Don't get so mad. You're talking to a bunch of guys who love porn pics and the sluts who pose in them.

No big deal. Go with the flow.

Heh. Duck is horny and looking to score.

Wow. Talk about unfortunate. Ms. Tynes is starting to show up all over the place.

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comm...IDLink=3353317

Once again, NO I DID NOT POST THIS AS I DO NOT EVEN HAVE A FARK ACCOUNT.

Thats what I tell the chicks when I 'accidently' stick it in the 'wrong hole'.

Edit: I hear that is also what GOATSE says when he 'accidently' slips and rapes some dude in the ass in a locker room too.

What's she bitching about? We spared her the insults of Iowanian. She got the easy treatment. It could have been much worse.

This thread was long gone before this woman dug it up and bumped it.

Yikes.

Some of you guys are pretty harsh, tho. You'll be hearing from my lawyers if I hear from anyone's lawyer.

LMAO

What do we have to do to get this thread stickied?

Um, just a heads up Linda. Around here, if you are leaving and not ever going to come back, you MUST start a thread about it.

Thanks,

Bwana

Seriously? I guess that means I'm all ****ed up. That's what I get for being late to the party...

Good luck - Larry is probably googling his nam also. When he sees that you said he was married to Kirstie you will be hearing from his lawyer.:D

LOL!

Linda is probably trying to get child support from his as we speak

Did Linda leave at around quitting time? If so, does that mean she is only getting on from work?

i call bullsh*t

if you google her name, this is the first thing that pops up. last updated...12/1/2007

ModelingPage.com

it appears your daughter is still very involved in the business my lady

She is quite celebrated as well:

Quote from http://www.modelingpage.com/mypage.cfm/ID/4601

Man, if I can make $75 an hour I'm totally getting a page on that site. I wonder if there is much demand for hairy fatheads?

UH OH!!! Call the ghos.....err Lawyers! There is an unofficial myspace page using her pictures!!

http://www.myspace.com/kirstietynes

Also, check out the top friend of the site.... isnt that one of the orange skinned freaks from jersey?

Edit: Save you some time... check him out, he is a straight up balla'
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...&friendid=3011

Only rooms i ever really check out are this one and the media center as i am a gaming dork. I never knew that one existed. hah

She should get that massive bifurcated growth on her back taken care of. It really detracts from the background pic on that link. Bleech.

So, this girl sells pictures of herself on cocks?

Oh, clocks. My bad.

Wait, I'm 25, and you just told me I'm in middle age.

Ok, so I just found out I'm going to die at 50, and you are bitching about photos on the Internet? I just lost 30 years off my life expectancy, thanks to you, you heartless c*nt.

What am I supposed to tell my baby mamas??

This whole thread is bullshit. But entertaining.

Your whole life is bullshit. But sad.

I SLASH MY WRISTS

WE WISH

there goes your sex life

Alas, Bob Dole just checked and he doesn't have an email from Ms. Venison to share with everyone.

I'd like to hire Miss Tynes. Who should I contact if I wish to pay her $75 an hour? If I had her pose as if she were doing drywall work, would she actually do the drywall? This is an important question.

Damn. That could have been rich.

They're also hilarious.

Man, it's just not fair when you're pushed out of the workplace just because you got knocked up.

I do, however, know of some ahem classy websites that pay top dollar to pregnant (or pseudo-pregnant) ladies for a few hours' work. Let me know, aight?

If she can get the drywall as flat as her chest you'd be in business.

You would need to clarify what you mean by "do the drywall".

Her stance on nudity and sexual acts is very clear...

Threads like these keep bringing me back to Chiefsplanet.

Yeah. No matter how full of reeruns this place may be, we occasionally end up pulling in bigger, funnier reeruns to pick apart piece by piece.

It's kind of like "Survivor: reerun Island".

Except instead of getting voted off, losers make "I'm leaving forever" threads.

maybe you should have spent a little more time talking to her when she was younger about not putting faux-pRon photos of herself on the internet. maybe she wouldn't have changed her "weekend name" to Cinnemon and have brass pole burns.

Someday, the Milfhunter will have you both online in a 2fer.

This is gonna get good now.

Lib Cum Dumpster LMAO

i know there isn't ever a thread of the year thing on here, but there's no way this can be topped

unless of course Kirstie's boyfriend gets on here and makes a new thread telling us he would whoop our ass if we ever met face to face

Her myspace fan page is still open...

The boss man requested I change my avatar so Emma's picture wouldnt be hosted on the CP server. You've won this round Linda but this is far from over! :cuss:

Link to it in your signature and title it

"Fisting for Dollars"

Now now now, there's no need to get upset. Oh, pardon my manners. My name is stumppy. Why don't you kick back, take your shirt off and let's get to know each other.

No cant do that to an innocent little girl. That would be good for Kirstie though. LMAO

Wait a minute - you're going about this backwards. You aren't supposed to hit on women FROM ChiefsPlanet. You're supposed to bring your girlfriends to us.

I'm still trying to figure out why she's posing with cro-magnon woman.

http://www.modelingpage.com/models/4..._Leah_0079.jpg

Did Linda Vinson, really come to a Chiefs fan site, and insult us, while slandering us by saying the defaming phrase "a team that sucks".

I'm going to tell American Hero and get his lawfirm on the job!


Posting pics of the little girl is over the top.....



This gal is attractive, but she's a long, long ways from Paymoneytoseeher hot.

I'm logging out before someone starts posting about a chicken pecking corn through a fence and getting the site in REAL trouble.

She's not even that hot. I don't understand why someone would want a Kirstie Tynes poster.

LMAO LMAO thats mean

Not necessarily. She would be perfect for a Geico commercial.

She's about 8 points higher on the 1-10 scale than anybody not related to you that you'll see naked (in person).

To make herself look more attractive, you knob. That gal could be an alien on Star Trek without any makeup.

Only 8?

She's not even close to an 8.

I gave him credit for being a peeper.

Because she hasn't had $6000 of silicone pumped into her chest? Please. She's an "8" on anybody's scale who doesn't live in Orange County.

I see hotter chicks at the grocery store.

Nah she is a 6 at best for me. I don't like flat chested women

I thought you were only talking about women.

Phil...busted!

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/8...b388e62fi7.jpg

Yes!

.

Too bad they don't notice you.

Linda Davinson
 

I just spent an hour looking for a linda d on goggle and all I can come up with is her raising cats, but I'll be damned if I can find one pussy picture of hers at all on the web.

Unless you've found a judge willing to consider a Motion for Change in Facts (to this point, I have yet to find this judge, please guide me on point should he/she suddenly appear), your sister could be Jesus Christ himself and still be pissing into the wind.

It never ceases to amaze me how many people think the mere utterance of the word 'lawyer' will suddenly change how the law is applied.

If you honest-to-god have a lawyer and said lawyer is advising you that you have a case worth pursuing, I suggest 2 things:

1) Run a credit report on said lawyer, I'd imagine he has a boat or something that needs to be paid off.

2) Barring said outstanding expense, get yourself a new lawyer, your current model sucks <insert standard 'absent on the day they taught law in law school' joke here>.

Weak.



As for our other worthy participants, this thread rocks my face off. Carry on.

Ooops!

Forgot you had the kid and not the girl!

Oh, much obliged.

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5...anscopyvj5.jpg

Try searching google.com instead of goggle.

Nice GoChiefs.

I just submitted the photo along with an explanation/links to these threads. Hopefully the guy who runs that site has the same sick sense of humor we do. :evil:

Damn, she does have a great ass. :drool:

Gochiefs isn't attracted to her.

omg

LMAO

Best I can do.

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2264/tynesrw0.jpg

Who said I wasn't attracted to her? She's a reasonably good looking girl with a good figure. She just isn't a knockout.

You'd soil yourself if she looked down her nose at your neighbor. Your entire head would explode if she let you bring her fries.

She reminds of Kim Raver from "24" (though a much younger version).

I'd kindly give her a Walrus but she's not my "type".

Hmm. Correct name, correct location. Is it her?

http://www.genealogy.com/users/m/o/o.../0010photo.jpg

Why yes it is! And here are several more of said family:

[Link removed you sickos]

This thread has regained it's burst.