Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6027434)

Nope, I have a shitty phone.

Originally Posted by kcchiefsfanGoLJ (Post 6027775)

Dude all you have to do is send a text message and put in your email addy and it will send it to your email. I do it all the time on my phone.

Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 6027570)

On second thought, I bet the two of you have a lot in common...working out, teeth bleaching, taking pictures of yourself in skimpy or no clothes, living with mom, eating yogurt out of the carton, blowing goats, saving can tabs so someone can get kidney dialysis, watching Quantum Leap reruns, defending yourself on a web forum, Chili's Awesome Blossom, LJ's future unborn baby, saving paper grocery bags in that space between the fridge and the cabinet, Beethoven movies 1 thru 5, The Baconator, shaving your knuckles, taking the neighbors daughter to choir practice, using the PedEgg, acrylic nails, hand creme (and tissues), Yahtzee the game (and the saying), Rhubarb, Barbed wire, The Wire, Anything Scott Bakula was involved in, Jeff Goldblum TV shows (not the movies), tin foil recycling, The Subaru Brat, WWE, UFC, Badgirl CP posts, Googling yourself, Googling others, Googling Googlegoogle, Premium content in your pants, bikinis, body shaving, anti-wrinkle cream, pinball machine repair, rims, cutting your own hair (and others') for fun and profit, selling GRIT, used car pricing relative to Blue Book, UFO's...specifically, their percentage of fuselage to view-thru (a.k.a. window) surface, cumuls and strato-numbus cloud patterns, weekend car body repair and paint, etc etc etc

Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 6027570)

On second thought, I bet the two of you have a lot in common...working out, teeth bleaching, taking pictures of yourself in skimpy or no clothes, living with mom, eating yogurt out of the carton, blowing goats, saving can tabs so someone can get kidney dialysis, watching Quantum Leap reruns, defending yourself on a web forum, Chili's Awesome Blossom, LJ's future unborn baby, saving paper grocery bags in that space between the fridge and the cabinet, Beethoven movies 1 thru 5, The Baconator, shaving your knuckles, taking the neighbors daughter to choir practice, using the PedEgg, acrylic nails, hand creme (and tissues), Yahtzee the game (and the saying), Rhubarb, Barbed wire, The Wire, Anything Scott Bakula was involved in, Jeff Goldblum TV shows (not the movies), tin foil recycling, The Subaru Brat, WWE, UFC, Badgirl CP posts, Googling yourself, Googling others, Googling Googlegoogle, Premium content in your pants, bikinis, body shaving, anti-wrinkle cream, pinball machine repair, rims, cutting your own hair (and others') for fun and profit, selling GRIT, used car pricing relative to Blue Book, UFO's...specifically, their percentage of fuselage to view-thru (a.k.a. window) surface, cumuls and strato-numbus cloud patterns, weekend car body repair and paint, etc etc etc

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6035350)

OK. I canceled my sex date with the creepy cougar....now I have a coffee date with a button-cute, skinny, 5-foot-1, 21-year old instead. My gosh, she's cute. And extremely liberal, and just got out of a relationship.

:evil:

Originally Posted by sedated (Post 6035380)

I said it several pages ago, I'll say it again - how can anyone give 2 f**ks about this thread anymore?

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6035350)

OK. I canceled my sex date with the creepy cougar....now I have a coffee date with a button-cute, skinny, 5-foot-1, 21-year old instead. My gosh, she's cute. And extremely liberal, and just got out of a relationship.

:evil:

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 6043171)

Here's the thing Clayton... no woman that's not either a whore or damaged is going to be ****ing random internet guys.

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6043180)

Uh, it was just a date. We weren't ****ing. LOL

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 6043171)

Here's the thing Clayton... no woman that's not either a whore or damaged is going to be ****ing random internet guys.

Originally Posted by wild1 (Post 6043394)

well, 99.9~% of "damaged" don't do that either.