There's Something About Mary, The Diary of Anne Frank, and The Nutty Professor.

☠️😂

Have you seen my baseball?

I'm not old -- just wanted to stop by and pay my respects to the rest of you.

We could eat you alive instead we will leave you with crushing debt and an amoral society.

Pro tip: Mars is nothing like Total Recall presents it.

literally lol'd. Thought about adding that to the original post at the time but figured someone would bust it out in the thread lmao

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Get off my lawn :cuss:

Never saw Mystic Pizza. Am I missing out?

If you've seen Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, you're already covered.

After 40 the years count double it seems.

Nothing like waking up and randomly your knee decides to be a total asshole all day.

On the plus side your libido goes down!

I can’t find my glasses without my glasses.

My knees are already garbage.

Went to the doctor 18 months ago and blah blah blah a bunch of shit later "you don't have any cartilage on the back of your kneecaps."

"Really?"

"Yeah."

"****."