I have no problem with laughing at funny posts at my expense...you know...if they are funny

Sure do seem to get a response.

I know. That's basically one of 3 replies you generally cart out.

It's usually:

that's horrible
you're a horrible poster
or I'll laugh at my own expense if it's funny

rinse and repeat

I thought it was epic. Funniest thing on this entire trainwreck of a thread.

I enjoy how someone is still trying to coin a phrase that nobody cares about but him.

Slow it down for us. What do you mean?

Har...har...har. I admit it, though....well-deserved.

I'm chalkin' it up as a message board learning experience. As pathetic as that is. I've been an avid poster on message boards for over a decade and I don't think I've ever tripped over my own dick with such force as I did with this shit. Made some crucial mistakes that I am going to try not to make again.

It all started out with my comment, "anyone can be roasted." I don't consider that a mistake, for I still believe that. However, I screwed up that one night when I stated, "I could totally roast you." People held me to it and it led to dick-trippage. You can't roast someone you know nearly nothing about and have to stoop to the level of total douche-canoe in digging for the only interaction you can remember seeing the person butt-hurt in. (I don't care what you say, Hootie, as dumb as everything was...I feel I crossed a line and owe you an apology for that shit. So FWIW, I am sorry).

Add that shit with me bringing jokes that are "inside" that only people I grew up with would get, not to mention my total abortion of an approach to it, which basically was over-elaborating on shit and making it come off as an autobiography/failed best man's speech about someone I don't know. I should have stuck to the template Hootie and Saul Good used. More concise, pros, cons, future outlook, etc.

A lot of the over-elabortation was adderall-insomnia induced (I'm prescribed and took it that day, shut up), so that's another thing I am going to refrain from doing in the future... which is posting on here when I have any of that shit in my system.

It was most definitely the stupidest I have ever felt after posting on a message board...and that's saying a lot. If that shit ever crosses my mind, I literally, briefly shudder. So stupid.

You shouldn't let a guy with an arsenal of 3 comebacks get in your head. You're the lizard king! Fight, mother****er, fight.

Haha, nah...he didn't get in my head. It was noticeably perceived as a castration by everyone way before he made that comment. I got in my own head. Did it to myself by saying I could roast someone I don't know and followed through by taking a God-awful approach to doing it.

tee hee, unfunny to the point of funny

words are dumb

What do you suggest, an entire roast illustrated in MS Paint? Not likely...

It seems that almost every roast contains some sort of "being fat" reference. Is every person on this board actually fat? Or is that just an easy way to rag on someone?

Fat ass.

I'm trying to stay somewhat true to the theme hootie had going.