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Hammock Parties 09-07-2009 09:11 PM
Wow, well at least I didn't get stood up twice in one day.

I just had dinner with a SMOKING HOT girl who showed up in a tight, slinky number and stilettos. But, uh, wow, she was a complete ice queen. It was like talking to a robot who had it's emotion chip yanked out.

I've never been so turned on, surprisingly. We'll see if she breaks the streak of bitches who don't want to hang out with GoChiefs after the initial meeting.

http://i30.tinypic.com/ouxnkg.jpg

Skip Towne 09-07-2009 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6044075)
Wow, well at least I didn't get stood up twice in one day.

I just had dinner with a SMOKING HOT girl who showed up in a tight, slinky number and stilettos. But, uh, wow, she was a complete ice queen. It was like talking to a robot who had it's emotion chip yanked out.

I've never been so turned on, surprisingly. We'll see if she breaks the streak of bitches who don't want to hang out with GoChiefs after the initial meeting.

http://i30.tinypic.com/ouxnkg.jpg
She's not an ice queen, she just got a load of you.

Hammock Parties 09-07-2009 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 6044127)
She's not an ice queen, she just got a load of you.
Perhaps. Soul-crushing loneliness seems to be my fate.

Simply Red 09-09-2009 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6027452)
Yeah I just figured it out, actually.

Um. Now I'm a little scared. Oops.

http://i30.tinypic.com/im3yo6.jpg
she's certainly not great, but I'd jack off on her face.

raybec 4 09-09-2009 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6050403)
she's certainly not great, but I'd jack off on her face.
Even if she was wearing ugly shoes?

Simply Red 09-09-2009 10:06 PM
some of these women just want a firm ****in' ****ing.

Simply Red 09-09-2009 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by raybec 4 (Post 6050491)
Even if she was wearing ugly shoes?
I'd have to see them.

JOhn 09-09-2009 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6044195)
Perhaps. Soul-crushing loneliness seems to be my fate.
Most likely

CHENZ A! 09-09-2009 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6050403)
she's certainly not great, but I'd jack off on her face.
LMAO

Hammock Parties 09-11-2009 08:00 PM
Hahahahahaha.

The girl I went out with a few weeks ago - the one who I almost ****ed, but got sent home in the middle of driving back to her place - has an Adult Friend Finder account. She just viewed my profile.

OH THE SWEET IRONY!

wutamess 09-11-2009 08:02 PM
Dude... STFU already!

ArrowheadMagic 09-11-2009 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6058070)
Hahahahahaha.

The girl I went out with a few weeks ago - the one who I almost ****ed, but got sent home in the middle of driving back to her place - has an Adult Friend Finder account. She just viewed my profile.

OH THE SWEET IRONY!

She will lose you in traffic this time.

Hammock Parties 09-11-2009 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by ArrowheadMagic (Post 6058075)
She will lose you in traffic this time.
I don't know what's going to happen. But my gut tells me...a month ago she wasn't ready to ****...and now she is.

Hahahahaha! This is so amusing.

Mecca 09-11-2009 08:14 PM
He has a Adult friend finder profile...that alone is pretty funny.

Hammock Parties 09-11-2009 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 6058085)
He has a Adult friend finder profile...that alone is pretty funny.
It's so HILARIOUS it got me laid.

Yeah...FUNNY AS HELL.


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