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Hammock Parties 06-23-2007 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!
Way... way... WAY out of your league.

Um, DUH.

Fire Me Boy! 06-23-2007 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs
That's interesting, because I thought she looked best in that pic.

And I'll watch shitty movies with HER any day. :D

I thought the third was her best, but liked the second pretty well, too. She certainly is attractive.

I like the red head/pale type. And freckles are cute, too.

Fire Me Boy! 06-23-2007 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs
Um, DUH.

ROFL

Just makin' sure we're on the same page here.

Bugeater 06-23-2007 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Either he has $, or he's hung like a Buick.

Fire Me Boy! 06-23-2007 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Carlson the Bugeater
Either he has $, or he's hung like a Buick.

I'm goin' with money.

88TG88 06-23-2007 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!
I'm goin' with money.

ROFL ROFL
thats wrong

blueballs 06-23-2007 02:30 PM

owns property in Hawaii
if not money now
will be

PinkFloyd 06-23-2007 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs
68% Match and looks like Angelina Jolie!!!!!

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/1...0603166jp2.jpg


That is by far --- and without a doubt --- A MAN !!!!!

Hammock Parties 06-23-2007 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Pinkfloyd
That is by far --- and without a doubt --- A MAN !!!!!

I'm attracted to it. :shrug:

Fire Me Boy! 06-23-2007 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs
I'm attracted to it. :shrug:

She does look like she could be Angelina Jolie's older, dumpier, and I can't believe I'm saying this -- skankier -- sister.

Bwana 06-23-2007 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!
She does look like she could be Angelina Jolie's older, dumpier, and I can't believe I'm saying this -- skankier -- sister.

And without question could suck a golf ball through a garden house. :spock:

Fire Me Boy! 06-23-2007 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana
And without question could suck a golf ball through a garden house. :spock:

Which always sounded to me like NOT a good blowjob.

Stewie 06-23-2007 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
I'll bet he's having dessert at the Y right now.

It's way beyond lunch... so fish tacos it is!

SPchief 06-23-2007 03:31 PM

I wonder if luv is getting any right now?

Bwana 06-23-2007 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!
Which always sounded to me like NOT a good blowjob.

It's only a good thing if one is into visiting the ER. LMAO

Victim of lady Shopvac: "yeah doc, can you sew this back on?"

ER Doc: "WTF!?"

Hammock Parties 06-23-2007 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!
She does look like she could be Angelina Jolie's older, dumpier, and I can't believe I'm saying this -- skankier -- sister.

Her other pics are weird:

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3...0602777ix6.jpg

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/5...0602550hl3.jpg

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1...1595061vt0.jpg

Fire Me Boy! 06-23-2007 03:36 PM

The last one's not bad, but that first one is HIDEOUS!

Hammock Parties 06-23-2007 03:36 PM

C'mon, look at those torpedos. She needs to go brunette though.

The Franchise 06-23-2007 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

At least it looks like she has huge tits.

convict1983 06-23-2007 03:38 PM

Its not like you are going to meet any of these girls anyways so why bother? It seems like you are too chicken $hit.

Fire Me Boy! 06-23-2007 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs
C'mon, look at those torpedos. She needs to go brunette though.

Those look too big to me... and there is NO WAY she can pull off the "just got out of church" look.

GoHuge 06-23-2007 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23
At least it looks like she has huge tits.

Those teeth look like they could be dangerous!

The Franchise 06-23-2007 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!
Those look too big to me... and there is NO WAY she can pull off the "just got out of church" look.


Give me your man card.....now. lol

The Franchise 06-23-2007 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by GoHuge39
Those teeth look like they could be dangerous!


She had teeth? I didn't notice...

PinkFloyd 06-23-2007 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by luv
If that's all he flew here for, the he can fly his ass elsewhere. Don't think I won't let him know that if it comes down to it tomorrow. Now as far as the next day, the sheets are fair game...

Now thats more like it girl...

Fire Me Boy! 06-23-2007 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by GoHuge39
Those teeth look like they could be dangerous!

Yeah, because the golf ball wouldn't do enough damage to the water hose.

Stewie 06-23-2007 03:41 PM

GC. Step away from the computer and go outside. There are women everywhere. Some may even give in to you.

Bwana 06-23-2007 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!
Yeah, because the golf ball wouldn't do enough damage to the water hose.

LMAO

Hammock Parties 06-23-2007 03:43 PM

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=snazzyseg

Mmmm. Pristine.

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/9...3635990oj3.jpg

convict1983 06-23-2007 03:43 PM

You are sad.

Fire Me Boy! 06-23-2007 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by fightclub1983
You are sad.

A true dis, considering the source.

convict1983 06-23-2007 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!
A true dis, considering the source.

Hahaha considering the source??? You guys are lurking on dating websites ROFL :shake: :shake:

Hammock Parties 06-23-2007 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by fightclub1983
Hahaha considering the source??? You guys are lurking on dating websites ROFL :shake: :shake:

Internet dating is becoming more and more popular. There's nothing like learning all kinds of things about people before you actually meet them face to face. It's more efficient.

convict1983 06-23-2007 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs
Internet dating is becoming more and more popular. There's nothing like learning all kinds of things about people before you actually meet them face to face. It's more efficient.

Haha yeah, but the key word there is "dating". Will you actually date any of these girls??? Ummm no ROFL

Hammock Parties 06-23-2007 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by fightclub1983
Haha yeah, but the key word there is "dating". Will you actually date any of these girls??? Ummm no ROFL

Why not?

Fire Me Boy! 06-23-2007 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by fightclub1983
Hahaha considering the source??? You guys are lurking on dating websites ROFL :shake: :shake:

You're the source, dumbass. Meaning that if YOU are calling GoChiefs sad, then that makes HIM sadder than YOU. And YOU'RE pretty sad.

Jesus, do you take lessons to be so dense or is it a God-given talent?

Demonpenz 06-23-2007 03:59 PM

"looks like we matched up well, too bad you're ugly"

convict1983 06-23-2007 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!
You're the source, dumbass. Meaning that if YOU are calling GoChiefs sad, then that makes HIM sadder than YOU. And YOU'RE pretty sad.

Jesus, do you take lessons to be so dense or is it a God-given talent?

This coming from a guy that made his own granola today???? ROFL

Have fun lurking on those dating websites though. :p

Phobia 06-23-2007 04:37 PM

Thanks for killing a fun thread there, fightclub.

I can't believe you exclusively trash people on the internet.

I mean, how big of a loser does that make you?

You have to go on-line to expose your frustrations and angst.

Heh.

Go out on the street and tell people what fools and reeruns they are for whatever it is they happen to be doing at the moment and you'll really be in the fight club.

007 06-23-2007 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
Thanks for killing a fun thread there, fightclub.

I can't believe you exclusively trash people on the internet.

I mean, how big of a loser does that make you?

You have to go on-line to expose your frustrations and angst.

Heh.

Go out on the street and tell people what fools and reeruns they are for whatever it is they happen to be doing at the moment and you'll really be in the fight club.

Wow, he hasn't even hit rock bottom yet.

Stewie 06-23-2007 05:23 PM

It's 6:30. I think luv has been swept off her feet.

The Franchise 06-23-2007 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie
It's 6:30. I think luv has been swept off her feet.


literally?

Joie 06-23-2007 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie
It's 6:30. I think luv has been swept off her feet.

I hope so. She deserves a great guy.

Phobia 06-23-2007 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie
It's 6:30. I think luv has been swept off her feet.

Hopefully she's still breathing. Preferably breathing hard.

Stewie 06-23-2007 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie
I hope so. She deserves a great guy.

Me too. I've met her and she seems like a nice gal.

Halfcan 06-23-2007 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

I think I have talked to her before-what is her name again?

milkman 06-23-2007 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie
I hope so. She deserves a great guy.

I agree with you.
She does deserve a great guy.

Unfortunately for her, I'm already married.

J/K

Halfcan 06-23-2007 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman
I agree with you.
She does deserve a great guy.

Unfortunately for her, I'm already married.

J/K

I think she wants someone a bit younger. Why buy the cow when the Milk is free.

Joie 06-23-2007 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman
I agree with you.
She does deserve a great guy.

Unfortunately for her, I'm already married.

J/K

Unfortunately for her or unfortunately for you?

milkman 06-23-2007 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie
Unfortunately for her or unfortunately for you?

I joke alot, but my wife and I have been together for 20 years, and she is the best thing, by a huge margin, that has ever happened to me.

I would never do anything to jeapardize that.

Phobia 06-23-2007 05:48 PM

It turns out creepy dude speaks in tongues....




http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.c..._1911_11083851

greg63 06-23-2007 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie
It's 6:30. I think luv has been swept off her feet.

I think your clock is fast; at the time of your post it was only 6:23pm. :D

blueballs 06-23-2007 05:52 PM

did she have the
sperm shake for
desert

Fire Me Boy! 06-23-2007 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by blueballs
did she have the
sperm shake for
desert

You could
use innuendo
lessons.

Maybe you could
have said
"protein shake for
dessert."

blueballs 06-23-2007 05:56 PM

your anal

Frankie 06-23-2007 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

"Accidental" spillage of a quart of superglue.

Fire Me Boy! 06-23-2007 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by blueballs
your anal

You stay
the hell away
from my anal
anything.

blueballs 06-23-2007 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!
You stay
the hell away
from my anal
anything.

that granola
could have made it
special

Fire Me Boy! 06-23-2007 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

She has that "I bought him a milkshake three years ago and now he won't leave" look.

Frankie 06-23-2007 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
It turns out creepy dude speaks in tongues....




http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.c..._1911_11083851

:LOL:

Halfcan 06-23-2007 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman
I joke alot, but my wife and I have been together for 20 years, and she is the best thing, by a huge margin, that has ever happened to me.

I would never do anything to jeapardize that.

Good thing she doen't care about spelling, that might jeopardize it for sure.

Phobia 06-23-2007 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by blueballs
that granola
could have made it
special

FINALLY!!! An entertaining blueballs post.

Nice work.

Simplex3 06-23-2007 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
He's looking for a serious long-distance relationship? Seriously? Who does that? Can he just fly down to see you anytime he wishes? That's not very practical. Are you prepared to move to wherever he is?

I've known lots of people who travel all week every week and their company basically will fly them anywhere in the US on their weekends off. If you're that kind of guy/gal then why limit yourself to one city? Home for those types isn't the same as it is for you and I.

Frankie 06-23-2007 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
I think that when somebody flies hundreds of miles to see you, you can save the whole "nice wholesome girl" thing for somebody else. If you like him and you guys have a nice time, let your hair down.

Luv, after taking Phil's advice:

http://static.flickr.com/49/129538013_c43ea573c9_o.jpg

Simplex3 06-23-2007 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave
A bar is the LAST place I want to meet a woman.

I met my wife of over 10 years in a bar.

:shrug:

Demonpenz 06-23-2007 06:25 PM

Anyone ever hear any stories about kirk gibson when he played for the royals.

milkman 06-23-2007 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Halfcan
Good thing she doen't care about spelling, that might jeopardize it for sure.

It happens.

I was thinking "o".

88TG88 06-23-2007 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie
It's 6:30. I think luv has been swept off her feet.

He's probably showin her the o face.
http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.0...drew/drew1.jpg

007 06-23-2007 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
I met my wife of over 10 years in a bar.

:shrug:

15 years here. And I said I would never meet my future wife in a bar either.

Fire Me Boy! 06-23-2007 07:13 PM

I met my wife at church.

I was the choir director. She was still in high school.

:D

Halfcan 06-23-2007 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman
It happens.

I was thinking "o".

yep shit happons

GoHuge 06-23-2007 07:42 PM

Well no news must be good news. Prolly in the sack doing it dirty dirty style :)

As for me I'm off to a night of high price drinks and shallow beautiful women. Hope to be in bed by 11:00 and home by 12:00.

Have a good night all. Be back at 0800 to see what fatlock has to say about LJ. Well maybe like 12:00 depending on how long it takes to complete the task at hand.

Smed1065 06-23-2007 08:04 PM

Hope she is still "kicking".

Simplex3 06-23-2007 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru
15 years here. And I said I would never meet my future wife in a bar either.

Heh. I was out that night to finally go home with this 10+ year older chick that had been hitting on me for weeks. Get myself a sugar momma. LMAO

If only I'd known.

Logical 06-23-2007 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
I've known lots of people who travel all week every week and their company basically will fly them anywhere in the US on their weekends off. If you're that kind of guy/gal then why limit yourself to one city? Home for those types isn't the same as it is for you and I.

Interesting, I suppose the odds of a Coyote Ugly situation would be increased.

Bugeater 06-23-2007 09:37 PM

This is turned into quite the long lunch. We should've given her a curfew.

Phobia 06-23-2007 09:44 PM

She's probably used him up and kicked him to the curb already.

Hammock Parties 06-23-2007 09:54 PM

She's probably duct-taped in the trunk of his car by now.

Logical 06-23-2007 09:56 PM

I am sending out a search party.

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