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Hammock Parties 08-04-2009 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5948292)
Was it a dude or a 14 year old girl?


One of these is going to end very badly for you.


They're almost as flaky as the creepy ****s that try to get blowjobs in the woods from people they don't know from the internet
Shut the **** up.

DaKCMan AP 08-04-2009 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5947266)
It's pretty cool bro. I'm going to get dozens of blowjobs this year.

Mood: STOKED
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5947292)
I'm gonna **** her, too. Don't fret.

Blowjobs are a little more convenient, though.
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5948183)
see you pillowbiters later

time to get blown
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5948281)
God dammit.
History repeats itself.. and none of us are surprised. Loser.

kstater 08-04-2009 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5948298)
Shut the **** up.
There was a great deal of truthiness in his post.

wild1 08-04-2009 07:52 PM
Look at the bright side, he could have given you herpes or something.

dirk digler 08-04-2009 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5948291)
OK, so I went to the gym, parked, waited....waited....got out of my car....waited...waited....8:30 rolls around, she's not ****ing there, I go in the gym and work out for 15 ****ing minutes, she's still not ****ing there, **** this, I'm leaving, what the ****, seriously, 21-year old girls are flaky as ****, jesus ****ing christ.
LMAO

Hammock Parties 08-04-2009 07:53 PM
This girl WILL be blowing me. No doubt in my mind.

But...****. Jesus Christ. Show the **** up when you say you're gonna.

dirk digler 08-04-2009 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5948307)
This girl WILL be blowing me. No doubt in my mind.

But...****. Jesus Christ. Show the **** up when you say you're gonna.
No she isn't. Maybe you should try a real relationship instead of trying to get random blow jobs by gay guys

Hammock Parties 08-04-2009 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by dirk digler (Post 5948311)
No she isn't. Maybe you should try a real relationship instead of trying to get random blow jobs by gay guys
Yes she is. The bitch is real. One of her equally flaky girlfriends probably called or something.

DaKCMan AP 08-04-2009 07:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5948307)
This girl WILL be blowing me. No doubt in my mind.

But...****. Jesus Christ. Show the **** up when you say you're gonna.
Says the loser who continually cries wolf..

dirk digler 08-04-2009 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5948318)
Yes she is. The bitch is real. One of her equally flaky girlfriends probably called or something.
She is only real in your imagination.

I am trying to help you out here, go get a real girlfriend and get all the blow jobs you want.

Katipan 08-04-2009 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by dirk digler (Post 5948311)
No she isn't. Maybe you should try a real relationship instead of trying to get random blow jobs by gay guys
Seriously Clay, they're pretty fun.

There's this whole discovery process.... Theres the private battle between sexes when you really don't yet know how far you will go together... There's the whole this girl's mouth may not have just been on some other cock in the past hour thing...

dirk digler 08-04-2009 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5948323)
Seriously Clay, they're pretty fun.

There's this whole discovery process.... Theres the private battle between sexes when you really don't yet know how far you will go together... There's the whole this girl's mouth may not have just been on some other cock in the past hour thing...
Sounds like you have alot of personal experience :)

wild1 08-04-2009 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by dirk digler (Post 5948322)
She is only real in your imagination.

I am trying to help you out here, go get a real girlfriend and get all the blow jobs you want.
That's not really how it works. :eek:

Pablo 08-04-2009 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5948323)
Seriously Clay, they're pretty fun.

There's this whole discovery process.... Theres the private battle between sexes when you really don't yet know how far you will go together... There's the whole this girl's mouth may not have just been on some other cock in the past hour thing...
WHA????? Half the fun of random skeezy blowjobs is wondering what kind of diseases this chick is gonna give you...oh..and if she swallows. It's always a big guessing game til the moment cums..

Katipan 08-04-2009 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by dirk digler (Post 5948329)
Sounds like you have alot of personal experience :)
I've had 1 or 2 relationships.


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