Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you were a ****ing weirdo
You'd make up shit like this too

Roses are dead
Violets are too
On the web Cave got head
In real life, a sock filled with goo
Even after he got outed
A lot of bullshit he still spouted

I know every time I'm about to get a piece of tail I log onto ChiefsPlanet.

Chicks get so turned on by guys who surf the web right before the spread.

Makes you wonder how much time does someone really have to tap ass when their post count is 300k? You know these liberal skanks aren’t just throwing themselves at a hidden gem. They are sure as hell ugly AF though.

How the **** did I miss this gem.

I missed it to but just read the whole thing absolutely amazing. This is the type of stuff we need during the off-season

Cave and his girlfriend in present day

https://futureofsex.net/wp-content/u...antos.png.webp

This thread is the gift that keeps on giving.

i was literally on CP 5 minutes before i got laid yesterday LMAO

Where will Cave the creator claim to be this NYE?

Maybe Ibiza with Elizabeth Hurley. Easy to find her photos online. ROFL

Let's see his passport. Hahaha

I bet he doesn't even have one.

Yeah Cave show your passport so you can prove it.

I think he’s supposed to go to Greece next. Probably gonna take the feedback from this board to better cover his tracks next time.

In all fairness though, Billay was too

Some of the chicks I know would let me film it and post the ****ing stream on here. Especially if mother****ers paid for it

Though she comes from the small town of Potpucker...

That two timing bitch!!! She told me she had to meet with her publicist.

What a coincidence.

Sounds like you know a lot of skanks.

Greece now off the table.

It’ll be too cold in October and the gf is doing a CO yoga retreat with her bi-curious bestie.

Needless to say, I’d be cool with a hall pass if they FaceTime me.

Will you be getting foot massages from dolphins and being waited on hand and flipper by aliens for your down time?

This is just getting sadder and sadder.

You truly are one outstanding citizen. "I'm cool with watching online, a little spank n' crank before I go to bed alone..."

Greece is beautiful.



I was just looking at the Wikipedia article and pics the other day.

First truthful thing hes said in the thread, to be fair.

Lmao, ok, Cave.

It's too cold for Cave, the shrinkage factor comes into play you see.

is a real visit to branson worth more than a fake visit to greece?

As long as you don't ride the duck boats.

Lmao high 70’s is too cold for you? September to November is the best time to go Greece.

1:00 mark.

https://youtu.be/96LgRmOF9_o

Whoa, found another picture of Cave Johnson's girlfriend. Quite cute.

https://i.imgur.com/noPJo7w_d.webp?m...idelity=medium

Greece is gorgeous. Been to both Corfu and Rhodes. Loved every minute of both. Went to both in my younger days during my four year Navy career.

RIP Fisty.

Cave said he wants to see The statue of Diagoras in Rhodes.

I'm there now. Here is a pic from my hotel. You can tell I'm not lying because the picture even says Greece on it.


https://s27363.pcdn.co/wp-content/up...pg.optimal.jpg

She sure did pick up a nice tan in Belize

His mom or “girlfriend” doesn’t pay For his shit, BetaMaX-Factor

Spectacular views!

The water. The sky. Peeking in on that family having dinner.

Ronnie Seikley is from greece

I'm there right now with 50 of my worldwide contacts!

LMAOLMAO

I can't wait for Cave to claim that he saw the Colossus of Rhodes.

I would go to Greece, but no longer having gladiator fights, what's the point?

That's Rome, you dolt.

Pussy is not a hot commodity. Someone in your family could read this and give me pussy just because they don't like you

i'll give you some manpussy

Is your girlfriend a ****ing salamander? In October, Athens has an average high of 68 degrees and very rarely is it below 59.

I called my sources in Belize and verified that Cave does, in fact, have a girlfriend there. I've been to Belize as well and it is the most beautiful place. A must-go.

Belize Navidad!

That’s what I’ve been thinking but I wanted to bump it at Christmas, Damn IT. ROFL

Why did this loser piece of shit start deleting pictures now? OnlyFans slut threaten to block you Crave?

Imagine being this ****ing delusional. Fess up, blowup doll boi!!

Lmmfaoooooooo, crave is twisting himself up like a pretzel doing damage control. What a butt****ing reerun!

He didn’t have the mods do it, so he’s no MeatPeeker (Claynus)

"Hey babe, i posted your ass pics on the internet and those butt****ing morons didn't even think it was real"

"YOU ****ING DID WHAT? YOU POSTED MY NUDES ON THE INTERNET? YOU BUTT ****ING MORON!!!" /click

This is why you don’t lie about getting Putang.

https://images.ladbible.com/thumbnai...y=70&width=648

Not a ****ing chance in hell an actual woman said that.

"Yeah babe, i was showing your ass off to hundreds of horny, strange weirdos."

"Oh that's nice dear. Tell them they wouldn't know what to do with me".

Either you made that shit up or you're the 179th dick she's sucked this year.

Heh, I almost quoted that the other day when browsing the thread.... not even trying to act like it's someone else. Not just the first part, but the "secure men" is total projection of the whole alpha/beta bullshit.

LMAO

Cave I already got the pics saved u bitch you

Crave, Crave, Crave is a liar
Dumb as he can be…
Didn’t go to Belize

I got a pic of me wearing her panties while licking caves ASS

I miss him

Is that the one you DMd me? I thought there was a donkey in that picture also??

Any truth to the rumor Cave and Manti Te’o date the same woman?

Does Cave bleach?

It’s time to confirm that cravejohnson isn’t lying. I’ve met her. She’s real.


A few years back I power washed a tonsil stone off of her throat, and she tipped me an extra fiddy.

You wouldn't know what to do with that butthole

don't do it, cave!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FbXXSq8X...pg&name=medium

Damn Crave, how’s it feel when even Clay can rightfully roast your bitch ass?

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Crave is getting hammered you all are relentless. I love it lol.

cave hitting that dance floor this weekend

https://64.media.tumblr.com/7a1cec01...jjao2_250.gifv

Only thing Crave is gonna be hitting is CVS for some more hand lotion

And the back of The Catches throat

He deleted the photos?

What is next? He will pull a Clay and ask for the thread to he deleted?