:LOL:

Ever wonder about how a blind man knows when he's done wiping? Does his seeing eye dog bark once for clean TP and twice for keep wiping? Does the poor guy have to do a smell test? These are questions only Saul good can answer, yet he would rather make up little stories.

Funny little stories albeit.

I cringed at first but chuckled once or twice. Hootie's would have been similar but laced with more descriptive insults (original ones like "mother ****er) and cop jokes (original ones involving donuts). I give you a 519. But that's because your post is like a butterface.

That was fantastic.

Simply amazing. I can't top Saul, he's just better than me.

"webelos" LMAO

I feel like Saul is going to lock down 2013 Poster of the Year with this thing before training camp even starts.

Outstanding, sir.

We all know that. You really don't need to keep saying it.

There's no shame in that. I have to live with the fact that Frazod and JDiddy are funnier than I would be.

P.S. The mods can lick my taint.

Every time I see that banner ad at the bottom that says "These women don't want young men....they want you" I die a little inside.

Please link to encounter between Hootie and CC that I missed.

I need some lols.

Does anyone have a link to the thread where cc have hootie the infractions? There are about a dozen threads that deal with the aftermath, and it seems like they were all 1,000+ post threads, but I don't know that I've ever read the original.

Also, the thread where Clay was acting as a relay interpreter for hootie during the ban and posted the manifesto was maybe the greatest thing this board has ever seen (until Phobia deleted the manifesto).

Also, if anyone...Clay...has a link to the deleted parts, that would be worth posting.

New posters should be required to pass a quiz over that ordeal before they can start new threads.

I'm 2nd best. What are you?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qUaU7YkwXc...600/jethro.jpg

What's that supposed to mean, Uncle Saul Good?????????

He's calling you a n00b

Yeah, passing a quiz would be very helpful in terms of catching on to what is going on around here. Some sort of study guide would be even more helpful.

study guide = Hall of Classics