You'd just get horny an hour later.
Posted via Mobile Device

Still worth it though.

Tangent: if a Great White shark eats a Chinese guy, is he hungry for another one a couple of hours later?

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zslNK2lNnxk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Is that a family guy reference from the end of the world twinky factory episode?

I was on the SDSU Aztecs message board and I mentioned how it was my birthday on Saturday and like 6 different people offered me a ticket for free to the game. It's sold out.

The first guy messaged me at 2 am and said he'd put it in will call for me. I replied back at 3 am with my info so he could put it in Will Call for me. Everyone else who responded, I said thanks, but no thanks, someone already gave me a ticket.

Fast forward to 2 days later and the guy messages me and says, "Sorry Buck, but someone else beat you to the ticket."

I was like, Mother****er, you messaged me at 2 am and I replied at 3 am and you had someone beat me to the ticket? WTF dude?

Now I doubt I can make it to the game. This ****ing sucks. Oh well, I'll just start drinking a couple hours earlier on Saturday now.

I have a,never been worn campaign T-shirt from his run. It has his funnyass face on it. Best SNL skits ever.
Collectors idem for my kid some day.

ok i just drank some shit from Stone Brewing Company. 24 oz bottle of some of the best brew i've ever had. "Stone Vertical Epic, Chapter Ten".

This beer + a few bowls = I'm on a good one and enjoying a minute on CP.

CP has lost it's Burst.

Yea, I know...REPOST




btw, my cat has the nastiest farts. :Lin:

Have a drum stick and your brain starts tickin'.....that's how it goes right? Something like that.


KFC Sucks. Worst shit i've had in a long time. Can't remember the last time it was good actually.

Mashed Potatoes are good though. So is there Biscuts. That's about it though.

A biscuit sounds delicious actually.

Mmmmm........Mashed potatoes and biscuits.......

KFC Mashed Potato Bowl. :drool:

http://www.kfc.com/menu/images/bowls_potato.jpg

Help please...don't know if this message will go through

Damn. That was exactly what I was thinking of when i wrote that post too....That's like the only thing I order from there too...

I wonder how Peyton Manning feels this week.

The only team he's ever played for is about to give him the heave-ho.

His physical ailments kept him out all year and are threatening his career.

And, now, he looks down at his (possibly former) homefield and sees two logos in the end zone: his hated rival's, and his little brother's.

If the Patriots win on his home field, he has to deal with that. While the Colts are no longer in the Pats' division, it's probably akin to if the Chiefs hosted the Super Bowl and had to watch the Broncos win it.

On the other hand, if the Giants win, he has to deal with his little brother having two Super Bowl rings while he only has one, and listen to people starting to wonder if Eli is better than him.

This week, it sucks to be Peyton, LOL.

I imagine Peyton is quite proud of his little brother and rooting hard for him. I doubt he'll be jealous to see him succeed. He can leave that kind of talk up to other people. Family is family though.

One of my little brothers is living the dream I had of being a pretty successful musician but I don't look at him with jealousy, I'm his biggest fan.

Yeah, but you weren't considered one of the greatest musicians of all time, yet only had one hit album, and now your little brother (who probably doesn't have your talent) might have two, LOL.

eh I still think you're reading too much into that particular scenario. JMO.

I like the other,Pats win is much better

Looks like throw up

You know what really grinds my gears?

When I call a business contact from my desk phone and leave a message explicitly instructing them to contact me on my cell, yet they call back on my desk phone anyway.
They do this either because they ignore the message and use caller ID or so that they can say, "blah blah tried calling you I'm ****ing lazy and suck cock blah bnlah."
Assholes
Posted via Mobile Device

Sorry man. My cell phone rang when i was listening to your message so i had to stop listening to my machine for my office phone and start listening to my cell phone and reading my text messages that i got from one of my messaging friends.

I'm hungover like a mother****er. And that mustache works on Dan's face. So I ain't mad.

JFC!! I have no ****ing doubt in mind now that everyone is taking stupid pills today!

I just had to deal w/ some moron that refused to pay for an overrun of his order because he was "not aware of such a practice". Hey, asshole... call any printing company and ask them if they bill for overruns! There's this thing called a "waste factor". In order to make up for possible waste when printing, the product is overran by 10%. It's not our fault that you told your client, (that you're reselling these things to), our estimated price for an exact quantity. If you were a REAL printing broker, you would know about these things!

Also, don't put me on speakerphone just so you can look like "Billy Badass" in front of your boss when you tell me that you will never do business with us again. I could give a shit less if you go to FedEx Kinko's. Have fun dealing w/ a different pimple-popping idiot every time you reorder.

****ing shit!!!

/rant

You ever drop a deuce and go to wipe your ass and it's like trying to clean jif creamy peanut butter from the hole of a squeezable bottle when you're trying to clean the lid? Yeah, uhh, me neither...but if you do, a word to the wise, that's gonna itch when it dries.

LMAO

Yeah, it may look like some bulimic chick's toilet, but holy hell it's good!

The Double Down Sandwich is awesome as well!

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.slashfood...dkunwchsnd.jpg

They still have those?


I figured they would have been sued for atherosclerosis already.

Yes, sir. The KFC Heart-Stopping Sandwich is still on the menu.

I have only eaten 2 in my life. The first few bites are always damn near orgasmic! But then, a few more bites in, you feel horrible about yourself for eating something so bad for you.

610 calories, btw.

I have a new dream car.

http://gallery.carreview.com/data/ca...gersrt8_08.jpg

One of our clients drives a lighter blue one with black racing stripes. I absolutely love this one though. 2010 Dodge Charger SRT8.

ran across this today, just too funny not to share.

http://springfield.craigslist.org/boa/2854597966.html

TO THE MAN HOLDING MY BOAT IN STOCKTON - $1500 (STOCKTON LEBANON)
Date: 2012-02-16, 12:00PM CST
Reply to: tggtt-2854597966@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Hey this is doug from lebanon. I lost your number and my taxes are due in next week. please call me 417-718-3832 Im the man who had the tree fall on me

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/...est=latestnews

Russian scientists resurrected a 30,000 year old plant and it's perfectly healthy and it's fertile. That's just ****ing cool.

http://tdwgeeks.files.wordpress.com/...f8a82054aa.png

Where's Waldo??

He's there. I know where he is, but who will be the first cper to find him?

My guess, none of you trolls.


EDIT: This is some dude's painting. Where's Waldo on Tattooine.

Just ****ing great.

I don't see Waldo, but I see a man in a suit that looks completely out of place.

This is my first post ever in this random 4+k thread & I have nothing of importance or of interesting to say.

Well, has it been mentioned Cassel sucks? I will say that then. Cassel SUCKS.

I have absolutly nothing to say.

Oh just increased my post count good for me :D

How the hell does a New Orleans style Cajun restaurant run out of shrimp etouffee?

That is the Doctor.

I don't see Waldo but I see the Tardis, the Doctor, Kirk, Spock and McCoy.

There's lots more randoms than just those guys. And waldo.

No way Waldo is in that picture.

Oh, he's there. Trust me. He's there.

That's just it. I don't trust you.

And that's why you're always wrong.

You girls quit fighting or I'll turn this car around.
Posted via Mobile Device

I see him. Just over looked him the first time.

The only thing red in that picture is in the bottom left, and Waldo is not part of it.

1 million in casino cash to the 1st person to post the picture and point him out. I can't fricken find him.

Look to right of the .

e

n

g

The answer is in your rep messages. Now i expect my 1 million in cash.

Apparently you have to be on something to see him?

i

What rep message?

He's obvious once you see him.

Hint: He's in the bottom 10/11th's of the picture.

trollolololololo

I better get some god damned answers before I go off the deep end.

LMAO

And I'm not wasting any more time on the picture. Tell me, or otherwise I just won't believe you.

I'd tell you. But i know for 100% fact you'd give it away.

I found that little rat-bastard in just a few seconds. :D

Ha, just found him after I saw your post :)

Dang he is right there in plane sight can't miss him.

ROFL

WTF is going on here?

:shrug:

BTW Waldo is right between Chewbacca and that elephant guy.

Oh wait, he's not in the first picture, I guess that's part of the joke.

http://i1260.photobucket.com/albums/...yturnnowp1.gif

Be sure to feed your dog before logging on the computer.

:doh!: Damn it, Bugeater.

LMAO

Lumpy you little photoshopper you....


Yes, he IS in the first pic. Noone has found him yet though.

Hint: You can see him better in the second one, if you ignore the photoshopped head Waldo. :)

o:-)

I don't believe you on this one. :p I enlarged that photo and couldn't find him. Unless Waldo is dressed up as a Wookiee or a Stormtrooper, he's not there.

LMAO

2 million now... 2 mil in C-Cash for the 1st one to post the pic with waldo pointed out or circled. I'm getting pissed goddammit.
Posted via Mobile Device

uhhh...

https://twitter.com/#!/ulises_f/stat...05426656215042

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1ytCEuuW2_A" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>