Originally Posted by Red Dawg (Post 14125539)

All the happy ending talk is bullshit. He was in for 15 minutes. Thats to short of time for a massage. He went there for a Chinese girl thats doesn't speak english to jerk him off.

Originally Posted by TribalElder (Post 14125245)

Originally Posted by Red Dawg (Post 14125539)

All the happy ending talk is bullshit. He was in for 15 minutes. Thats to short of time for a massage. He went there for a Chinese girl thats doesn't speak english to jerk him off.

Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 14125028)

Sure, but how does Kraft or any other dude not involved in the operation actually know that?

And the "happy ending" at an asian massage parlor is so incredibly common it's a cultural reference. Literally in the Urban Dictionary.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...Happy%20ending


Happy ending

When a massouse feels inclined to finish your session w/ oral sex or manual release (usually for an extra twenty dollars)

"I was in china town getting a rubdown and the girl gave me a happy ending; is that cheating on my wife?"

Originally Posted by SAUTO (Post 14125562)

Well if a girl is 46 and 59 years old...

Originally Posted by Red Dawg (Post 14125539)

All the happy ending talk is bullshit. He was in for 15 minutes. Thats to short of time for a massage. He went there for a Chinese girl thats doesn't speak english to jerk him off.

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 14125566)

A Hot Carl is also in UD, as is an Alabama Hot Pocket. Dunno if I'd call those cultural references or common.

Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 14125634)

That may be the most disappointing part of this story. :D

Then again he is 77 so those are much younger women.

Originally Posted by SAUTO (Post 14125689)

His girlfriend is younger than them. Lol

Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 14125705)

Yea but she is probably giving him the gift cards to the spa. Outsourcing the work.

Originally Posted by suzzer99 (Post 14125654)

I'd be surprised if many happy ending massages last longer.

I remember a woman on Howard Stern talking about how she prides herself on giving real massages then happy ending. She was licensed and everything. She definitely didn't make that sound like a common practice.

She said she'd either jerk the guys off or titty **** them - which she described in vivid detail. I had to sit in my car for a few minutes to let things settle down before going into work.

Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 14125717)

My on/off gf does massages.

Only had a guy offer to pay extra for a rub and tug once. He then finished in her sheets while getting dressed.

In his defense, she’s pretty hot.

Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 14125746)

So you paid your GF for a rub and she still said no to a tug?