Should be ready by Memorial Day weekend. :D

And soon, it will be time for the river, an inner tube, and a cooler of beer.

It's been beach weather for over a month. 90 all weekend. Went kayaking Saturday. :thumb:

both.

I'm cruising Craigslist and someone lost a Ferret. Before reading the ad, I wondered, how in the hell do you lose a Ferret?! Read the ad... the owner left their window open. DOH! :banghead:

Hopefully it's not eating baby fingers.

I'd post a link, but you might not wanna read it.

:eek: No. Do not wish to read. Tyvm.

Oh, and no, according to the ad, theirs doesn't bite. I bet it will start once it gets into a battle w/ a squirrel though. The squirrels here in Nebraska are badass! No joke!

We have this one squirrel that only has 1 eye, (we named him Willy... yeah, one-eyed Willy har har). That guy came waddling up to our back stairs looking for a hand-out after a storm and his good eye was closed up, (probably got injured by the high winds that we had yesterday morning). We fed him, of course, (as we do w/ all of "our" other squirrels). Not seeing where he was going, he was able to sniff out the nuts and waddled away when he was done. Total badass!

I'm sorry, what were we talking about? LMAO

We were discussing a study which demonstrated that talking about ourselves—whether in a personal conversation or through social media—triggers the same sensation of pleasure in the brain as food or money. And how DaKCManAP is Awesome.

I haven't dropped a decent duece in three days. I've had a couple disappointing marble-sized attempts but nothing substantial.
I have a feeling that once the flood-gates open, I may need bed rest and a valium.