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Steamed brussel sprouts are delicious.
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That and a greek yogurt is what's for dinner tonight. |
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Soak portebella mushroom in ice-water for 15 minutes after washing. Baste shroom with itallian dressing and a little garlic salt. Place fresh basil (finely chopped) inside shroom and place on grill for6-8 minutes. Then put 3-5 tbsp of freshly grated parm. cheese on it and allow to melt.
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I hate this crap nothing is open till noon up-here on Sundays. Specially after I have planned around that fact. But she doesn't..... I have no choice at this point if I to sleep any time soon...
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**** all the dipshits posting every hack's twitter post on Manning.
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This month's "Maybe I'm Gay" item: the wife tells me she wants to start buying hand soap at Bath & Body Works. I grudgingly go. I call her and tell her what they have; she specifially wants the "foaming hand soap" because she doesn't like the thick gooey gel kind of hand soap. (Yeah. I know. You can tell she's married.) So I pick a bunch of fruity-flavored foaming hand soaps. And I'll be damned if they're not the best-smelling things I've ever experienced. I love that shit. I wash my hands just to sniff it. If B&BW ever made a pussy-scented foaming hand soap, and they made it with the quality that they make their fruit-flavored ones, they'd make a shitload of dough.
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Good morning wood.
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Ever notice that time never stops. Time has the same speed with 24hrs in a day, but notice how time seems to go fast when your having fun. Notice how when your not having fun like at a boring job time seems to go slow. It takes time to make time. To get time you have to adjust your time to make the time work your trying to get. Time is forever. Time never sleeps, time to see what time it is, time to figure out what to do with my time and not waist it. Am having a good time here. Now that I am having a good time how long will that last. Ooops that time has past what happend to the time? Does anyone know what time it is?
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Woah, there was argueing out side. Thought my neighbor lady was just about to get into a cat fight with another lady. Dang the lady drove off.
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That's pretty intense. Record it next time. Monte Python would pay good money for that footage. |
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Not of her but here is a nsfw gif of kitty porn. |
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I thought about scratching my ass, but I didn't.
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I work from 8-5, while everyone else in my office gets here at 8:30. I'm the special one that gets to turn on all the lights, make the coffee, etc. Well, I got here early, and decided to unlock the door so I wouldn't have to later. This has to be the morning when one of our special needs trust clients shows up right at 8 to see one of the attorneys. Really nice guy, but it's one question after another after another about whatever he can think of. I am not a morning person, so this is driving me nuts. It's been 20 LONG minutes, and I still have 10 minutes to go! HELP ME!!!!
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i hate our GM ....
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Sobe Strawberry Daiquiri is a very tasty beverage.
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Just saw "The Addams Family" on stage. I couldn't take my eyes off the leading lady playing Morticia (Sara Gettelfinger). I don't know why. There were a couple of things about her acting that... just... mesmerized me.
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Celery is not good without dip.
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My random thought is what the ****?
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What's for lunch?
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Get to see my dogs for the first time since labor day weekend tonight.
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People are so much bigger now then they were just a century ago
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So My Wife Played Ball Powder Puff Football Thursday Night And Wants To Brag
Bitch comes home and brags that she went out and banged two guys at once, and said something about them having cool silky balls. I shouldn't have to put up with this shit, I'm telling you...
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It's appalling that big time scam site quibids.com, can run nationally televised ads in this country. Avoid that shit at all costs.
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Celery is great for yield. Pineapple is for flavor. My wife never complains.
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These pipes, are CLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!
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Does the world realy need Australia
Kola bears, kangaroos & kiwi fruit Let's just blow that ****er off the map |
Farts feel better than orgasms
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Suck it claythan - Rays take the series!
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The "Morning" part was given to us free of charge, it's up to us to put the "Good" in it!
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Where have all the orange haired people gone
I'm talking koolaid orange Do they not let red heads & blondes mate anymore |
whoa, it's Dr. Shaq now. Thats crazy.
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Dad's opening the pool today. Should be ready by Memorial Day weekend. :D
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I'm cruising Craigslist and someone lost a Ferret. Before reading the ad, I wondered, how in the hell do you lose a Ferret?! Read the ad... the owner left their window open. DOH! :banghead:
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Oh, and no, according to the ad, theirs doesn't bite. I bet it will start once it gets into a battle w/ a squirrel though. The squirrels here in Nebraska are badass! No joke! We have this one squirrel that only has 1 eye, (we named him Willy... yeah, one-eyed Willy har har). That guy came waddling up to our back stairs looking for a hand-out after a storm and his good eye was closed up, (probably got injured by the high winds that we had yesterday morning). We fed him, of course, (as we do w/ all of "our" other squirrels). Not seeing where he was going, he was able to sniff out the nuts and waddled away when he was done. Total badass! I'm sorry, what were we talking about? LMAO |
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I haven't dropped a decent duece in three days. I've had a couple disappointing marble-sized attempts but nothing substantial.
I have a feeling that once the flood-gates open, I may need bed rest and a valium. |
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