One of the new beers I tried tonight has rosemary in it. Bleh!!
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What the hell is Rosemary doing in your beer? Get her outa there!!!
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Last night, one of the 20 year old bartenders at the cafe flirted at me. She likes older men and asked me how old I am. I told her I am 47 and she raised an eyebrow, leaned a bit closer and said, "Ohhhh." I thought to myself, stop that mess, little girl. I know what you're trying to do.
I have a good rep in this little village and don't need to ruin it being labeled a cradle robber. Maybe i'll ask her today if her mom is single. Odds are 50-50 that mom is hot, too, right? |
:: chuckle :: Go for it.
Sounds like a damn hoot.. continue having fun for the rest of us.. ;) |
Thanks, I am having a great time. My brother took my picture by a bus outside a monastery we visited built back in 1148. I was making a face and pointing at a sign on the bus reading: TURISTFART. Yep, this tourist has been doing that! In Danish fart means speed or journey and in our rental car, the cruise control is the fart pilot.
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You can also ask a waitress for some hummer and not get slapped, since it means lobster. You can also step on a klit and not ruin a date, since it means hill!
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CRADLE ROBBER? That's a 20 year old grown woman you're talking about Fast Eddie!!! Man, FORGET her mom... I'm telling you RIGHT NAO, if you don't come back with a steaming hot story about this young lady, well then mister... YOU AND I WILL BE ON HARSH TERMS:mad: |
You still feeling OK man? How is everything going health wise?
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Hi, thanks for asking. I feel really good today, in fact, the best I've felt since arriving in Denmark back on May 5th. I slept more soundly last night than I have since arriving as well. With my colon cancer, I have been rudely awakened at night for months now feeling like I could dump a pound or two out, and only pass about a teaspoon of bloody goop. Last night, I didn't wake up until 6:30 am and had to take a big leak since we had some fine brews last night while watching an Eddie Murphy marathon on Danish TV. Haven't seen 48 Hours in a long, long time and it is still a riot.
Today, we have a VERY cool lunch planned for us. We're going to Lindholm Hoje where they unearthed an Iron Age village in the 1920s and there is a chef there who looks very much the part of the old days Viking. He's going to give us a tour of the grounds and museum after we feast. Man, I want to go pillaging Saxons today, too! My Viking ancestors are calling out to me! |
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Ed the inner Viking would have pillaged that 20 year old.
Enjoying the updates sounds like a great time. So that feast will be lamb leg and grog with horn hat on the top knot? |
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I want to pillage her rotten, believe me! The feast was Ffffffffabulous today! The Viking chef opened our beers with his sword and explained each item on the long board upon which is was served. We had smoked salmon, marinated herring, a smoked cream cheese sauce for the fish, a pork pate, salami made with venison, a pork sausage, sliced smoked beef, two fresh baked breads, cabbage made like sauerbraten but sweeter, and smoked cheese. I'm stuffed and happy.
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Damn, I wish I was doing some pillaging.
God speed, Sir Ed. |
The strangest thing I've eaten over here so far was surprisingly good, but it sounds like it should be terrible. At the butcher shop we got a smoked summer sausage flavored with licorice, and it was terrific.
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I just had a shot of the foulest liquor I have ever tasted. It is German, 58% alcohol, called Ratzepulz and I have dubbed it Rats Piss and Oven Cleaner. My God, it is hideous! It still burns in my gut a little. Errrrfff!
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Rat piss and oven cleaner. Patent that shit man. ROFL.
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Rumple Minze From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Rumple Minze is a German-style liqueur brand, best known for their peppermint schnapps. The brand is owned by the alcoholic beverage holding company Diageo, based in London.<sup id="cite_ref-diageo.com_1-0" class="reference">[1]</sup> The Rumple Minze peppermint liquor has a strong candy-cane taste, and it has a high alcohol content at 50% alcohol by volume, (100 proof), compared to the 40% (or 80 proof) of most liquors. It is commonly served chilled, straight up (in some cases as a digestif<sup id="cite_ref-2" class="reference">[2]</sup>) or it can also be mixed to form various cocktails. Rumple Minze was rated a 95 (out of a possible 100) by the Beverage Tasting Institute.<sup id="cite_ref-diageo.com_1-1" class="reference">[1]</sup> The top market for this product is the United States. The success of their peppermint schnapps has led Rumple Minze to release two new flavors which include a berry flavored liqueur and a lime flavored liqueur, both of which are 100 proof. The logo on the front of the bottle is a picture of a double-headed golden eagle. This symbol is a reference to the German coat of arms. http://www.thegrocerygirls.com/media...apps-750ml.jpg |
Rumple Minze is awesome on a really cold day.
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[QUOTE=GloryDayz;11512699]Same stuff?????????????
Rumple Minze From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Rumple Minze is a German-style liqueur brand, best known for their peppermint schnapps. The brand is owned by the alcoholic beverage holding company Diageo, based in London.<sup id="cite_ref-diageo.com_1-0" class="reference">[1]</sup> The Rumple Minze peppermint liquor has a strong candy-cane taste, and it has a high alcohol content at 50% alcohol by volume, (100 proof), compared to the 40% (or 80 proof) of most liquors. It is commonly served chilled, straight up (in some cases as a digestif<sup id="cite_ref-2" class="reference">[2]</sup>) or it can also be mixed to form various cocktails. Rumple Minze was rated a 95 (out of a possible 100) by the Beverage Tasting Institute.<sup id="cite_ref-diageo.com_1-1" class="reference">[1]</sup> The top market for this product is the United States. The success of their peppermint schnapps has led Rumple Minze to release two new flavors which include a berry flavored liqueur and a lime flavored liqueur, both of which are 100 proof. The logo on the front of the bottle is a picture of a double-headed golden eagle. This symbol is a reference to the German coat of arms. This is nicht Rumpleminz. I like peppermint. This shit Ratzepulz burns like hot sauce and tastes like hell. It took 2 hours for me to shake the aftertaste, even with a beer chaser. In other news, I am chatting at 5 hot 20 year olds, 3 of whom work at the cafe. I asked if their moms are single and they thought that was hilarious. I am watching them drink wine, daquiris, and cosmos. It could get funny in here really quickly! |
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I would also like to see said chicks.
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Come on Ed your killing us back here. We demand pictures anything. Oh and with rain you usually get nippy gals. remember these 20 year olds live for the pics and selfies.
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FAST EDDIE IS ON THE PROWL :evil:
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I used the ipad to capture this one last night. The brunette is Amalia and the blonde is Ninna.
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Next, I will try to get pics of Anna Longlegs and Gitte, who is the most beautiful of the bunch.
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Here you go! This is the exquisite Gitte.
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Anna Longlegs, but she bending over, which is also quite nice.
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Ninna again in a selfie with my brother Darron.
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Damn. Just damn.
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Meatloaf is wonderin' if we'll ever see Lonewolf Ed again in the good ol' US of A......the lad may have found the Motherlode!!!
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Ed you magnificent bastard that's what we are talking about. Keep them coming for us statesiders.
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Tall blonde Nordics as far as the eye can see, gonna have to visit that nation one of these days.
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There is live music tonight at the cafe, a duo called Acoustic Heaven, and the blonde who is setting up to play has jeans so tight that there is no question about her gender!
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I had the most delicious porter tonight. It was Danish from Willebroe brewery and made with a strong black licorice. The body and mouth feel of the beer was almost meaty. The balance was exquisite and it was smooth from start to finish, and had a kick, 9.8% alcohol. I savored every sip!
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Oh, and don't tell my docs... I washed my blood pressure med down with brown ale!
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Thought of you the other day. No particular reason or trigger that I remember. Keep on rocking on. |
Don't know a thing about that Anna chick but I'd put a ring on that
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Looks like you are having a good time! Enjoy the scenery! Maybe you could work out some sympathy sex from some of those hotties...
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That would be terrific! I can't get any of that in the States, either. I'd feel much better if I did get me some of that sympathy lovin'. Hell, I'd settle for topless pics in my email at this point!
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I am not certain, but I think there is a brothel in the seedier part of Aalborg, but nothing like that up here in the north where it's farmland, little villages, and beach resort towns. They do have lots of ads for escorts in the back of a local newspaper, though!
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Hey, all... don't tell my doc, but I've had 10 beers today. I'm *hiccup* feeling fine, but I couldn't drive anywhere now to save my nuts.
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Have that nice girl give you a lift home. |
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Mucho-jelly here. |
Yeah, but I'm also gassy as a rhino and not fit company for humans now! LMAO
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My liver must still be working fine. No hang over today!
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But if you wanted to, whats to keep you from just staying over there for good... could you arrange for medical care? |
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